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Stay out of my room.
« on: August 16, 2011, 12:09:20 AM »
I found this over at Failblog and lul'd so hard my throat hurts.

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Brandon left for camp June 26th for 4 weeks. His last words to his sister were "stay out of my room."

It's cute that he thought we wouldn't go in there.

My advice for next time... invest in a good lock.




































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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 12:12:09 AM »
That..........is..............amazing. I love it. Seriously, brilliance.
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 12:15:39 AM »
That was better than I thought.
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Absolutely fantastic post btw Tim
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 12:18:45 AM »






If I had a sister that looked like this, "stay out of my room" would be about the last thing I'd say to her.
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Re: Absolutely fantastic post btw Tim
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 12:24:20 AM »
If I had a sister that looked like this, "stay out of my room" would be about the last thing I'd say to her.
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Re: Absolutely fantastic post btw Tim
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2011, 12:28:17 AM »
If I had a sister that looked like this, "stay out of my room" would be about the last thing I'd say to her.

What.
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2011, 12:30:40 AM »
I never had a sister so jokes like this are not the least bit difficult for me to say.
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 12:31:46 AM »
It's rather about your implication that this girl is hot. Which, to clarify, she isn't.
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 12:32:51 AM »
It's rather about your implication that this girl is hot. Which, to clarify, she isn't.
Eh. She's a butterface. So?
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 12:34:04 AM »
Exactly.
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2011, 12:35:19 AM »
Leave me alone. I'm going jerk it to owl girl.
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Re: Absolutely fantastic post by me!
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2011, 12:36:20 AM »






If I had a sister that looked like this, "stay out of my room" would be about the last thing I'd say to her.


I want to be friends with this girl, as she's obviously awesome.
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Re: Absolutely fantastic post by me!
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2011, 12:37:15 AM »
I want to be friends with this girl, as she's obviously awesome.
Funnily enough, I was thinking the same thing. Well... with the whole family, really.
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2011, 12:38:13 AM »
Leave me alone. I'm going jerk it to owl girl.

I like your taste in ladies.  You and I, we know what's up!   :tup

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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2011, 12:42:43 AM »
Leave me alone. I'm going jerk it to owl girl.

I like your taste in ladies.  You and I, we know what's up!   :tup

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Re: You seem cool. Wanna hang sometime?
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2011, 12:43:19 AM »
I want to be friends with this girl, as she's obviously awesome.
Funnily enough, I was thinking the same thing. Well... with the whole family, really.

Yeah, but my friendships usually end up in a night full of drunken mistakes and unexplained bruises, and we never really talk again after that. Sorry if I wasn't clear on my definition of 'friends'.
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Re: You seem cool. Wanna hang sometime?
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2011, 12:44:38 AM »
I want to be friends with this girl, as she's obviously awesome.
Funnily enough, I was thinking the same thing. Well... with the whole family, really.

Yeah, but my friendships usually end up in a night full of drunken mistakes and unexplained bruises, and we never really talk again after that. Sorry if I wasn't clear on my definition of 'friends'.
Actually, I thought your definition was pretty clear. If that family can have that much fun with the lights on, just imagine...
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Re: You seem cool. Wanna hang sometime?
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2011, 12:46:34 AM »
I want to be friends with this girl, as she's obviously awesome.
Funnily enough, I was thinking the same thing. Well... with the whole family, really.

Yeah, but my friendships usually end up in a night full of drunken mistakes and unexplained bruises, and we never really talk again after that. Sorry if I wasn't clear on my definition of 'friends'.
Actually, I thought your definition was pretty clear. If that family can have that much fun with the lights on, just imagine...

Um, you do realize she's probably a minor, right guys?

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Re: You seem cool. Wanna hang sometime?
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2011, 12:47:26 AM »
I want to be friends with this girl, as she's obviously awesome.
Funnily enough, I was thinking the same thing. Well... with the whole family, really.

Yeah, but my friendships usually end up in a night full of drunken mistakes and unexplained bruises, and we never really talk again after that. Sorry if I wasn't clear on my definition of 'friends'.
Actually, I thought your definition was pretty clear. If that family can have that much fun with the lights on, just imagine...

