Favorite Movie Line

[TempusVox]

Whats your favorite line or quote from a movie?

Here are a few of mine:

From The Big Lebowski:

It's uh, it's uh, it's down there somewhere let me take another look.

Shut the fuck up Donny!

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.



Taxidermy man gonna have a heart attack he see what I brung 'im!- Jaws



Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? - Christmas Vacation


Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
 Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
 Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!
 - Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!  - Full Metal Jacket

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove


Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make - Dracula


Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! - Caddyshack



They're here! - Poltergeist



I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Run Away!  - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
 

[tjanuranus]

"Something about a kiddie porn dungeon?"

"They should go for a safety"

"I have the POWER to build a time machine."

"I think you're the fucking antichrist."

"Burn it to the ground."

ETC....

[Adami]

"Something about a kiddie porn dungeon?"

"They should go for a safety"

"I have the POWER to build a time machine."

"I think you're the fucking antichrist."

"Burn it to the ground."

ETC....

Can there be a rule about sourcing the movie?

[Dr. DTVT]

Tempus - you got most of them.  There are a few more from Lebowski:

Dude: Fuck sympathy!  I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: Whadda need that for Dude?

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

"I'm gonna go find a cash machine..."

"You...human paraquat!" - this is funny to me because making paraquats is an important part of my chemistry.

Definately missing a few from The Princess Bride and Major League as well.

tjan...I have no idea what movies any of them are from.

[ReaPsTA]

    [A customer approaches Elias at the counter]
    Hobbit fan: Hey man.
    [Elias changes hats before taking the customer's order]
    Elias: Welcome to Mooby's. May I take your order?
    Hobbit fan: Yeah, um... see... give me one Udderly Delicious Moolkshake, a Skinny Calf and an order of onion rings. Thanks.
    [Elias keys in the order]
    Elias: One ring to rule them all.
    [Surprised look on the customer's face]
    Hobbit fan: One ring to find them.
    Randal: Oh, Jesus.
    [Elias pulls out his ring hanging on his necklace]
    Elias: One ring to bring them all.
    Hobbit fan: And in the darkness, bind them.
    [Customer pulls out his ring from his pocket]
    Elias: Yes!
    Hobbit fan: Dude!
    [Exchanges high-five with customer]
    Elias: How many times?
    Hobbit fan: Well, um, three for Fellowship, two for Towers, four for Return.
    Elias: Five for Return.
    [Randal walks by them]
    Randal: All right, look... There's only one Return, okay? And it ain't of the King, it's of the Jedi.
    Hobbit fan: Oh... Star Wars geek.
    Randal: Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your "preciouses".
    Elias: You'll have to excuse him. He's not down with the trilogy.
    Randal: Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.
    Hobbit fan: You know what? Maybe we should start calling your friend "Padme", because he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right? Hey - [impersonating a robot] Danger! Danger! My name is Anakin! My shitty acting is ruining saga!
    Elias: Yeah, you're crazy, Jar Jar!
    Randal: I'm crazy? Those fucking Hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was was a bunch of people walking. Three movies of people walking through a fucking volcano. Here's the first movie...
    [Randal jumps off the counter and walks slowly with his mouth open before walking back to the counter]
    Randal: And here's the second movie...
    [Randal does the same walk, except that midway, he sidesteps to the left and looks down before walking back to the counter]
    Hobbit fan: He is way off. Loser.
    Randal: You ready for the third movie?
    [Randal does the same walk, but stops, looks down, pretends to pull a ring from his finger and drops it as two other customers watch him while eating]
    Customer A: Fucking A.
    Randal: Even the fucking trees walked in those movies.
    Hobbit fan: You know what? I've had enough of you. Your simplistic analysis of the trilogy aside, The Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. And even the Academy recognized them that they gave Peter Jackson the Best Directing Oscar - an award your little friend George "Toy Boy" Lucas has never - and will never - win. Bones.
    [Exchanges fist salute with Elias]
    Elias: Oh, sick burn.
    Randal: Let me tell you something. If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those Rings movies, he would've ended the third one on a logical closure point. Not the 25 endings that followed.
    Elias: What's the logical closure point?
    Hobbit fan: Yeah, friend. Enlighten us.
    Randal: When fucking Fredo wakes up from his little coma or whatever and the little Hobbits are jumping up and down on his bed. And Sam leans in the doorway and gives him that very fucking gay look.
    Elias: Not the Rings Randal. Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this.
    Hobbit fan: I ought to kick your ass back to the shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth.
    Randal: That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk, so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would've been an Academy Award-worthy ending.
    Hobbit fan: Hey! F*****! They're not gay! They're Hobbits.
    Randal: And then right after the Sam/Frodo suck-fest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat-out bricks in Frodo's mouth.
    Hobbit fan: I swear... Fuck you...!
    [Hobbit fan suddenly vomits. Randal runs to the manager's office, laughing.]
    Randal: I made fun of The Lord of the Rings so hard, it made some super geek puke all over the counter. Where do we keep the mop and bucket so I can have Elias clean it up?

