Author Topic: Haiku Thread (Read 12357 times)

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #35 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:38:49 AM »

Quote from: Adami on August 16, 2011, 01:35:32 AM

Listen here good sir
Might I ask you one quick thing
Who ya gonna call?

Egon, Peter, Ray.
And sometimes the black guy, too.
Mother pus bucket.

Adami · « **Reply #36 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:44:45 AM »

Would you qualify
That as a launch problem or
A design problem?

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #37 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:07:25 AM »

Let's take a step back.
No, I was wrong, I'm sorry.
Take a step forward.

Gadough · « **Reply #38 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:09:45 AM »

I need to shower
But DTF's distracting
I smell really bad

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #39 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:15:47 AM »

Tomorrow will be
awkward. My dad's visiting;
he's rather distant.

Gadough · « **Reply #40 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:21:02 AM »

It's likely because
You are a fucking milkshake
That was mean, sorry

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #41 on:** August 16, 2011, 06:38:07 AM »

Quote from: Adami on August 16, 2011, 01:44:45 AM

Would you qualify
That as a launch problem or
A design problem?

Quote from: MetalJunkie on August 16, 2011, 02:07:25 AM

Let's take a step back.
No, I was wrong, I'm sorry.
Take a step forward.

You guys are awesome. Continuing that idea...

That's a wonderful
Story Bodie I've noticed
You've stopped stuttering.

I guess it goes from
God to Jerry to you to
The cleaners, right Kent?

Doctor Hathaway's
Gonna hear all about this
You will rue the day

Twenty points higher
Than me, thinks a big guy like
That can wear his clothes?

Tick · « **Reply #42 on:** August 16, 2011, 07:14:04 AM »

I want to try Goat
Its probably very good
I'll roast it slowly

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #43 on:** August 16, 2011, 08:14:41 AM »

You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it

Tick · « **Reply #44 on:** August 16, 2011, 09:26:02 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 16, 2011, 08:14:41 AM

You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it

I liked that crow movie
Brandon Lee died too soon
fried crow sounds good

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #45 on:** August 16, 2011, 11:33:50 AM »

Quote from: tick on August 16, 2011, 09:26:02 AM

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 16, 2011, 08:14:41 AM
You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it
I liked that crow movie
Brandon Lee died too soon
fried crow sounds good

This must be, by far,
The worst haiku ever wrote
By the way, goat's good

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #46 on:** August 16, 2011, 11:36:25 AM »

LeeHarveyKenne
Dee, probably always posts
drunk on chicken blood

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #47 on:** August 16, 2011, 11:40:16 AM »

I like that one show
Where this guy met your mother
But they don't show that.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #48 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:46:04 PM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 16, 2011, 06:38:07 AM

Quote from: Adami on August 16, 2011, 01:44:45 AM
Would you qualify
That as a launch problem or
A design problem?

Quote from: MetalJunkie on August 16, 2011, 02:07:25 AM
Let's take a step back.
No, I was wrong, I'm sorry.
Take a step forward.

You guys are awesome. Continuing that idea...

That's a wonderful
Story Bodie I've noticed
You've stopped stuttering.

I guess it goes from
God to Jerry to you to
The cleaners, right Kent?

Doctor Hathaway's
Gonna hear all about this
You will rue the day

Twenty points higher
Than me, thinks a big guy like
That can wear his clothes?

Hey, Kent. Hey. Wake up.
Kent, listen, this is Jesus.
Stop touching yourself.

Tick · « **Reply #49 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:50:11 PM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on August 16, 2011, 11:33:50 AM

Quote from: tick on August 16, 2011, 09:26:02 AM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 16, 2011, 08:14:41 AM
You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it
I liked that crow movie
Brandon Lee died too soon
fried crow sounds good

This must be, by far,
The worst haiku ever wrote
By the way, goat's good

Thank you very much
Cleveland thanks you too
Bulls have large testicles

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #50 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:52:05 PM »

Quote from: tick on August 16, 2011, 02:50:11 PM

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on August 16, 2011, 11:33:50 AM
Quote from: tick on August 16, 2011, 09:26:02 AM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 16, 2011, 08:14:41 AM
You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it
I liked that crow movie
Brandon Lee died too soon
fried crow sounds good

This must be, by far,
The worst haiku ever wrote
By the way, goat's good
Thank you very much
Cleveland thanks you too
Bull have large testicles

Tick, you did it wrong;
Five syllables, then seven,
Plus five is haiku.

Adami · « **Reply #51 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:52:24 PM »

Tick you really must
Learn to count the syllables
That make up haiku's

Tick · « **Reply #52 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:57:03 PM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 16, 2011, 02:52:05 PM

Quote from: tick on August 16, 2011, 02:50:11 PM
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on August 16, 2011, 11:33:50 AM
Quote from: tick on August 16, 2011, 09:26:02 AM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 16, 2011, 08:14:41 AM
You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it
I liked that crow movie
Brandon Lee died too soon
fried crow sounds good

This must be, by far,
The worst haiku ever wrote
By the way, goat's good
Thank you very much
Cleveland thanks you too
Bull have large testicles
Tick, you did it wrong;
Five syllables, then seven,
Plus five is haiku.

Oops I messed it up
I had no idea I blew it
I'll do better now

Adami · « **Reply #53 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:59:01 PM »

You mustn't have known
Your second line had two more
Than it should have had

Tick · « **Reply #54 on:** August 16, 2011, 03:01:53 PM »

Quote from: Adami on August 16, 2011, 02:59:01 PM

You mustn't have known
Your second line had two more
Than it should have had

I quit!

Adami · « **Reply #55 on:** August 16, 2011, 03:03:31 PM »

Farewell to the tick
A man's man and woman's man
His penis is huge

Kotowboy · « **Reply #56 on:** August 17, 2011, 04:33:32 AM »

Tried to write Haiku
But My syllables were wrong
Well, I tried my best

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #57 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:07:50 PM »

My god! I am hungry!
Hey Shake! make me a sandwich
Shake? SHAKE? WHERE ARE YOU???

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #58 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:21:18 PM »

Hello, Jay, my brah!
Here is a sandwich I made:
An icecream sandwich.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #59 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:46:04 PM »

Jay fails at haiku
tick had this problem also
first line should be five

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #60 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:51:17 PM »

It's Friday Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
fun fun fun fun fun

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #61 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:52:33 PM »

I loved that song, too.
However, she jumped the shark;
Bring back the black guy!

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #62 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:55:55 PM »

Black guy, black guy, ya
Gotta get down on black guys
Wait what in the fuck

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #63 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:56:50 PM »

Tay Zonday was odd
He moved away from the mic
To breathe in - why not?

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #64 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:58:00 PM »

I wonder about
Rebecca Black's middle name
Could it be "Likes It"?

EDIT: You must forgive me
I thought James would ninja me
Dual-post for the loss

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #65 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:59:52 PM »

It's quite obvious
That she lurves the dark meat much.
She'll so be in porn.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #66 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:23:39 PM »

I think I may try
Crafting emails in haiku
Much fun will ensue

ricky · « **Reply #67 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:32:18 PM »

I can see a beer
Sitting right in front of me
So I will drink it

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #68 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:32:57 PM »

Quote from: ricky on August 17, 2011, 02:32:18 PM

I can see a beer
Sitting right in front of me
So I will drink it

You've made me jealous
I'm sitting here at work bored
Wish I had a drink...

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #69 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:42:41 PM »

Step onto the ledge
Peer over, take a deep breath
One more step, and AHHH
   H

   H

   H

   H

   h

   h

   hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Author Topic: Haiku Thread (Read 12357 times)