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Offline hefdaddy42

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #210 on: August 13, 2011, 07:37:58 PM »
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #211 on: August 13, 2011, 07:40:19 PM »
Owling's okay, and the girl is hot, but it starts to look a lot less aesthetically pleasing when it occurs to you that the position was first made famous as the best way to squeeze out a particularly difficult jobby.

You're welcome.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #212 on: August 13, 2011, 07:41:38 PM »
Quote from: Pols Voice on August 13, 2011, 07:25:40 PM
Anybody ever play Mario Kart while owling?
I do it all the time. But I don't call it owling but "L'ing". My Mario Kart skills decrease by 40% if I sit normally.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #213 on: August 13, 2011, 07:50:15 PM »

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #214 on: August 13, 2011, 07:57:20 PM »
That chick is not that hot, actually.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #215 on: August 13, 2011, 07:59:28 PM »
She's DTF hot, but not regular hot.  Hell, she's barely office hot.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #216 on: August 13, 2011, 08:02:11 PM »
Quote from: Super Dude on August 13, 2011, 07:57:20 PM
That chick is not that hot, actually.
My fault for bringing it back up, but who said anything about that hot? She's just a nice-ish looking young lady. She's not Mary-Louise Parker but she's a perfectly pleasant looking lass. I'd happily give her my number if she asked.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #217 on: August 13, 2011, 08:08:54 PM »
Quote from: robwebster on August 13, 2011, 07:40:19 PM
Owling's okay, and the girl is hot, but it starts to look a lot less aesthetically pleasing when it occurs to you that the position was first made famous as the best way to squeeze out a particularly difficult jobby.

You're welcome.

2 Girls 1 Owl?
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #218 on: August 13, 2011, 08:09:00 PM »
ITT: Rob knows what's up.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #219 on: August 13, 2011, 08:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 13, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
ITT: Rob knows what's up.
IET. :hat

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 13, 2011, 08:08:54 PM
Quote from: robwebster on August 13, 2011, 07:40:19 PM
Owling's okay, and the girl is hot, but it starts to look a lot less aesthetically pleasing when it occurs to you that the position was first made famous as the best way to squeeze out a particularly difficult jobby.

You're welcome.

2 Girls 1 Owl?
Find me a camera crew and I'll write the script.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #220 on: August 13, 2011, 08:12:40 PM »
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #221 on: August 13, 2011, 08:14:22 PM »
Think of something that isn't a chicken. 

(Pro-tip: it's something that we were discussing in this thread.)
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #222 on: August 13, 2011, 08:15:46 PM »
Hell, if you put a plate of properly-prepared owl meat in front of me, I'd try it.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #223 on: August 13, 2011, 08:21:57 PM »
I'm open to that.  (Though there is another meat here that I'd really love to try, if you know what I mean.  :eyebrows:  )
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #224 on: August 13, 2011, 08:23:47 PM »
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #225 on: August 13, 2011, 08:39:20 PM »
ITT: MSZ gets waaaayyyy honest :D
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #226 on: August 13, 2011, 10:22:20 PM »
Are you kidding? That's softball for him.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #227 on: August 13, 2011, 10:43:22 PM »
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #228 on: August 14, 2011, 04:23:34 AM »
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #229 on: August 14, 2011, 04:27:57 AM »
Quote from: Super Dude on August 13, 2011, 07:57:20 PM
That chick is not that hot, actually.
I'm not seeing it either.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #230 on: August 14, 2011, 10:56:23 AM »
Quote from: DTVT on August 13, 2011, 07:59:28 PM
She's DTF hot, but not regular hot.  Hell, she's barely office hot.

WTF! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #231 on: August 14, 2011, 10:58:12 AM »
Quote from: chknptpie on August 14, 2011, 10:56:23 AM
Quote from: DTVT on August 13, 2011, 07:59:28 PM
She's DTF hot, but not regular hot.  Hell, she's barely office hot.

WTF! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

I realize you're joking but I think he meant hot in the context of what an average DTF dude would think and not saying the women of DTF are any less attractive lol.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #232 on: August 14, 2011, 11:11:51 AM »
I was more or less joking about office hot and inventing the term DTF hot.  Honestly, the lighting in that pic makes it hard to tell how hot she really is.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #233 on: August 14, 2011, 03:09:34 PM »
Um, I do not understand the whole "she's not hot" trend. 

I have a VERY good sense of telling how attractive a girl is, and I say she's hot! 
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« Reply #234 on: August 14, 2011, 04:42:03 PM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 14, 2011, 03:09:34 PM
I have a VERY good sense of telling how attractive a girl is, and I say she's hot! 

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #235 on: August 14, 2011, 10:09:17 PM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 14, 2011, 03:09:34 PM
Um, I do not understand the whole "she's not hot" trend. 
It works like this.

There is a condition called "hot."  She is not it.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #236 on: August 14, 2011, 11:43:26 PM »
this thread














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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #237 on: August 15, 2011, 12:03:46 AM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 14, 2011, 03:09:34 PM
Um, I do not understand the whole "she's not hot" trend. 

I have a VERY good sense of telling how attractive a girl is, and I say she's hot! 

A very good sense doesn't equal a perfect sense. Your sense is wrong with this one.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #238 on: August 15, 2011, 10:45:07 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on August 14, 2011, 10:09:17 PM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 14, 2011, 03:09:34 PM
Um, I do not understand the whole "she's not hot" trend. 
It works like this.

There is a condition called "hot."  She is not it.
:lol
She's not hot but I bet she at least has mad MK skills.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #239 on: August 15, 2011, 11:24:57 AM »
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Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 14, 2011, 03:09:34 PM
Um, I do not understand the whole "she's not hot" trend. 
It works like this.

There is a condition called "hot."  She is not it.
:lol
She's not hot but I bet she at least has mad MK skills.

I'm only concerned about her DS skills.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #240 on: August 15, 2011, 11:34:05 AM »
I was never big on video games.. but at one time I had some sort of Nintendo console and I did think Mario Cart was about as fun as a game could be, simple but fun..
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #241 on: August 15, 2011, 11:35:42 AM »
I generally don't like playing video games by myself, I loved playing Mario Kart battle, and Goldeneye with friends, but never really by myself.


So a few days ago (thanks to this thread) I downloaded Mario Kart 64 for my Wii and I'm hooked again.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #242 on: August 15, 2011, 12:45:52 PM »
Here's how I compare the games:

Best single player - DS
Best multiplayer Grand Prix - Double Dash
Best VS mode - DS
Best battle mode - DS/64

So yeah, I think the DS game is the best.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #243 on: August 15, 2011, 01:54:52 PM »
I have to say that Mario Kart 64 was a big, big part of my high school career.  I'm usually not one to brag or boast, but when it comes to dominating Rainbow Road whilst drunk- yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning/Mario Kart
« Reply #244 on: August 15, 2011, 01:59:41 PM »
Quote from: black_floyd on August 15, 2011, 11:24:57 AM
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Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 14, 2011, 03:09:34 PM
Um, I do not understand the whole "she's not hot" trend. 
It works like this.

There is a condition called "hot."  She is not it.
:lol
She's not hot but I bet she at least has mad MK skills.

I'm only concerned about her DS skills.

Still mentally debating on the meaning of DS in terms of women or video games...
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