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Offline rogerdil

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FIR sauna
« on: August 11, 2011, 11:13:17 AM »
This is the best $170 I've ever spent.  A portable far infrared sauna that helps you sweat out toxins.  Simple set up (basically just have to zip it up). 
 
https://www.comsiscomputer.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=125
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Offline MasterShakezula

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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 11:14:27 AM »
Um, what do you mean by sweating out toxins?

If you had toxins in your internal water supply, wouldn't you be dead already?
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2011, 11:48:32 AM »
Honestly, those things look scary as shit, sort of like a portable gas chamber. Some suggestions for model names:

"Dante's Inferno"
"Fucking zipper, always ... gets .... stu..."
"Dunk in your own funk"
"600 degrees of inner organ boiling"

We need more.

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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 11:52:20 AM »
Tinfoil hut

SnuggieXSnuggieXSnuggie

The next Chinese imprisonment device?
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2011, 11:56:18 AM »
Comes with a tinfoil hat

"Dunk in your own funk" LOL, although "own" is the operative word, not meant for family use.
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2011, 12:01:35 PM »
The lack of an avatar and the product placement made me think this was an adbot for a minute. Looking at the post count, I see I'm wrong.

Looks like a decent answer to people who think the holocaust didn't happen.
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2011, 12:04:50 PM »
That's why I avoid camping, the tents remind me of Auschwitz.
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2011, 12:06:57 PM »
Well, I guess it is the perfect envoronment in which to enjoy Rammstein and KMDFM.
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2011, 01:09:59 PM »
Quote from: rogerdil on August 11, 2011, 11:13:17 AM
This is the best $170 I've ever spent.  A portable far infrared sauna that helps you sweat out toxins.  Simple set up (basically just have to zip it up). 
 
https://www.comsiscomputer.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=125

From the pic it looks like it's barely even 3 feet tall. Am I missing something?
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2011, 01:19:56 PM »
Yeah, it's not too tall.  Not much room to do anything but to sit on a low seat.
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2011, 01:21:59 PM »
I'm betting it could be marginally useful if you're a hobbit and want to change your clothes while maintaining a conversation with another party. 
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Offline rogerdil

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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2011, 01:29:03 PM »
Well, you can splurge $2,500 for an outdoor model (pictured) or a nice indoor model.



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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2011, 01:30:25 PM »
And I thought this thread was going to be about furries.  :|

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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2011, 01:33:45 PM »
Um, next time I've 25 hundred on me, I'm splurging it on that outdoor model and "hosting" a furry rave in there. 

The playlist shall be all Rammstein and KMFDM. 

Will begin at 9 PM; ends when I turn on the "infrared sauna" and conveniently disappear. 
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2011, 01:44:11 PM »
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2011, 01:47:04 PM »
Quote from: rogerdil on August 11, 2011, 01:19:56 PM
Yeah, it's not too tall.  Not much room to do anything but to sit on a low seat.

If you mastubate in it does the heat scramble your output like an egg white?
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2011, 01:52:59 PM »
LOL, not sure, it's hard to masturbate -- not enough room, plus sweat dripping over the place makes it more a place for touching oneself for non-masturbatory massage. 
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2011, 02:01:48 PM »
I'm disturbingly resourceful.
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2011, 03:43:10 PM »
my parents are big sauna people, they've had a number of models over the years.
I prefer steam baths, but a "real" sauna is nice, with the stones.
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2011, 04:42:55 PM »
*walks into thread*





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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2011, 04:57:24 PM »
^Your prudence will be remembered forever more :)
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2011, 12:19:16 AM »
I'd like to call it "Night Night Kitty Box"
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2011, 01:23:33 AM »
What kind of a wimp sauna is that?  :hat
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2011, 04:00:52 AM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 11, 2011, 11:14:27 AM
Um, what do you mean by sweating out toxins?

If you had toxins in your internal water supply, wouldn't you be dead already?
I thought it was common knowledge that when you sweat, you expel toxins from your body.

However, you only lose about 1% of your body's toxins when you sweat. Also, too much sweating can lead to decreased urine output (in the form of a dehydration symptom), preventing a much more substantial amount of toxins from being expelled. Rog just got scammed into buying a winter hobbit tent.
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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2011, 09:08:41 AM »
Good point.  I make sure to hydrate before and after a "session."  Furthermore, after a session, I try not to shower right away and let more sweat pour out.  Not comparing it to cardio, which is also beneficial in terms of stimulating the lymph system and toning and strengthening the muscles, but I'm think the sweating/hydration principle is the same -- i.e., the need for adequate replacement water (plus electrolytes) and perhaps carbohydrates (I usually have carb-rich Daterade [sic] after showering) as well.

I've had it for about four months so I discount the placebo effect. 

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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2011, 04:05:04 PM »
As long as you insert enough technobabble, you can sell just about anything.

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Re: FIR sauna
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2011, 04:06:32 PM »
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