Author Topic: Haiku Thread (Read 12366 times)

JayOctavarium · « **on:** August 14, 2011, 05:11:28 AM »

Because I don't wanna be bitched at in the poetry thread...

Shake got me hooked on
these stupid poem thingies
so i made a thread

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:15:36 AM »

I enjoy this thread
Jay is a wonderful guy
Thanks for the thread, Jay!

Genowyn · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:16:29 AM »

Haiku desu
Bakabakashii ne
Kawaii ne

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:20:59 AM »

Genowyn, you're cool
However, you've got it wrong
It's five seven five

Gadough · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:22:22 AM »

I should go to sleep
But instead, I am awake
Writing this dumb thing

Genowyn · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:27:35 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 14, 2011, 05:20:59 AM

Genowyn, you're cool
However, you've got it wrong
It's five seven five

Clearly you don't know
But in japanese every
Vowel is spoken

Ha-i-ku de-su
Ba-ka-ba-ka-shi-i ne
Ka-wa-i-i ne

So as you can see
That is five seven five, yeah?
QED mofo

Gadough · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:30:08 AM »

Well, it looks to me
That Master Shake just got pwned.
Suck it, bitch. Yeah Yeah.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:36:36 AM »

Well, one of these days
I shall show you that I'm good!
I'll go to med school!

The average pay
That I will end up getting
Is quite generous.

So, how's that my friends?
I'll be making more money
Than you poor saplings!

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:54:11 AM »

This new haiku thread
Fails in comparison to
all the ones before.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2011, 07:48:24 AM »

hefdaddy just said
You are all a bunch of n00bs
Stupid fucking bitch

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2011, 07:52:04 AM »

This is about boobs.
Girls have them and I do not.
They are a good thing.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2011, 08:03:36 AM »

Jamesman42
Bosk y u let this happen?
I am not his bitch

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2011, 08:13:03 AM »

Jamesman42
You are so hefdaddy's bitch,
Your profile says.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2011, 08:13:54 AM »

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:07:27 PM »

My throat hurts like mad
my goal today is to plant
grass seed. Yea I'm lame

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #15 on:** August 15, 2011, 02:24:33 PM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 14, 2011, 07:52:04 AM

This is about boobs.

Spidey sense tingled.
Knew that someone was talking
About the boobies.

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #16 on:** August 15, 2011, 02:28:56 PM »

Screw it, I suck at poems.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #17 on:** August 15, 2011, 02:31:16 PM »

Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on August 15, 2011, 02:28:56 PM

Any idiot can make a haiku.

Me, for example.

That's not a haiku;
You've got the format all wrong!
Unless it's a joke..

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #18 on:** August 15, 2011, 02:34:04 PM »

dethklok09 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 15, 2011, 03:25:16 PM »

I don't know how to
how do I learn how to live
tv has the key

sneakyblueberry · « **Reply #20 on:** August 15, 2011, 06:29:38 PM »

Haiku make me say:
'so much awesome, so much good'
I love the haiku

lateralus88 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 15, 2011, 06:33:14 PM »

Why did Collin leave
He was the haiku master
refrigerator

sneakyblueberry · « **Reply #22 on:** August 15, 2011, 06:34:21 PM »

Collin left because
you never take him seriously oh my god I ruined
my haiku

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 15, 2011, 06:37:51 PM »

Why do I talk like
this, it doesnt mean a thing
these breaks, be deceived

Chino · « **Reply #24 on:** August 15, 2011, 06:39:37 PM »

I'm on my iPad.
Whats the point of a haiku?
I love Avatar.

sneakyblueberry · « **Reply #25 on:** August 15, 2011, 06:39:45 PM »

Leave Collin alone
He is much better than you
He is CEO.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #26 on:** August 15, 2011, 06:44:58 PM »

If I could attain
Icy's goodness, I wouldn't
Still be a virgin.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 15, 2011, 06:45:13 PM »

Leave Collin alone
Leave Britney Spears alone too
Leave them all alone

sneakyblueberry · « **Reply #28 on:** August 15, 2011, 07:04:40 PM »

Leave jamesman alone,
it is not his fault that he
is hefdaddy's bitch

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #29 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:10:59 AM »

There once was a man
From Nantucket. Wait, no. That's
The wrong kind of poem.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #30 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:27:07 AM »

I am your father.
No! That's not true! That's-
Shut the fuck up, Son.

Adami · « **Reply #31 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:30:28 AM »

Why must I write five
Syllables and then seven
Followed by five more?

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #32 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:32:52 AM »

Quote from: Adami on August 16, 2011, 01:30:28 AM

Why must I write five
Syllables and then seven
Followed by five more?

Because it's the rule.
Obey or GTFO.
Damn it, Adami.

Adami · « **Reply #33 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:35:32 AM »

Listen here good sir
Might I ask you one quick thing
Who ya gonna call?

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #34 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:38:25 AM »

Shit, piss, fuck cunt, cock-
Sucker, motherfucker, tits.
RIP, Carlin

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Author Topic: Haiku Thread (Read 12366 times)