Um, you do realize she's probably a miner, right guys?


Her profession doesn't interest me.
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Re: You seem cool. Wanna hang sometime?
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2011, 12:47:29 AM »
I want to be friends with this girl, as she's obviously awesome.
Funnily enough, I was thinking the same thing. Well... with the whole family, really.

Yeah, but my friendships usually end up in a night full of drunken mistakes and unexplained bruises, and we never really talk again after that. Sorry if I wasn't clear on my definition of 'friends'.
Actually, I thought your definition was pretty clear. If that family can have that much fun with the lights on, just imagine...
Um, you do realize she's probably a minor, right guys?
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2011, 12:52:43 AM »
Leave me alone. I'm going jerk it to owl girl.

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Re: That door was left just... So wide open
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2011, 12:57:40 AM »
I want to be friends with this girl, as she's obviously awesome.
Funnily enough, I was thinking the same thing. Well... with the whole family, really.

Yeah, but my friendships usually end up in a night full of drunken mistakes and unexplained bruises, and we never really talk again after that. Sorry if I wasn't clear on my definition of 'friends'.
Actually, I thought your definition was pretty clear. If that family can have that much fun with the lights on, just imagine...

Um, you do realize she's probably a minor, right guys?


Then why is she giving me a major boner?
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2011, 12:58:33 AM »
:clap:
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2011, 01:01:12 AM »
Then why is she giving me a major boner?

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Re: That door was left just... So wide open
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2011, 01:01:57 AM »
I want to be friends with this girl, as she's obviously awesome.
Funnily enough, I was thinking the same thing. Well... with the whole family, really.

Yeah, but my friendships usually end up in a night full of drunken mistakes and unexplained bruises, and we never really talk again after that. Sorry if I wasn't clear on my definition of 'friends'.
Actually, I thought your definition was pretty clear. If that family can have that much fun with the lights on, just imagine...

Um, you do realize she's probably a minor, right guys?


Then why is she giving me a major boner?
I'll take a wild guess and assume you drive a white unmarked van and regularily visit the local playground with a camera and sack of candy...

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Re: 'Cause I'm going grocery shopping tomorrow...
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2011, 01:04:28 AM »
Then why is she giving me a major boner?



Are you saying personality (And paper bags) doesn't count?
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2011, 01:08:41 AM »
Are you saying personality (And paper bags) doesn't count?

I imply nothing. I merely presented the evidence in a clear manner.

*chin may or may not be capable of cutting through paper.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2011, 01:09:49 AM »
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: There's gotta be some pun for 'chin', but I just can't get at it...
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Are you saying personality (And paper bags) doesn't count?

I imply nothing. I merely presented the evidence in a clear manner.

*chin may or may not be capable of cutting through paper.

Don't you go bringing your Australocentric ideals of beauty around my chin fetish!
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: There's gotta be some pun for 'chin', but I just can't get at it...
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Are you saying personality (And paper bags) doesn't count?

I imply nothing. I merely presented the evidence in a clear manner.

*chin may or may not be capable of cutting through paper.

Don't you go bringing your Australocentric ideals of beauty around my chin fetish!

Um, chin fetish?
Is that how low modern Sexual values have dipped?

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« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2011, 01:14:45 AM »
Are you saying personality (And paper bags) doesn't count?

I imply nothing. I merely presented the evidence in a clear manner.

*chin may or may not be capable of cutting through paper.

Don't you go bringing your Australocentric ideals of beauty around my chin fetish!

Um, chin fetish?
Is that how low modern Sexual values have dipped?
Almost as low as the tip of her chin.
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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2011, 01:15:00 AM »
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2011, 01:24:35 AM »
Saw this on Reddit earlier this afternoon. Best thing I saw all day.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Stay out of my room.
« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2011, 08:03:22 AM »
That was AMAZING  :rollin :rollin

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Re: Absolutely fantastic post by me!
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2011, 08:08:25 AM »
I want to be friends with this girl, as she's obviously awesome.
Funnily enough, I was thinking the same thing. Well... with the whole family, really.
Isn't that a guy? her/his face and arms are very masculine.