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Offline Cynicalamity

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THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« on: August 23, 2011, 08:27:33 PM »
This thread is dedicated to everything Tool.
just to start off, my favorite album is 10,000 Days although I'm sure many disagree.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2011, 08:27:52 PM »
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You're a fucking stupid bitch.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2011, 08:29:12 PM »
I don't know, I joined a couple weeks ago and just started posting.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2011, 08:30:51 PM »
It's cool mang, just use the search feature. (It works really well here, unlike some other sites...)
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You're a fucking stupid bitch.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2011, 08:32:15 PM »
Ah, I FINALLY SEE MY LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2011, 09:29:22 PM »
Quote from: zxlkho on August 23, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
It's cool mang, just use the search feature. (It works really well here, unlike some other sites...)

wat

No way dude, I hate this site's search feature. It always gives me the least relevant results to what I'm actually trying to find.  :lol
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2011, 09:30:12 PM »
Quote from: Cynicalamity on August 23, 2011, 08:32:15 PM
Ah, I FINALLY SEE MY LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE.
...at least you got the 'your' right.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2011, 09:42:31 PM »
Quote from: ZBomber on August 23, 2011, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: zxlkho on August 23, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
It's cool mang, just use the search feature. (It works really well here, unlike some other sites...)

wat

No way dude, I hate this site's search feature. It always gives me the least relevant results to what I'm actually trying to find.  :lol
searching by title only works really well...
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I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Quote from: Ħ on September 15, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2011, 09:48:22 PM »
i dont listen to tool but i am drunk and want a thread to hang out in so hi guys
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2011, 09:49:21 PM »
Why don't you listen to Tool? They're amazing.
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I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Quote from: Ħ on September 15, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2011, 09:55:19 PM »
Quote from: ZBomber on August 23, 2011, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: zxlkho on August 23, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
It's cool mang, just use the search feature. (It works really well here, unlike some other sites...)

wat

No way dude, I hate this site's search feature. It always gives me the least relevant results to what I'm actually trying to find.  :lol

I'm with ya on this one Z. I've had numerous occasions where I've started threads just to have someone call me the "N" word (noob) for nosearching although I already had but just got shitty results.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2011, 09:57:34 PM »
Quote from: zxlkho on August 23, 2011, 09:49:21 PM
Why don't you listen to Tool? They're amazing.

i listened to them once and i thought they were ok but its not something ive really gotten around to giving my full attention to

sometime in the near future i will and when i do I will poop for you all and it will be a glorious poop, one to be framed upon the walls of everyone's households / refrigeration.

BIG BOB'S BEEPERS

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Quote from: ZBomber on August 23, 2011, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: zxlkho on August 23, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
It's cool mang, just use the search feature. (It works really well here, unlike some other sites...)

wat

No way dude, I hate this site's search feature. It always gives me the least relevant results to what I'm actually trying to find.  :lol

I'm with ya on this one Z. I've had numerous occasions where I've started threads just to have someone call me the "N" word (noob) for nosearching although I already had but just got shitty results.

o/
Together we can make a difference.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2011, 11:51:08 PM »
Quote from: zxlkho on August 23, 2011, 09:42:31 PM
Quote from: ZBomber on August 23, 2011, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: zxlkho on August 23, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
It's cool mang, just use the search feature. (It works really well here, unlike some other sites...)

wat

No way dude, I hate this site's search feature. It always gives me the least relevant results to what I'm actually trying to find.  :lol
searching by title only works really well...

Seriously. All y'all bitches need to learn how to use teh search.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2011, 11:52:45 PM »
unless it's not in the title

in which case  your vagina is dry like a bag of sand
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2011, 11:55:30 PM »
You're a towel.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2011, 11:59:11 PM »
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2011, 12:00:23 AM »
Quote from: ZBomber on August 23, 2011, 11:59:11 PM
Quote from: Ravenheart on August 23, 2011, 11:55:30 PM
You're a towel.
BULL



SHIT

No, trust me. I feel pretty confident about this.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2011, 12:01:45 AM »
I'm a fascist idiot and who isn't funny and masturbates to Fox news.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2011, 12:07:53 AM »
Quote from: Ravenheart on August 24, 2011, 12:00:23 AM
Quote from: ZBomber on August 23, 2011, 11:59:11 PM
Quote from: Ravenheart on August 23, 2011, 11:55:30 PM
You're a towel.
BULL



SHIT

No, trust me. I feel pretty confident about this.

well who am i to question you?

