Alrighty. I'm gonna go ahead and blatantly violate the 1980-2000 time frame I set in the OP for two reasons:
1) I just saw Iliza Shlesinger's standup special on Comedy Central and my head is actually a little sore from sudden pressure after witnessing how absurdly gorgeous she is. Hope that never happens again.
2) Numerous other posts have been made featuring women from before 1980 or whom were actually only movie stars and not known for their television resumé.
Here goes...