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Bacon
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Offline alirocker08

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Bacon or Beer
« on: August 24, 2011, 08:15:29 AM »
So, I read a story last night (probably from a while back) about a woman who stole bacon to fund her drinking habit.

https://www.joe.ie/joe-life/life-features/uk-thief-admits-stealing-bacon-to-fund-28-pint-a-day-lifestyle-0014953-1

I was flabbergastered. She went through all the effort to steal glorious bacon, just to buy beer. But then I realised, she had made a difficult decision. She chose between bacon and beer.

So, what would you choose DTF, bacon or beer?
« Last Edit: August 24, 2011, 09:38:13 AM by alirocker08 »
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2011, 08:16:58 AM »
As much as I love bacon, I'd rather have the beer, since I can drink one everyday and not be clogging my arteries.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2011, 08:17:48 AM »
I know it does, I had a big brain fart, I edited just before you posted v.v
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2011, 08:21:02 AM »
Booze for me, and you silly bint.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2011, 08:23:01 AM »
Bacon, there are many other alcoholic beverages that I enjoy more than beer.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2011, 08:23:38 AM »
Bacon. I dont drink anymore.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2011, 08:26:21 AM »
Beer for me....
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2011, 08:28:58 AM »
beer



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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2011, 08:33:58 AM »
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2011, 08:36:14 AM »
Bacon by default.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2011, 08:37:37 AM »
Bacon, I'm not really a fan of beer.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2011, 08:37:51 AM »
Bacon...speaking of which, I'll be frying some up shortly to go with the sourdough french toast...

As far as beer... I'm a cocktail dude, can only be bothered with beer if I'm in the tropics and it's about 90 degrees out... ;D
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2011, 08:40:49 AM »
So...what would you all say if it was Bacon vs Any alcoholic beverage? I'd be really torn then, I don't think I could live without cider or wine </3
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2011, 08:44:23 AM »
I'd definitely have to take the beer.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2011, 08:46:59 AM »
Quote from: pogoowner on August 24, 2011, 08:44:23 AM
I'd definitely have to take the beer.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2011, 08:47:17 AM »
Quote from: alirocker08 on August 24, 2011, 08:40:49 AM
So...what would you all say if it was Bacon vs Any alcoholic beverage? I'd be really torn then, I don't think I could live without cider or wine </3

Still bacon by default.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2011, 08:47:57 AM »
Quote from: alirocker08 on August 24, 2011, 08:40:49 AM
So...what would you all say if it was Bacon vs Any alcoholic beverage? I'd be really torn then, I don't think I could live without cider or wine </3

THEN...I'd have to go with my Captain Morgan  ;D
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2011, 08:48:37 AM »
Quote from: alirocker08 on August 24, 2011, 08:40:49 AM
So...what would you all say if it was Bacon vs Any alcoholic beverage? I'd be really torn then, I don't think I could live without cider or wine </3

I'd have to take the alcoholic beverage, I love wine and gin.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2011, 08:49:56 AM »
Definitely beer for me
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2011, 08:53:11 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 24, 2011, 08:47:17 AM
Quote from: alirocker08 on August 24, 2011, 08:40:49 AM
So...what would you all say if it was Bacon vs Any alcoholic beverage? I'd be really torn then, I don't think I could live without cider or wine </3

Still bacon by default.

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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2011, 08:57:12 AM »
BOW UNTO THE ALLMIGHTY BACON.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2011, 09:00:50 AM »
Let take a moment to rejoice and pray.

The Beer Prayer

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill
Against us.

And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter, and the lager,
For ever and ever,
Barmen.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2011, 09:28:02 AM »
Where is the option for both? :(
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2011, 09:38:36 AM »
Quote from: Psy on August 24, 2011, 09:28:02 AM
Where is the option for both? :(

There is no option. You have one choice.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2011, 09:39:41 AM »
Quote from: Psy on August 24, 2011, 09:28:02 AM
Where is the option for both? :(


...  ??? ...  :o as in "I dont want either" ??? I ... what.. ?




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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2011, 09:41:16 AM »
Quote from: jonny108 on August 24, 2011, 09:00:50 AM
Let take a moment to rejoice and pray.

The Beer Prayer

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill
Against us.

And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter, and the lager,
For ever and ever,
Barmen.

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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2011, 09:41:36 AM »
Ho shit. Grab the pitchforks!
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2011, 09:59:41 AM »
I switched from beer to whiskey about a year ago,  so it's bacon pretty easily for me (although I still enjoy a good beer immensely).  A year ago,  I'm not sure which I'd have gone for.  Probably bacon since there's are plenty of viable substitutes for beer, but nothing can replace bacon.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2011, 10:10:22 AM »
Bacon all the way. I like my beer but I can survive fine on other drinks. Nothing can replace bacon  :heart
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2011, 10:48:12 AM »
So what's your choice Ali?
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2011, 10:49:39 AM »
Quote from: chknptpie on August 24, 2011, 08:37:37 AM
Bacon, I'm not really a fan of beer.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2011, 10:51:07 AM »
What a close race we've got here.
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2011, 10:53:31 AM »
yess... and I'm surprised... I would expect at least 80% booze :)
eating is cheating  :D
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2011, 10:54:23 AM »
haha you underestimate the love of bacon in these parts  :laugh:
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Re: Bacon or Beer
« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2011, 10:55:08 AM »
I think you're right  :D
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