[tjanuranus]

"Something about a kiddie porn dungeon?"

"They should go for a safety"

"I have the POWER to build a time machine."

"I think you're the fucking antichrist."

"Burn it to the ground."

ETC....

Can there be a rule about sourcing the movie?

there could be but... everyone should REALLy know it. =)

[black_biff_stadler]

1995 Disclosure (movie starring Michael Douglas and Demi Moore about the unusual role reversal of a woman in power sexually harassing a man)

Demi Moore's character to Michael Doulas' "You stick your dick in my mouth and then get an attack of morality?!"

[PuffyPat]

My favorite scene from The Big Lebowski.

The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you...?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

[black_biff_stadler]

Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

Easily my favorite line from TBL.

[lonestar]

Should be on any list, from Field of Dreams...

Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.

[PuffyPat]

Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

Easily my favorite line from TBL.

Walter was a quote machine in that movie. Almost Everything he said was pure gold.

[tjanuranus]

"Ray, when someone asks if you you're a god you say YES!"

[El Barto]

Put...ze candle...Beck!  Still cracks me up.

It's a Mr. Death or something.  He's come about the reaping?

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces.

Let us off for once! Go on, be a pal, be a father to your men! Climb down off that cross of yours, close your eyes, think of England, and pull the trigger! What do you say, Sir?

Don't sell yourself short, Judge.  You're a tremendous slouch.

[YtseBitsySpider]

Get busy living, or get busy dying........that's goddamn right.


"striker striker STRIKER"


"SIR....the radar...It's been JAMMED!.....hmm....Raspberry"


"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
"You should not drink, and bake"
"Sully...remember when I said I'd kill you last?  I lied"
"Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean"

[Chino]

"you built a time machine.... out of a Delorean."

"my name is Maximus Desimus Meridius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"

" I lost my virginiy to your daughter for crying out loud. Rob you were there"

" that's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the devil!"

" (president speech from ID4)"

" this is not nam, this is bowling, there are rules"

"this isn't flying, it's falling with style"

"strange things are afoot at the circle-k"

"I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is"

[lonestar]

"striker striker STRIKER"

Oh god, let's not even get started on Airplane.........OK, just a bit....

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.



And from Empire Strikes Back....

I love you.....


(like a fucking pimp)- I know.

[Gorille85]

Memento is full of great lines.

[Sigz]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

[lonestar]

My friends, You bow to no one.

[FlyingBIZKIT]

Memento is full of great lines.

Lenny!

[zepp-head]

"striker striker STRIKER"

Oh god, let's not even get started on Airplane.........OK, just a bit....

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.



And from Empire Strikes Back....

I love you.....


(like a fucking pimp)- I know.

It worked so well.  From the same film:

"Always with you what cannot be done"

[MetalJunkie]

"As a duly-designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I hereby order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your point of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!"
"That oughta do it, thanks Ray."

I didn't have to Google that.

[lateralus88]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0lJyDCLYTE

[King Postwhore]

Die Hard.


"No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"


Cracks me up every time.

[axeman90210]

*rips tablecloth off table* "The flowers are still standing!"

"No job is too big, no fee is too big"

"Uh, whose car is that out front?
Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!" American Beauty

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing." American Beauty

like 30 more quotes from American Beauty

[Firetruck]

[HarlequinForest]

   [A customer approaches Elias at the counter]
<snip>

Oh man.  I was bursting up just reading that.  I think Clerks II has the best comedic dialogue ever.

[MetalJunkie]

"No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

That's amazing. I watched that a few weeks ago for the first time in years. I lol'd so hard at that line.

[chknptpie]

Master! You lost your arms in battle! ...... but you grew some nice boobs!

[Chino]

"if she ways less than a duck, then she's made of wood"

[YtseBitsySpider]

"As a duly-designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I hereby order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your point of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!"
"That oughta do it, thanks Ray."

I didn't have to Google that.

"...Ray....If someone aks you...if you're a GOD...you SAY YES!!"

[73109]

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milkplus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

So fucking evil.

[Scrub206]

im just going to with: All of Pulp Fiction.

[lateralus88]

The Royal Tenenbaums is filled with often overlooked dialogue that's just brilliantly hilarious:

Richie: I wrote a suicide note.
Chas: You did?
Richie: Yeah, right after I regained consciousness.
Chas: Well what does it say? Is it dark?
Richie: Of course it's dark, it's a suicide note.
Chas: Can I read it?
Richie: No.
Chas: Well could you at least summarize it for us?

Royal: I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.


Royal: Richie, this illness, this closeness to death... it's had a profound affect on me. I feel like a different person, I really do.
Richie: Dad, you were never dying.
Royal: ...but I'm gonna live.

[sonatafanica]

John, what is this? Who is this man?
He's uh....he's a hostage.


hard eight