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Which one would you nail?

Ginger
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Maryann
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Offline Orbert

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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2011, 08:47:11 PM »
Maryann.  I thought so when I used to watch the show as a kid, and haven't changed my mind since.

El Barto has it all figured out, though.  I'm pretty sure it would've worked out pretty much like that if I were on the island.  Call it Orbert's Island.
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2011, 10:46:14 PM »
My vote (which is entirely based on the contents of this thread) is for Ginger
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2011, 02:07:46 AM »
Quote from: El Barto on July 26, 2011, 07:05:51 PM
Christ, killing Lovey seems a little extreme.
It's a game. Marry-fuck-kill. Sort of a personality test; assign one person to each role.

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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2011, 08:33:07 AM »
Quote from: axeman90210 on July 26, 2011, 10:46:14 PM
My vote (which is entirely based on the contents of this thread) is for Ginger
That's interesting, and not surprising.  I gather that you're unfamiliar with the characters and any context, and are therefore basing your opinions on the pictures alone.  In that case, anybody would pick Ginger,  she's just hotter.  What makes it interesting is that while Ginger's better looking, she's a real pain in the ass, while Maryann is the sweet, innocent farm-girl. 
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2011, 09:20:53 AM »
True. Ginger would be the "your not putting that in my mouth" type, whereas Maryann would go down on you like she was poisoned and the antidote was in your cock.
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2011, 09:42:49 AM »
Maryann would cook you a bad ass breakfast the next morning.  Ginger would send you to Starbucks to get her coffee. 
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2011, 09:47:59 AM »
Maryann would invite Ginger over for a threesome.  Ginger would demand that you and the Skipper spit roast her.
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2011, 09:52:27 AM »
And the only way you could tell Ginger  came would be if she dropped her cell phone. (Ive had bad experiences with woman who think theyre too hot for me, a little bitter)
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2011, 10:07:33 AM »
Yeah, Ginger was way too full of herself, the "movie star" persona embodied.  And it was a great body indeed, but other than looks, she was just an unpleasant person to be around.  Maryann was a sweetheart and always upbeat.

Ginger for the hatefuck, Maryann for the longterm, Mrs. Howell for the money (after getting rid of Mr. Howell).
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2011, 10:25:24 AM »
Nice.
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2011, 10:33:23 AM »
Quote from: Orbert on July 27, 2011, 10:07:33 AM
hatefuck

This would be an excellent band name.
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2011, 10:51:53 AM »
YES!!!
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2011, 10:58:24 AM »
Maryann
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2011, 12:17:49 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on July 27, 2011, 10:33:23 AM
Quote from: Orbert on July 27, 2011, 10:07:33 AM
hatefuck

This would be an excellent band name.

Sounds like some shitty pornogrind/goregrind band. I checked Dark Lyrics and Encyclopedia Metallum. Closest I could find was Hateplow
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2011, 12:38:39 PM »
Holy!! A Gilligan's Island thread! Then there's still hope of a Bonanza thread one day   :biggrin:
Well, Maryann for sure.
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2011, 02:43:21 PM »


How about now?
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2011, 03:07:08 PM »
They look rather elderly and aged.  I think I'll pass. 
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2011, 03:11:39 PM »
Dawn Wells has actually aged very well.  That picture is a mugshot, and only politicians (and Michael Irvin) can pull those off.  She actually looks alright in pictures more recent than that one. 
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2011, 03:13:42 PM »
Quote from: Ħ on July 27, 2011, 02:43:21 PM


How about now?

Eh, I'd still hit em, just to say I did.  Not like the poon is falling out of my pockets these days anyways.
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2011, 09:47:42 PM »
Maryann still looks cute.  Come on, she's like 70 now.
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2011, 10:09:42 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on July 27, 2011, 08:33:07 AM
Quote from: axeman90210 on July 26, 2011, 10:46:14 PM
My vote (which is entirely based on the contents of this thread) is for Ginger
That's interesting, and not surprising.  I gather that you're unfamiliar with the characters and any context, and are therefore basing your opinions on the pictures alone.  In that case, anybody would pick Ginger,  she's just hotter.  What makes it interesting is that while Ginger's better looking, she's a real pain in the ass, while Maryann is the sweet, innocent farm-girl. 

Yup, totally unfamiliar with the show/characters. Just going by the pictures and the fact that Ginger sounds like the name of a girl who'd be more fun in the sack :lol
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2011, 10:39:32 PM »
Mary Ann by a country mile  ;D
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2011, 11:15:39 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on July 26, 2011, 08:47:11 PM
Maryann.  I thought so when I used to watch the show as a kid, and haven't changed my mind since.
Yup. Same here.
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Re: Ginger or Maryann
« Reply #58 on: July 28, 2011, 05:47:54 AM »
Ginger probably. Though I have no idea who either of them are.
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