Ginger or Maryann

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

There can only be one.  Which would you choose?

[ReaperKK]

Maryann

[YtseBitsySpider]

Ginger.
I don't need to teach some hayseed how do "it" right.

[lonestar]

Ahhh, the greatest of debates.

Maryann. Call her a 'hayseed' all you want, Im sure she had plenty of practice with her cousins.

[El Barto]

Maryann.  Ginger was always far too dolled up, and the Marilyn Monroe look didn't suit her.  That said, there was a period where she had straight hair and really looked phenomenal. 

[chknptpie]

Ginger

[Dublagent66]

Dammit Coz, you're killin' me!   

When I was younger, it was always Ginger.  But that was before I realized the hotness of Maryann.  Tough choice.

Gingerann   

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

FWIW, Maryann has aged better.

[Dublagent66]

Yes, very true.  Time wasn't very kind to Ginger.

[TheVoxyn]

I'm too young for this thread.

[rogerdil]

Maryann

[Super Dude]

Maryann, no contest.

[Mr. Beale]

Obviously Maryann.

[TempusVox]

Both.......cause I roll like that! 

Okay, okay....only one.....I'd pick Ginger..................................first. Then I'd go after Maryann! Then I'd talk them into us all sharing a hut together! 

[Zook]

Mrs. Howell

[LeeHarveyKennedy]

Maryann. I always go for brunettes.

[Ryzee]

Both.......cause I roll like that! 

Okay, okay....only one.....I'd pick Ginger..................................first. Then I'd go after Maryann! Then I'd talk them into us all sharing a hut together! 

This, I'm surprised nobody else has gone this route.  Even if you don't manage to swing both at once, you can still get with one for awhile then move on to the next when you're ready for a change.  I mean, you're on a desert island without much to do and without a lot of competition.  Think of it from the ladies' perspective- their choices are a really old dude, an old fat dude, a mildly retarded guy and the prof., who seems like a hip and handsome cat but tends to get too wrapped up in his work.  So if anything the two girls would be fighting over you!

Mrs. Howell

Gross dude.

[ReaPsTA]

Maryann looks like she could be my sister.  No thanks.

[Fuzzboy]

Voted Maryann, but after seeing her with straight hair, I have no idea.

I would destroy both using the power of phallus.

[rogerdil]

This, I'm surprised nobody else has gone this route.  Even if you don't manage to swing both at once, you can still get with one for awhile then move on to the next when you're ready for a change.  I mean, you're on a desert island without much to do and without a lot of competition.  Think of it from the ladies' perspective- their choices are a really old dude, an old fat dude, a mildly retarded guy and the prof., who seems like a hip and handsome cat but tends to get too wrapped up in his work.  So if anything the two girls would be fighting over you!

LOL good points. Professor might have been gay to boot.

[El Barto]

I mean, you're on a desert island without much to do and without a lot of competition.  Think of it from the ladies' perspective- their choices are a really old dude, an old fat dude, a mildly retarded guy and the prof., who seems like a hip and handsome cat but tends to get too wrapped up in his work.  So if anything the two girls would be fighting over you!

They wouldn't have those choices if I were on the island.  Gilligan and the Skipper would have been dead within 4 days.  Help build 3 huts, then a horrible accident befalls them both.  The Professor was cool enough, and certainly pretty useful.  I doubt competition would be much concern, and I wouldn't deny him the occasional tryst with the ladies anyway; it'd probably be quite infrequent.  There's no problem letting the Howells live, either.  They never bothered anybody, probably don't eat much, and if you do make it off the island, you're riding the gravy train thanks to your benevolence. 

[Jamesman42]

They wouldn't have those choices if I were on the island.  Gilligan and the Skipper would have been dead within 4 days.  Help build 3 huts, then a horrible accident befalls them both.   

[TempusVox]

By the way.....how is it that the Skipper stayed so fat the entire time they were on the island? I think he used to rape Gilligan and steal his food. "Little Buddy", my ass! (or should I say ...his ass?) 

[j]

Maryann.  Ginger was always far too dolled up, and the Marilyn Monroe look didn't suit her.  That said, there was a period where she had straight hair and really looked phenomenal.

-J

[Ryzee]

By the way.....how is it that the Skipper stayed so fat the entire time they were on the island? I think he used to rape Gilligan and steal his food. "Little Buddy", my ass! (or should I say ...his ass?) 

Or the real mystery of the series, the thing all Gilligan's Island discussions eventually get to:
Why couldn't the professor, with his making nuclear reactors out of coconuts skills, fix the hole in their boat?  Or better yet, why couldn't they build a damn raft?  Even the headcases on Lost made a raft, and they didn't have a super genius professor, just an obsessive control freak surgeon!

[rogerdil]

Because Sherwood Schwartz wouldn't let him.

[jsem]

I'm too young for this thread.

This.

Based ONLY on the two OP pictures, the one to the right would be my choice

[Zook]

Do they not play Gilligan's Island re-runs anymore?

[Tick]

Mrs. Howell

(in my best British accent) Oh you dirty boy.

[Tick]

oh, and...Maryann. Duh.

[hefdaddy42]

Well, Ginger, I suppose.

[lonestar]

I think the more appropriate question is whos bedtime skills will most likely put you into therapy?

[King Postwhore]

F - Ginger

Marry - Maryann

Kill - Mrs. Howell

 

[El Barto]

Christ, killing Lovey seems a little extreme.

I think the more appropriate question is whos bedtime skills will most likely put you into therapy?

Maybe Ginger, maybe neither.  Ginger would unquestionably be the wilder of the two.  Perhaps it's just because of the 60's era writing, but I just never came away with the impression that she was one of those girls who really liked to get it on, though. 

[Ħ]

They're both attractive, but neither are really my type.