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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #70 on: August 20, 2011, 06:32:56 PM »
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I have a weird case where I can never be nude, even in the shower. I just wear cut off jean shorts.

Why not a bathing suit?  :lol

WOOOOOOSH

Hey, if I were you, I'd probably refuse to see my penis too.






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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #71 on: August 20, 2011, 06:33:10 PM »
...coming out with oddly homoerotic sayings?
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #72 on: August 20, 2011, 06:33:47 PM »
Quote from: Silver Tears on August 20, 2011, 06:30:08 PM
ahahah apparently we're the only ones who watch arrested here

Seriously, what fucking nubs.


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The only thing I know about Arrested Development is that Jessica Walter is in it and that's because she's in Archer.

It also has the guy who does Torvald Utne and Len Trexler, and the woman who voices Cheryl/Carol/Cristal.


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I have a weird case where I can never be nude, even in the shower. I just wear cut off jean shorts.


.....feeling blue?

Oh no, I'm afraid I just blue myself.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2011, 06:34:33 PM »
Oh Tobias  :heart
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #74 on: August 20, 2011, 06:35:11 PM »
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The only thing I know about Arrested Development is that Jessica Walter is in it and that's because she's in Archer.

It also has the guy who does Torvald Utne and Len Trexler, and the woman who voices Cheryl/Carol/Cristal.
Oh, really? I knew about Len Trexler but not the others.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #75 on: August 20, 2011, 06:39:25 PM »
"There are very few intelligent, attractive, and straight men in this town."


"Well, that certainly leaves me out."


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The only thing I know about Arrested Development is that Jessica Walter is in it and that's because she's in Archer.

It also has the guy who does Torvald Utne and Len Trexler, and the woman who voices Cheryl/Carol/Cristal.
Oh, really? I knew about Len Trexler but not the others.

Yeah, Archer is like Arrested Development in a lot of ways, so you should definitely watch it.

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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #76 on: August 20, 2011, 06:40:16 PM »
I've been meaning to get around to watching it for ages. I'm just lazy with TV shows.

Archer and Mad Men are the only two "new" shows I've watched in a long time.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #77 on: August 20, 2011, 06:44:05 PM »
I'm very glad to have gotten into How I Met Your Mother. 

Amazing show, and Barney is totally the guy I'd like to be able to claim I am, except not so dickish at times, as I do not like the idea of being a dick for the sake of getting female approval. 
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #78 on: August 20, 2011, 06:58:38 PM »
I fear getting locked in an Apple store with tjanuranus.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #79 on: August 20, 2011, 07:00:12 PM »
Is he a Job-for-a-Steve?
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #80 on: August 20, 2011, 07:00:28 PM »
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I fear getting locked in an Apple store with tjanuranus.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #81 on: August 20, 2011, 07:36:18 PM »
All this Archer talk makes me sad that no one caught my first-page response.  :(
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #82 on: August 20, 2011, 10:24:48 PM »
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Websites I'm unsure of. Seriously. Caused by some of the "screamer" sites (you probably know what I mean), and honestly if I caught one of those fucktards who make those they'd end up lying on the ground in a bad shape. It's not funny.

Actually, it's very funny. I appreciate a good screamer site as long as it doesn't harm your computer by way of viruses. You need to learn how to laugh at yourself.
Something that scares the fuck out of me and makes me feel very uneasy sometimes even for weeks is not even slightly funny.

A screamer site made you feel uneasy for weeks? It's supposed to be an "in the moment" type of thing.

1. You click a link, unsuspecting.
2. You get the shit scared out of you.
3. You breath heavily for a few minutes, in slight shock.
4. After a short while, you laugh about it. "Damn, that got me good."
5. The cycle repeats when you show it to a friend, a big grin on your face as you stand behind them at the computer.

Again....learn to laugh at yourself. Screamers aren't that bad.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #83 on: August 20, 2011, 10:52:44 PM »
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #84 on: August 21, 2011, 01:36:22 AM »
One "fear" just came to my mind. Wasps. I absoultely loathe them. Every time a wasp gets near me or my food/drink/stuff, I get very agitated.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #85 on: August 21, 2011, 06:07:19 AM »
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Quote from: Liberation on August 20, 2011, 06:22:07 PM
Quote from: Gadough on August 20, 2011, 06:15:24 PM
Quote from: Liberation on August 20, 2011, 07:32:04 AM
Websites I'm unsure of. Seriously. Caused by some of the "screamer" sites (you probably know what I mean), and honestly if I caught one of those fucktards who make those they'd end up lying on the ground in a bad shape. It's not funny.

Actually, it's very funny. I appreciate a good screamer site as long as it doesn't harm your computer by way of viruses. You need to learn how to laugh at yourself.
Something that scares the fuck out of me and makes me feel very uneasy sometimes even for weeks is not even slightly funny.

