Parents say no to party. Child kills parents. Party is thrown.

[Ultimetalhead]

Another great reason to not have children, ever.

Seriously, with all these variables, I can't honestly fathom how people decide that having a child could be a good idea.

Not all humans turn out to be raging psychopaths.

Right, but I can get along with pschopaths to a reasonable extent.

Besides, all children start off as crying shit machines, which is much, much worse.

[Zook]

As much as the thought of a crying shit machine scares me, I'll still take that over a disobedient demon child that WONT STOP PLAYING IN THE FUCKING CAT LITTER!!!!!!

[j]

Did his parents just sit there while he wailed on them or what?

Seriously sad story though.

-J

[LeeHarveyKennedy]

On the plus side, the party favors were killer.

[LCArenas]

Boy, I'm speechless. This stuff is getting waaay too far. What surprises me is that the party was actually thrown.

On another note, If I laugh at the puns, will I go to hell?

[lonestar]

Imagine the parents point of you. What the hell goes through your mind as your child starts beating you with a hammer.

A hammerhead, duh.

Damn, ninja'd.  Stupid work getting in the way of important things, like being clever in a timely fashion on an internet message board for a prog metal band. 

[tri.ad]

That's so fucked up...

[SPNKr]

good luck dropping the soap and being hammered where the sun don't shine hey

[Zook]

good luck dropping the soap and being hammered where the sun don't shine hey

I bet you a millions internets his defense team pleads insanity or some shit and he doesn't go to prison.

[MasterShakezula]

good luck dropping the soap and being hammered where the sun don't shine hey

I bet you a millions internets his defense team pleads insanity or some shit and he doesn't go to prison.

We will only know for sure when the judge slams down his hammer. 

[SPNKr]

good luck dropping the soap and being hammered where the sun don't shine hey

I bet you a millions internets his defense team pleads insanity or some shit and he doesn't go to prison.

We will only know for sure when the judge slams down his hammer. 

i love ya, ya fuckin' douche you.

[wjc]

You're all a bit late with the puns:

Also, WOKV quoted a teenager who attended the party as saying that Hadley killed his parents as they did not allow him to hold the bash.[/url]

[robwebster]

What the fuck?

https://www.ibtimes.com/articles/182671/20110719/florida-teen-kills-parents-for-not-letting-him-host-facebook-party-father-mother-objected-bedroom.htm

I don't know what to say.

Sounds reasonable enough to me.

Although, according to the article, "Some of those who attended the party said Hadley had looked nervous and panicky during the party." He didn't even enjoy his shindig, the selfish little arsebag. If you're gonna kill your parents over a party, at least smile a bit.

[MasterShakezula]

What the fuck?

https://www.ibtimes.com/articles/182671/20110719/florida-teen-kills-parents-for-not-letting-him-host-facebook-party-father-mother-objected-bedroom.htm

I don't know what to say.

Sounds reasonable enough to me.

Although, according to the article, "Some of those who attended the party said Hadley had looked nervous and panicky during the party." He didn't even enjoy his shindig, the selfish little arsebag. If you're gonna kill your parents over a party, at leastst smile a bit.

Must be one of those satanic emos who listen to prog-metal or something. 

[Jamesman42]

You're all a bit late with the puns:

Also, WOKV quoted a teenager who attended the party as saying that Hadley killed his parents as they did not allow him to hold the bash.[/url]

Holy

[Dublagent66]

It's weird science!

[jsem]

Another great reason to not have children, ever.

Seriously, with all these variables, I can't honestly fathom how people decide that having a child could be a good idea.

So much for the future of mankind I guess.

[MasterShakezula]

Another great reason to not have children, ever.

Seriously, with all these variables, I can't honestly fathom how people decide that having a child could be a good idea.

So much for the future of mankind I guess.

I guess that's one less Backstreet Boys fan. 

[Ultimetalhead]

Another great reason to not have children, ever.

Seriously, with all these variables, I can't honestly fathom how people decide that having a child could be a good idea.

So much for the future of mankind I guess.

Trust me, the sooner mankind ends, the better.

[MasterShakezula]

Another great reason to not have children, ever.

Seriously, with all these variables, I can't honestly fathom how people decide that having a child could be a good idea.

So much for the future of mankind I guess.

Trust me, the sooner MTV ends, the better.

Fixed for accuracy.

