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Offline MasterShakezula

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Well, I don't know how many people here are under 18, but I notice that the fogeys have their own club, as well as the 20-somethings, so it's only fair that we get what's rightfully ours, in the form of our own clubhouse. 

Anyways, how goes it, fellow non-legals?

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Re: I'll just take a seat right over here
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2011, 11:27:30 AM »
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the hot bitches.
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Re: I'll just take a seat right over here
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2011, 11:28:41 AM »
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the hot bitches.


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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2011, 11:40:18 AM »
There is already a thread for this.

Edit: Apparently the old thread withered long enough to be pruned, have your fun kiddos.
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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2011, 12:17:31 PM »
There is already a thread for this.

Edit: Apparently the old thread withered long enough to be pruned, have your fun kiddos.

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2011, 12:18:53 PM »
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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2011, 12:24:32 PM »
You guys, get the fuck off my lawn!
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Re: I'll just take a seat right over here
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2011, 12:24:52 PM »
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the hot bitches.

Wait a tick, you're not younger than me!
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Re: I'll just take a seat right over here
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2011, 12:26:22 PM »
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the hot bitches.

Wait a tick, you're not younger than me!

No. He's implying that he is waiting here for the underage girls so that he might seduce them and commit statutory rape with them as he joins with them in congressional union. But he will at no point remember their names.
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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2011, 12:27:24 PM »
You guys, get the fuck off my lawn!

It's not my fault I was driven to walk up to and fondle that naked lady statue next to your stinging-nettle-grove.

My hormones are all in excess, and them jockers got all the pretty women.

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Re: Not a lot else to be said
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2011, 12:30:57 PM »
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the hot bitches.

Wait a tick, you're not younger than me!

No. He's implying that he is waiting here for the underage girls so that he might seduce them and commit statutory rape with them as he joins with them in congressional union. But he will at no point remember their names.

You've got me pegged. I'm such a hopeless romantic.
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Re: Not a lot else to be said
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2011, 12:32:04 PM »
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the hot bitches.

Wait a tick, you're not younger than me!

No. He's implying that he is waiting here for the underage girls so that he might seduce them and commit statutory rape with them as he joins with them in congressional union. But he will at no point remember their names.

You've got me pegged. I'm such a hopeless romantic.

Did the grown-up jockers get all the pretty women?

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2011, 12:32:14 PM »
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the hot bitches.

Yo, my window is looking empty, you better be out there tonight or I'm gonna go visit your mom again.

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Re: It just hurts so much
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2011, 12:39:46 PM »
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the hot bitches.

Yo, my window is looking empty, you better be out there tonight or I'm gonna go visit your mom again.

I already told you, I only stalk people who appreciate me. Best of luck getting Jackie to leave mutilated animals in your fridge.
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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2011, 12:51:30 PM »
i have been 20 for a few weeks and it is the most depressing fact of my life


can i please stay in this club because i planned to die as a teenager anyway

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2011, 12:56:01 PM »
i have been 20 for a few weeks and it is the most depressing fact of my life


can i please stay in this club because i planned to die as a teenager anyway

Dude, you're welcome with open arms!

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2011, 12:56:41 PM »
Oh hey there, 16 year old reporting for duty!
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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2011, 12:59:09 PM »
I'm 18, I can drink. :hat

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2011, 01:01:27 PM »
I'm 18, I can drink. :hat
Right then, you can do what every good 18 year old does for their younger, unable to drink friends...

Beer run!
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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2011, 01:02:50 PM »
Might as well "report in." 17 here.

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2011, 02:17:24 PM »
16 here. I enjoy being my age, being relatively unteenlike.

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2011, 02:22:42 PM »
15. Sometimes very obvious.

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2011, 02:23:23 PM »
Shit, really? Never knew. Hmm.

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2011, 02:25:09 PM »
Keep it down you young shits, I'm trying to pass a stone!!!

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2011, 02:26:30 PM »
Keep it down you young shits, I'm trying to pass a stone!!!


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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2011, 02:26:35 PM »
Keep it down you young shits, I'm trying to pass a stone!!!

Keith Richards or Mick Jagger?

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2011, 02:27:23 PM »
I'm 19, and I'm hormonal, emotionally unstable, irrational, and I act on impulse. I think I'll fit in just fine here.

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2011, 02:28:01 PM »
Keep it down you young shits, I'm trying to pass a stone!!!

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2011, 02:28:19 PM »
So...what shall we talk about?

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2011, 02:29:42 PM »
I'm 19, and I'm hormonal, emotionally unstable, irrational, and I act on impulse. I think I'll fit in just fine here.

Please stay until you're 20, or even longer, if you please.  It's nice and fun, and unpredictable to be a teen.  Now those 20-somethings, are they washed out, or what?

Numbers: I dunno, what do you want to talk about.  Aside from Machine Head, that is.  :neverusethis:

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2011, 02:31:23 PM »
So...how bout them high schools?

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2011, 02:32:52 PM »
So...how bout them high schools?

Hmm... my first year sucked.  My second year sucked until drumline ended.  The third will be awesome, though, as I am to try out for jazz band and make it.  And maybe get laid.  If I make any sort of effort to do so. 

You?

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2011, 02:33:48 PM »
I still feel like I am 19 sometimes, and I am 25, about to finish college, get a "real" job, and buy a house.

Sup?

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« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2011, 02:34:35 PM »
So...how bout them high schools?

Hmm... my first year sucked.  My second year sucked until drumline ended.  The third will be awesome, though, as I am to try out for jazz band and make it.  And maybe get laid.  If I make any sort of effort to do so. 

You?

First year was good, second year was great, third year is looking like it will be ok. An insane amount of work, so...yeah.

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Re: The Teens' Thread (Too young to rock and roll, too old to die!)
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2011, 02:36:19 PM »
I still feel like I am 19 sometimes, and I am 25, about to finish college, get a "real" job, and buy a house.

Sup?

Hey, Jamesman.  So, since you're getting outta college, and often talk about being a teacher, I'm guessing that's going to be your profession.  The question though, is what subject are ya teachin?

Also, now I just remembered, I am rather stressed about my SAT.  I sure do wish those were optional, as opposed to being mandatory to get into college.