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In your opinion, these fads are...

Awesome!
3 (9.1%)
Super Awesome!
4 (12.1%)
The greatest thing ever!
2 (6.1%)
I think coning is the bees knees but the other two can go to suckramento.
24 (72.7%)

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2011, 11:10:17 AM »


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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2011, 12:10:45 PM »
And is that gal in the OP really 'hot?'

Yes. I don't know why I'm attracted to her, but I am. I'd tear that shit up.

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2011, 12:12:42 PM »
And is that gal in the OP really 'hot?'

Yes. I don't know why I'm attracted to her, but I am. I'd tear that shit up.

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2011, 12:17:09 PM »
Yep. The Saints' victory set us up, we're just carrying the torch.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2011, 01:09:17 PM »
Like vaccuuming and texting, all three phenomena are not annoying only when you do it.  When others do it, they suck.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2011, 01:12:27 PM »
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2011, 01:37:02 PM »
I hate owling and planking and I weep for my generation.

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2011, 02:03:34 PM »
women cops are a joke

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2011, 02:06:58 PM »

Over the top shit like this I can laugh at, but otherwise, I only find Coning hilarious, and am planning to at least do it once.

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #44 on: August 09, 2011, 02:09:00 PM »
Planking/Owling can be funny.

Coning is fucking awesome though.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2011, 02:12:33 PM »
 :corn


Haha thats funny as fuck....Looks like the guy on the cabinets just passed out, while the others are in a pretty odd position.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #46 on: August 09, 2011, 02:13:07 PM »
I'm surprised so many people think coning is funny. I don't think it's any less retarded than the other two. Actually, it's more retarded. Planking and Owling is free. When you go coning, you're wasting money and ice cream. I guess the cheap laughs makes it worth it.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #47 on: August 09, 2011, 02:15:19 PM »
I'm surprised so many people think coning is funny. I don't think it's any less retarded than the other two. Actually, it's more retarded. Planking and Owling is free. When you go coning, you're wasting money and ice cream. I guess the cheap laughs makes it worth it.
Hell, I'd still eat the icecream.

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2011, 02:20:03 PM »
I'm surprised so many people think coning is funny. I don't think it's any less retarded than the other two. Actually, it's more retarded. Planking and Owling is free. When you go coning, you're wasting money and ice cream. I guess the cheap laughs makes it worth it.

Coning makes fat people cry... but yeah, I just see it as a waste of good tasty Ice Cream, I'm awaiting the day when the Ice Cream Man gets his revenge.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2011, 02:23:07 PM »
The only ice cream I ever get from the drive-through is McFlurrys from McDonald's. And those are literally impossible to grab by the ice cream, because they put a plastic covering on top.

McDonalds....they don't have time for your coning bullshit.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2011, 08:26:32 PM »
That owling chick is not hot.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #51 on: August 09, 2011, 08:32:09 PM »
When you go coning, you're wasting ice cream.

Um, you could like, lick it off of your hands and forearms.  And if you are gripping it with the right balance of firmness/gentleness, most of it will stay in place. 

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #52 on: August 09, 2011, 09:14:33 PM »
That owling chick is not hot.

I wish your avatar would work as an avatar quote in this situation. But it wouldn't. So I'll give you this over-exaggerated disappointed face instead:

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2011, 12:02:42 AM »
I can understand why someone would think planking is funny but it's not something I'd be into. The coning things does look pretty funny though. :lol
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2011, 12:50:41 AM »
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2011, 12:51:38 AM »
She's above average.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #56 on: August 10, 2011, 04:43:14 AM »
umm so like it's the australians that invented coning just like planking? GO AUSSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

funny as a motherfuck.

owl is hot.

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« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2011, 04:45:11 AM »
She's above average.
Not that I can see.  Nothing remarkable whatsoever.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2011, 04:58:13 AM »
Coning is brilliant. I really like that as a practice.

Planking and owling, on the other hand, I don't have a problem with, but I'm struggling to work out what the funny bit is. Seriously, when is it that someone's meant to laugh?

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2011, 05:02:11 AM »
AlkiStevens (the original guy)'s coneing videos are amazing. There are a couple other good ones out there but none as good as him. Other people ruin it a bit.

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2011, 05:13:54 PM »
I think it's all kinda stupif to be honest, bare it in mind that a lot of the last day photos from school involve planking. Kinda really annoying, though it was funny when some of them fell off of the cupboard in English and whacked their head on the floor. One of them sported a lovely bruise from then on :')
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #61 on: August 10, 2011, 05:27:25 PM »
She's above average.
Not that I can see.  Nothing remarkable whatsoever.
You live in America right?  Average is pretty terrible. :lol
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #62 on: August 10, 2011, 05:28:52 PM »
That girl is hideous. I tried and tried to find something appealing about her, but she's just hideous.

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #63 on: August 10, 2011, 05:50:55 PM »
It's just because of the face she's making, I bet...
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #64 on: August 10, 2011, 05:55:47 PM »
What else is there to go on? She looks trashy.

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #65 on: August 10, 2011, 06:12:02 PM »
What else is there to go on? She looks trashy.

Or just not made up. Looks like she's casually chillin on a day off based on the way she's dressed.
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #66 on: August 10, 2011, 06:23:38 PM »
I don't like insulting people because karma's a bitch, but that girl is not attractive, made up or not.

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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #67 on: August 10, 2011, 06:24:57 PM »
I don't like insulting people because karma's a bitch, but that girl is not attractive, made up or not.

You silly goose. When have you ever seen her made up?
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #68 on: August 10, 2011, 06:26:07 PM »
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Re: Planking/Owling/Coning
« Reply #69 on: August 10, 2011, 06:28:26 PM »
Coning is brilliant. I really like that as a practice.

Planking and owling, on the other hand, I don't have a problem with, but I'm struggling to work out what the funny bit is. Seriously, when is it that someone's meant to laugh?

Pretty much this.

As for the girl, she's pretty cute from what I can tell.
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