Thanks for the follow Sketchington, back at you!
As for the picture, you'll like the bio.
My mom says the dumbest shit. I mean it, the dumbest shit.
One time, my brother tried waking her up, but she wouldn't budge. He say he was scared. So, she said, "GO BITCH TO SANTA CLAUS!"...
One time, she wouldn't let go of a red crayon. She wouldn't let it go for the life of her because she thought it was so important. to this day, we call that a 'Red Crayon Moment'...
My dad's a very intelligent person, so one time, mom described his birth as such: "HE WASN'T BORN, HE POPPED OUT OF A DICTIONARY!"...
One time, she said, "HOW DOES THE FLOOR TASTE?? YOU WON'T REMEMBER CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!"...
One time, she and my sister were having a discussion about prostitutes and women who sleep around. Thusly, she said, "I CAN'T BE NICE TO A SLUT!"...
One time, my mom wanted to describe being in a jacuzzi, or some shit. So, she said, "IT'S LIKE SWIMMING IN JELL-O!"
This painting is a commemorative compilation of her craziness. It now resides on her wall.