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North Dakota isn't a state
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2011, 01:28:28 PM »
ND = Pluto :lol
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2011, 01:30:20 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on July 14, 2011, 01:28:28 PM
ND = Pluto :lol

It makes sense. Both are uninhabitable, barren wastelands.
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2011, 01:32:46 PM »
Wait, has any human even landed on ND?  I don't recall even hearing about space probes reaching it.
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2011, 01:45:19 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on July 14, 2011, 01:30:20 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on July 14, 2011, 01:28:28 PM
ND = Pluto :lol

It makes sense. Both are uninhabitable, barren wastelands.

I lived in ND as a kid. This is an accurate statement.
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2011, 01:46:09 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on July 14, 2011, 01:45:19 PM
Quote from: Gadough on July 14, 2011, 01:30:20 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on July 14, 2011, 01:28:28 PM
ND = Pluto :lol

It makes sense. Both are uninhabitable, barren wastelands.

I lived in ND as a kid. This is an accurate statement.

Does that make you like a space alien?  Do you have any leftover anal probes?  Or unreturned cows/farmers/hippies?
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2011, 01:50:51 PM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 14, 2011, 01:46:09 PM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on July 14, 2011, 01:45:19 PM
Quote from: Gadough on July 14, 2011, 01:30:20 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on July 14, 2011, 01:28:28 PM
ND = Pluto :lol


It makes sense. Both are uninhabitable, barren wastelands.

I lived in ND as a kid. This is an accurate statement.

Does that make you like a space alien?  Do you have any leftover anal probes?  Or unreturned cows/farmers/hippies?


why so interested in the anal probes? :lol


on topic...

I saw we take a saw and cut ND out. Just like bugs bunny did to florida. (i think)
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2011, 01:53:48 PM »
Quote from: JayOctavarium on July 14, 2011, 01:50:51 PM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 14, 2011, 01:46:09 PM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on July 14, 2011, 01:45:19 PM
Quote from: Gadough on July 14, 2011, 01:30:20 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on July 14, 2011, 01:28:28 PM
ND = Pluto :lol


It makes sense. Both are uninhabitable, barren wastelands.

I lived in ND as a kid. This is an accurate statement.

Does that make you like a space alien?  Do you have any leftover anal probes?  Or unreturned cows/farmers/hippies?


why so interested in the anal probes? :lol


on topic...

I saw we take a saw and cut ND out. Just like bugs bunny did to florida. (i think)

Wow, I didn't know Bugs was into the circumcision business.

Also, I live in CA.  It's essentially the US's ass.  It could use a straightening out, on 'cout of those wacky Libs.   :lol
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2011, 01:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on July 14, 2011, 01:30:20 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on July 14, 2011, 01:28:28 PM
ND = Pluto :lol

It makes sense. Both are uninhabitable, barren wastelands.

Pretty much this
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2011, 01:54:29 PM »
Here's a good trivia question: which four U.S. states formally refer to themselves as "commonwealths" instead?
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2011, 01:54:59 PM »
Same here Shake.

haha so true
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Know how I know it's not important? There's no "East Virginia".
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2011, 01:55:15 PM »
Good riddance. We only need one Dakota. Now if we could only do something about that pesky West Virginia...
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2011, 01:56:37 PM »
West Virginia ... which is more like NW Virginia
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2011, 02:09:25 PM »
Quote from: GuineaPig on July 14, 2011, 01:54:29 PM
Here's a good trivia question: which four U.S. states formally refer to themselves as "commonwealths" instead?

Pennsylvania and Virginia are two, I forget the other two.
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2011, 02:19:08 PM »
Massachusetts would be the third...
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2011, 02:20:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 14, 2011, 02:09:25 PM
Quote from: GuineaPig on July 14, 2011, 01:54:29 PM
Here's a good trivia question: which four U.S. states formally refer to themselves as "commonwealths" instead?

Pennsylvania and Virginia are two, I forget the other two.

Those are the two I know, being my former and current state.
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2011, 02:36:26 PM »
What abot the commonwealth of Who Fucking Cares?
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2011, 02:39:41 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on July 14, 2011, 02:36:26 PM
What abot the commonwealth of Who Fucking Cares?

Eastern state so far removed from mine that it might as well be a foreign country?
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2011, 03:38:22 PM »
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Only in America! :neverusethis:
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2011, 03:40:31 PM »
Quote from: Global Laziness on July 14, 2011, 03:38:22 PM
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Only in America! :neverusethis:

Well since ND is not part of America, I guess it's.....only in north dakota.
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2011, 03:44:07 PM »
Quote from: Adami on July 14, 2011, 03:40:31 PM
Quote from: Global Laziness on July 14, 2011, 03:38:22 PM
inb4onlyi-

Only in America! :neverusethis:

Well since ND is not part of America, I guess it's.....only in north dakota.


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2011, 03:44:30 PM »
:lolpalm: Well played.
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2011, 04:38:00 PM »
My roommate is from North Dakota and she finds this hilarious but is also somewhat defensive about some of the comments here :lol
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2011, 04:39:24 PM »
Never been, never hope to go.

Also, I don't have a passport, so I wouldn't be allowed in anyway.
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2011, 04:41:05 PM »
I know.  It's hard to hear that your not a state anymore.  For now on ND is Petoria.
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2011, 04:41:22 PM »
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My roommate is from North Dakota and she finds this hilarious but is also somewhat defensive about some of the comments here :lol

Well tell her I'm Canadian so I'm allowed to poke fun. :lol
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2011, 05:31:45 PM »
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My roommate is from North Dakota and she finds this hilarious but is also somewhat defensive about some of the comments here :lol

Well tell her I'm Canadian so I'm allowed to poke fun. :lol

Well the difference between Canada and ND is that Canada is actually a state.
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2011, 06:08:05 PM »
:lol
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Re: And a darn fine/ridiculous one it is!
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2011, 07:36:29 PM »
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My roommate is from North Dakota and she finds this hilarious but is also somewhat defensive about some of the comments here :lol

Well tell her I'm Canadian so I'm allowed to poke fun. :lol

Well the difference between Canada and ND is that Canada is actually a state.

I thought it was our hat?
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Re: And a darn fine/ridiculous one it is!
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2011, 07:38:22 PM »
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My roommate is from North Dakota and she finds this hilarious but is also somewhat defensive about some of the comments here :lol

Well tell her I'm Canadian so I'm allowed to poke fun. :lol

Well the difference between Canada and ND is that Canada is actually a state.

I dunno about that, but Florida's our wang, and DC is the empty chamber in which our heart is supposed to be located. 
I thought it was our hat?
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2011, 08:47:12 PM »
The fourth commonwealth  would be Kentucky.  :coolio
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2011, 08:52:14 PM »
It would be, except...?
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2011, 08:52:29 PM »
I'd love to live in North Dakota. I'd never have to interact with anybody.
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2011, 08:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on July 14, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
I'd love to live in North Dakota. I'd never have to interact with anybody.

And this forum doesn't count as meaning interaction with others?   :sadpanda:
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Re: North Dakota isn't a state
« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2011, 08:54:09 PM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 14, 2011, 08:53:10 PM
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on July 14, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
I'd love to live in North Dakota. I'd never have to interact with anybody.

And this forum doesn't count as meaning interaction with others?   :sadpanda:
Well, most everybody here is on another level than the common person. You guys don't make me want to swear off the entire species.
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