A screamer site made you feel uneasy for weeks? It's supposed to be an "in the moment" type of thing.

1. You click a link, unsuspecting.
2. You get the shit scared out of you.
3. You breath heavily for a few minutes, in slight shock.
4. After a short while, you laugh about it. "Damn, that got me good."
5. The cycle repeats when you show it to a friend, a big grin on your face as you stand behind them at the computer.

Again....learn to laugh at yourself. Screamers aren't that bad.
I don't control how much it will affect me, it simply does. Some people are simply far more sensitive to this type of crap and they could take it into account. But of course it's the internet, fuck those who aren't "for the lulz". ::)

And I can laugh at myself but I don't find this to be even slightly funny.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #86 on: August 21, 2011, 07:54:53 AM »
Ok, fair enough.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #87 on: August 21, 2011, 08:06:03 AM »
Really, the problem for me isn't that I got fooled... fair enough, I'd laugh normally. But there are borders how you actually do it...
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #88 on: August 21, 2011, 12:11:03 PM »
I could write an entire essay about the stupid shit that bothers me.

First off, feet. Fucking hell. The words "feet" and "toes" make me cringe. They just sound...odd. Socks must ALWAYS be worn. Even since I was a child, I was weird about that. I tried to get into the bath with my shoes on once.

Wasps, and any other biting/stinging insect. FUCK THEM HARD. Never had a single insect bite/sting incident, but I'm fucking scared to death of it happening (well, aside from mosquitoes and the occasional sweat bee).

Heights suck. If I'm in a tall building, I'm absolutely terrified of it just falling the fuck down killing everybody. Same with air travel and any kind of large object capable of a serious disaster.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #89 on: August 21, 2011, 12:12:26 PM »
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #90 on: August 21, 2011, 12:13:56 PM »
Heights
Rogue Waves
Tsunami's
And the worst is someone, or a group of people breaking into my home late at night in an attempt to do harm to my family. Probably my greatest fear. Even worse now after I had a stalker issue a couple of years ago.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #91 on: August 21, 2011, 12:17:54 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on August 21, 2011, 12:12:26 PM
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #92 on: August 21, 2011, 05:51:30 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on August 21, 2011, 12:12:26 PM
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #93 on: August 21, 2011, 06:00:39 PM »
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on August 21, 2011, 12:11:03 PM
First off, feet. Fucking hell. The words "feet" and "toes" make me cringe. They just sound...odd. Socks must ALWAYS be worn. Even since I was a child, I was weird about that. I tried to get into the bath with my shoes on once.

This.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #94 on: August 21, 2011, 06:05:32 PM »
Heights
Social Encounters
Public Bathrooms and other bathrooms with people nearby
Rick Astley
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #95 on: August 21, 2011, 06:25:42 PM »
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #96 on: August 21, 2011, 06:35:11 PM »
Ladders and bugs
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #97 on: August 21, 2011, 08:51:32 PM »
I don't like it when ladies are wearing open shoes/sandals without socks. 

HAVE SOME DECENCY! 

Also, I don't like it when a girl or boy's shorts aren't long enough.  If it's at the point where your shirt is further down than your shorts, a dress or skirt would make much more sense. 
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #98 on: August 21, 2011, 09:05:35 PM »
So you fear them? :lol
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #99 on: August 21, 2011, 09:09:09 PM »
No.  I guess mild distaste would be the most precise term. 

If you want fear, well, I always use stalls in public restrooms, because I fear that if I use a urinal, an older boy could like, stare at my tool, or touch me, or something gay like that.  I'm not gay and I'm for acceptance of homosexuality, but sexual harassment is bad:  straight, gay,  curved, bent, chopped, diced, or cubic zirconium-ed. 
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #100 on: August 21, 2011, 09:16:00 PM »
Girls in short shorts and when it looks like they aren't wearing anything under that long shirt are awesome sauce.

As for irrational fears? Drowning, or being attacked underwater, sharks, etcetera. Oh, and spiders. Fuck those monsters.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #101 on: August 21, 2011, 09:16:40 PM »
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Girls in short shorts and when it looks like they aren't wearing anything under that long shirt are awesome sauce.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #102 on: August 21, 2011, 09:17:54 PM »
It does look very pretty.

I guess my objection is that it gives off to me bad vibes, I dunno why. 
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #103 on: August 21, 2011, 09:18:37 PM »
Meh, understandable actually.
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Re: So DTF, what are your irrational fears?
« Reply #104 on: August 22, 2011, 12:48:26 AM »
Fear of depths. I knew how to swim for five years before I'd voluntarily jump in the deep end. I was kinda cool with swimming in it but just something about the increased water pressure coupled with the fact that if I cramped up and began to sink it'd be all blurry and hard to see for my rescuers just never sat right with me. I still feel some uneasiness with deepend jumping to this day.
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