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Why the fuck am I doing this

Pens
24 (60%)
Pencils
6 (15%)
Get a life
0 (0%)
Really
1 (2.5%)
It's a sunday night don't you have friends
3 (7.5%)
Oh God I'm so lonely
3 (7.5%)
Pencil-dicks since it's on everyone's minds
1 (2.5%)
The blood of tortured kittens in a ball point pen
2 (5%)

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Offline MasterShakezula

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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2011, 09:42:39 PM »
Quote from: JayOctavarium on August 07, 2011, 09:40:19 PM
this thread



i like

I'll like it more when Lynxo brings his magic, breath-freshening, penis. 
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2011, 09:43:58 PM »
The pen is mightier
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2011, 09:56:34 PM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 07, 2011, 09:42:39 PM
Quote from: JayOctavarium on August 07, 2011, 09:40:19 PM
this thread



i like

I'll like it more when Lynxo brings his magic, breath-freshening, penis. 

i cant wait
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2011, 09:57:40 PM »
For now you have to deal with my limp, garlicky penis


*pens
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2011, 10:00:04 PM »
Welcome to Pen Island! The best pens on the internet!

https://www.penisland.net/
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2011, 10:05:50 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 07, 2011, 10:00:04 PM
Welcome to Pen Island! The best pens on the internet!

https://www.penisland.net/

Welcome to 2003! :biggrin:
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2011, 10:07:11 PM »
:getoffmylawn:
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2011, 10:08:54 PM »
Pencils are the limp horse dick in the stable of fuck
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2011, 10:09:40 PM »
Volk hath spoken.
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2011, 10:10:30 PM »
Quote from: Volk9 on August 07, 2011, 10:08:54 PM
Pencils are the limp horse dick in the stable of fuck

Your syntax, although correct, had me reading this post as if spoken by a Russian :lol
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #45 on: August 07, 2011, 10:46:39 PM »
A good pen makes for a far better writing experience than any pencil. A bad pen, however, can be disastrous.
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2011, 11:10:23 PM »
oh god i'm so lonely
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2011, 12:26:50 AM »
don't know if it's supposed to be different in australia, but i learnt it as pen15. and you can join the pen15 club too! just write pen15 on the back of your hand.
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2011, 12:31:37 AM »
Pens. Pencils are always either too light, or if they're dark enough, they smudge when I write. (one downside to being a lefty).
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2011, 07:39:02 AM »
This reminds me of the constipated mathematician...........he worked it out with a pencil.
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #50 on: August 08, 2011, 07:49:27 AM »
Pens
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2011, 07:58:03 AM »
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on August 08, 2011, 07:39:02 AM
This reminds me of the constipated mathematician...........he worked it out with a pencil.

Haha I've never heard that before
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2011, 07:59:41 AM »
Reminds me more of the constipated accountant.  He couldn't budget.
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2011, 08:01:17 AM »
Or the constipated computer programmer. He couldn't log out.
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2011, 08:02:51 AM »
Quote from: Jamesman on August 08, 2011, 08:01:17 AM
Or the constipated computer programmer. He couldn't log out.

That reminds me of the time I was watching my friend program, and noticed a command he'd used called "WriteChunkToStream". How did he not see the humour in that?! :lol
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #55 on: August 08, 2011, 08:04:03 AM »
I like to write with the blood of tourtured kittens. Can we please add that as an option to the poll.
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #56 on: August 08, 2011, 08:06:56 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 08, 2011, 08:02:51 AM
Quote from: Jamesman on August 08, 2011, 08:01:17 AM
Or the constipated computer programmer. He couldn't log out.

That reminds me of the time I was watching my friend program, and noticed a command he'd used called "WriteChunkToStream". How did he not see the humour in that?! :lol

Does he know what a C: drive is?


Quote from: lonestar on August 08, 2011, 08:04:03 AM
I like to write with the blood of tourtured kittens. Can we please add that as an option to the poll.

Ahem.
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2011, 08:17:45 AM »
 :tup
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #58 on: August 08, 2011, 09:10:27 AM »
Uhh, you know, whatever happens to be laying around.
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #59 on: August 08, 2011, 11:13:45 AM »
Quote from: SystematicThought on August 07, 2011, 09:38:12 PM
Quote from: Liberation on August 07, 2011, 09:27:23 PM
PENCILS!

1. Allow for more subtle writing
2. More precise (if sharp enough)
3. The grey colour is so grim and dark and methul and... wait nvm
4. They're pencils. That means fucking awesome by definition.

I think this settles it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
YOU DARE SUGGEST THAT PENCILS AREN'T ALMIGHTY?
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #60 on: August 08, 2011, 06:10:36 PM »
I read the thread title as Pencil vs. Penis. I came in hoping to read a bro's cool story.

As for the poll, I picked pens. Preferable the Vision fine point.

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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #61 on: August 08, 2011, 06:11:17 PM »
I commend your preference in writing utensils. 
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #62 on: August 08, 2011, 06:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Chino on August 08, 2011, 06:10:36 PM
I came in hoping to read a bro's cool story.


Give me a day and some liquer and you may find a penis post worth reading
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #63 on: August 08, 2011, 06:17:34 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on August 08, 2011, 06:11:32 PM
Quote from: Chino on August 08, 2011, 06:10:36 PM
I came in hoping to read a bro's cool story.


Give me a day and some liquer and you may find a penis post worth reading

Well, if you ask Sir GuitarCosmo, you could probably find a real fine penis post. 
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #64 on: August 08, 2011, 06:18:05 PM »
It'd probably be buried in a vagina thread somewhere.
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Re: Pencils vs. Pens
« Reply #65 on: August 08, 2011, 06:41:57 PM »
Pencils, because I like to shade my shit with value and shit.
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