[zerogravityfat]

they said he couldn't throw a good party; he nailed it.

[chrisbDTM]

[MasterShakezula]

they said he couldn't throw a good party; he nailed it.

Way to hammer yet another pun into our skulls.

[LeeHarveyKennedy]

they said he couldn't throw a good party; he nailed it.

Way to hammer yet another pun into our skulls.

Now you're just being tacky.

[MasterShakezula]

they said he couldn't throw a good party; he nailed it.

Way to hammer yet another pun into our skulls.

Now you're just being tacky.

Sounds like someone doesn't wanna come to my FB party tonight. 

[73109]

they said he couldn't throw a good party; he nailed it.

Way to hammer yet another pun into our skulls.

Now you're just being tacky.

You hit the nail on the head there.

[Dublagent66]

Another great reason to not have children, ever.

Seriously, with all these variables, I can't honestly fathom how people decide that having a child could be a good idea.

So much for the future of mankind I guess.

Trust me, the sooner MTV ends, the better.

Fixed for accuracy.

MTV will follow suit.  First things first.  I have a prediction.  The comet or asteroid out there with our name on it will hit Washington and we'll all die from the political fallout.  Oh wait....that's already gonna happen in a couple weeks anyway.  Nevermind.

[Xanthul]

[MetalJunkie]

That's not how you spell 'hammer.'

[MasterShakezula]

That's not how you spell 'hammer.'

Good point, but I'm more disappointed with his improper representation of a hummer. 

[Xanthul]

That's not how you spell 'hammer.'

Well no shit, Sherlock

[Aythesryche]

Another great reason to not have children, ever.

Seriously, with all these variables, I can't honestly fathom how people decide that having a child could be a good idea.

Not all humans turn out to be raging psychopaths.

But all kids are. Simple facts.

Everyone has the potential to be raging psychopaths though. Anyone that says they're an angel, has never done anything wrong and swears that they would never do such a thing is lying. Not only to the rest of the world but to themselves. I bet you ten bucks that if you were to take most any decent human being, torture the shit out of them for a couple years and subject them to psychopathic ideals, they'll be just as fucked up as the worst of em. Everyone is a product of their environment and there's no escaping certain facts of life.  

Additionally: Most people grow up with a different mindset, allowing them to realize whats right and wrong based on decent human behavioral standards. Whats more, based on this fact, they make life decisions that are the anti of what this kid is capable of/has done. Something "clicks" in a normal persons brain that suggests to them "Hey... my parents are right, even though I'm pissed that them for not letting me have this party, oh well. I'll just play video games and beat off or something and I'll just make it apparent to them that I'm not happy with the decision they've made for me." (lol, probably in other words, of course)

God damn, human nature is full of surprises and very interesting behavior. Oh well, the kid will be where he belongs now, in the loving arms of some brute that will gently caress him lovingly.

[Zook]

So this kid's psychotic outburst was a result from years of torture of not being able to throw parties?

[Aythesryche]

So this kid's psychotic outburst was a result from years of torture of not being able to throw parties?

lol I was using an extreme example to make a point. Maybe it was an accumulation of negative aspects of his life, whether self inflicted or as a result of poorly dealing with negative situations as they came up in life. To a lot of people, the world is black and white with no shades of grey. This kid could have had his bike stolen and in his mind, he would be completely prepared to kill the guy that stole it and his entire family instead of realizing "Hey... my bike is gone, nothing I can do about it now. I'll just hafta beg my parents to buy me another. I'm sure I'll get another one one day."

I once knew a girl that if she broke a nail, she would cry like it was the end of the world. She cried just as hard as if she would if her parents died. People like this cant process information like normal people do. They go right to emotions which tend to be negative in nature. For this dude, it was the worst kind obviously. This kid never took the time to understand what the words ramification means. Most decent people, including myself are able to process these things as they are happening and even the slightly screwed up ones are able to recognize a mistake they made shortly after it happens. Even the slightly screwed up ones have that developed sense/gut feeling of "Yeah, I'm not going to let this go to such an extreme where I'm gonna kill this guy". I think simply having that feeling allows us to make even more rational decisions to remedy negative situations...

Just my opinion here, folks... It's based on how I've lived my life and observed others.

[JayOctavarium]

What a fucking punk.

oh and at the puns.

We are all going to hell