give me the least homosexual hug available in your inventory
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2011, 12:11:57 AM »
Quote from: ZBomber on August 24, 2011, 12:07:53 AM
Quote from: Ravenheart on August 24, 2011, 12:00:23 AM
Quote from: ZBomber on August 23, 2011, 11:59:11 PM
Quote from: Ravenheart on August 23, 2011, 11:55:30 PM
You're a towel.
BULL



SHIT

No, trust me. I feel pretty confident about this.

well who am i to question you?

give me the least homosexual hug available in your inventory

Fair warning: The least homosexual hug is still pretty homosexual, but Goddammit, you've earned it, Mike. You've earned it.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2011, 12:19:37 AM »
And you've reaffirmed my love of Glenn Beck and friends.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2011, 12:38:39 AM »
Quote from: ZBomber on August 23, 2011, 09:57:34 PM
Quote from: zxlkho on August 23, 2011, 09:49:21 PM
Why don't you listen to Tool? They're amazing.

i listened to them once and i thought they were ok but its not something ive really gotten around to giving my full attention to

sometime in the near future i will and when i do I will poop for you all and it will be a glorious poop, one to be framed upon the walls of everyone's households / refrigeration.

BIG BOB'S BEEPERS

Quote from: black_floyd on August 23, 2011, 09:55:19 PM
Quote from: ZBomber on August 23, 2011, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: zxlkho on August 23, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
It's cool mang, just use the search feature. (It works really well here, unlike some other sites...)

wat

No way dude, I hate this site's search feature. It always gives me the least relevant results to what I'm actually trying to find.  :lol

I'm with ya on this one Z. I've had numerous occasions where I've started threads just to have someone call me the "N" word (noob) for nosearching although I already had but just got shitty results.

o/
Together we can make a difference.

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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2011, 01:38:03 AM »
Man it would totally suck if I knew the OP in real life or something.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2011, 04:16:24 AM »
tool blows
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2011, 04:43:02 AM »
Quote from: Cynicalamity on August 23, 2011, 08:27:33 PM
This thread is dedicated to everything Tool.
just to start off, my favorite album is 10,000 Days although I'm sure many disagree.

It should be you're, not your.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2011, 04:47:44 AM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on August 24, 2011, 01:38:03 AM
Man it would totally suck if I knew the OP in real life or something.

Yeah, I'd be embarrassed to be associated with a Tool fan. What a shit band.







I wish they'd release their new album already
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2011, 07:40:39 AM »
peanuts
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2011, 08:20:07 AM »
nutpeas
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I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Quote from: Ħ on September 15, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2011, 09:06:20 AM »
Quote from: ZBomber on August 23, 2011, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: zxlkho on August 23, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
It's cool mang, just use the search feature. (It works really well here, unlike some other sites...)

wat

No way dude, I hate this site's search feature. It always gives me the least relevant results to what I'm actually trying to find.  :lol

I agree with this. Everything I search for returns results from 2 years ago.

Quote from: Ravenheart on August 23, 2011, 11:55:30 PM
You're a towel.

First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2011, 09:27:25 AM »
L2 search
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I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Quote from: Ħ on September 15, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2011, 03:14:55 PM »
Quote from: Cynicalamity on August 23, 2011, 08:32:15 PM
Ah, I FINALLY SEE MY LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE.

Nineteen minutes and thirty seconds.  That's how long it took for DTF to move him from first post to leaving in despair. 
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2011, 05:37:41 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on August 24, 2011, 03:14:55 PM
Quote from: Cynicalamity on August 23, 2011, 08:32:15 PM
Ah, I FINALLY SEE MY LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE.

Nineteen minutes and thirty seconds.  That's how long it took for DTF to move him from first post to leaving in despair. 

Five minutes from the creation of this thread.  He spent his first 14 minutes posting non-descriptly in other threads.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2011, 05:39:46 PM »
I don't own an " A tool ". Whatever an " A Tool " is.....   :hat




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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2011, 06:36:25 PM »
Quote from: yorost on August 23, 2011, 09:30:12 PM
Quote from: Cynicalamity on August 23, 2011, 08:32:15 PM
Ah, I FINALLY SEE MY LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE.
...at least you got the 'your' right.
I did it on purpose, trust me.
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Re: THE "YOUR A TOOL" THREAD
« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2011, 06:14:23 PM »
Quote from: Cynicalamity on August 23, 2011, 08:32:15 PM
Ah, I FINALLY SEE MY LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE.

Give it time, you will eventually see that your life does have a purpose, and that you are to be the mighty masturbator.
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