Author Topic: Haiku Thread (Read 12364 times)

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #70 on:** August 17, 2011, 11:28:17 PM »

Oh wow, that did fail.
umm thanks for pointing that out.
OH MY GOD! DONUTS!!!

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #71 on:** August 18, 2011, 04:08:31 AM »

I have a question:
What if the Situation
Committed a rape?

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #72 on:** August 18, 2011, 06:00:42 AM »

Should not reproduce
Jersey girls ain't trash, you know
'Cause trash gets picked up

ZirconBlue · « **Reply #73 on:** August 18, 2011, 07:20:26 AM »

Oh no! Just begun
And yet I have already
Run out of syllab-

chknptpie · « **Reply #74 on:** August 18, 2011, 08:41:13 AM »

I have an eyelash
It keeps poking at my eye
Its so annoying

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #75 on:** August 18, 2011, 09:09:52 AM »

Remove that eyelash
Show that eyelash bitch who's boss
I said eyelash bitch

chknptpie · « **Reply #76 on:** August 18, 2011, 10:17:41 AM »

On a second thought
It might just be my contacts
Screw these damn contacts

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #77 on:** August 18, 2011, 11:27:53 AM »

I just found the thread
That bosk thinks I should post in
Why did I come here?

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #78 on:** August 18, 2011, 11:38:45 AM »

Where did you come from?
and why the fuck are you here?
something something die

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #79 on:** August 18, 2011, 11:41:26 AM »

Mind your manners n00b
You can call him "Big Jim Slade"
Jamesman is the shit.

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #80 on:** August 18, 2011, 11:41:55 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 18, 2011, 04:08:31 AM

I have a question:
What if the Situation
Committed a rape?

Are you under the
Impression that he has not
Already done so?

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #81 on:** August 18, 2011, 11:45:51 AM »

trying to make joke
but syllables make it hard
so Jay sound cave man

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #82 on:** August 18, 2011, 11:47:16 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 18, 2011, 11:41:26 AM

Mind your manners n00b
You can call him "Big Jim Slade"
Jamesman is the shit.

Err,

Rolling on the ground
Laughing til my stomach feels
Like LHK's ass

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #83 on:** August 18, 2011, 01:45:18 PM »

Do not want to know
How you would know the feel of
LHK's mudflaps

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #84 on:** August 18, 2011, 03:13:09 PM »

Another question:
What part of body are the
Mudflaps you speak of

Adami · « **Reply #85 on:** August 18, 2011, 03:18:22 PM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 18, 2011, 03:13:09 PM

Another question:
What part of body are the
Mudflaps you speak of

The mud in this case
is the poop we excrete from
Our butts thus mudflaps

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #86 on:** August 18, 2011, 04:56:49 PM »

Don't spit in the wind,
Tug on Supe's cape, or mess with
Jamesman42.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #87 on:** August 18, 2011, 06:38:51 PM »

Hard to keep meter
When you are pretty damn trashed
Another beer, please.

adace · « **Reply #88 on:** June 10, 2012, 01:08:21 PM »

Hey guys, I'd appreciate it if you gave me some feedback on my haikus.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jfyq8taCtyDcOXKNuXi0IA17JvFZ8bhSJmFivx15nX4/edit

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #89 on:** June 12, 2012, 11:17:19 PM »

Samwise and Frodo
Simply walked into Mordor
To destroy the ring.

"Obi-wan told me
You killed my father, Vader."
"No, I'M your father."

"Beam me up, Scotty."
Was never actually
Said in the series.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #90 on:** June 12, 2012, 11:22:43 PM »

You know, I realized
I've had a Wii for six months
Still need to buy games.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #91 on:** June 12, 2012, 11:24:05 PM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on June 12, 2012, 11:22:43 PM

You know, I realized
I've had a Wii for six months
Still need to buy games.

It could be worse.
You could have a PS3
Cuz' it has no game.

Adami · « **Reply #92 on:** June 13, 2012, 12:19:18 AM »

So five syllables.
Then seven syllables more.
Then back to five. Lame.

Scorpion · « **Reply #93 on:** June 13, 2012, 10:23:06 AM »

Well I must now say
that you have already done
better haikus, bro.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #94 on:** June 13, 2012, 03:23:16 PM »

So Glad Portnoy's Gone
If You Dont Agree With Me,
Eat My Ass And Balls.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #95 on:** June 19, 2012, 02:07:52 AM »

Also a palindrome

O God, deliver!
Evil, as it is alive;
Reviled do go.

Scorpion · « **Reply #96 on:** June 19, 2012, 03:09:39 AM »

Did you write that? If so, then

.

If not, still cool.

Chino · « **Reply #97 on:** June 19, 2012, 05:40:50 AM »

I need a good laugh
Where's the parody thread?
I guess it has passed.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #98 on:** June 19, 2012, 09:39:52 AM »

Quote from: Scorpion on June 19, 2012, 03:09:39 AM

Did you write that? If so, then .

I did, yes. Took me a few hours.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #99 on:** May 24, 2014, 11:52:55 PM »

Haiku time again.
There are many more to come.
Hope you enjoy them.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #100 on:** May 25, 2014, 03:22:43 PM »

One two three four five.
Once I caught a Fish Alive.
Then I put it back.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #101 on:** May 25, 2014, 03:24:21 PM »

Images And Words
Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence.
Train Of Thought.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #102 on:** May 25, 2014, 03:25:48 PM »

John Myung, Ninja
Mike Mangini Drum Machine
James LaBrie, Pirate.

Scorpion · « **Reply #103 on:** May 25, 2014, 04:12:45 PM »

Haikus are cool things
because they aren't very hard
but still sound awesome.

masterthes · « **Reply #104 on:** May 25, 2014, 05:38:29 PM »

Here comes a haiku
it won't be much fun for me
But it must be done

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