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My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« on: July 11, 2011, 07:56:00 PM »
My throne has been compromised and DTF needs to know
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 07:58:20 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 11, 2011, 07:56:00 PM
My throne has been compromised and DTF needs to know

If this isn't the perfect opportunity to shit/piss in someone's Corn Flakes, I don't know what is.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 08:20:04 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 11, 2011, 07:56:00 PM
My throne has been compromised and DTF needs to know

What DTF wants to know is how sed throne was compromised?
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 08:22:56 PM »
He pooped to hard.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2011, 08:24:00 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 11, 2011, 07:56:00 PM
My throne has been compromised and DTF needs to know

Sounds like you are in some deep shit my friend.  Oh, I am not taking the piss.  :tup
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2011, 08:26:13 PM »
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2011, 08:28:21 PM »
Your toilet needs to learn to become a man and handle shit better.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2011, 08:29:16 PM »
Maybe he pissed it off?
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2011, 08:29:26 PM »
What's wrong with it? Sometimes it's easy to manipulate the innards of the tank to get it to flush or fill with water. Now if your toilet fell out a window, that's another story.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2011, 08:32:51 PM »
Quote from: DTVT on July 11, 2011, 08:22:56 PM
He pooped to hard.

I'm thinking Randy Marsh had something to do with it.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2011, 08:49:19 PM »
Quote from: MetalJunkie on July 11, 2011, 08:29:26 PM
What's wrong with it? Sometimes it's easy to manipulate the innards of the tank to get it to flush or fill with water. Now if your toilet fell out a window, that's another story.

this

it is surprisingly easy to manipulate a toilet's innards.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2011, 08:50:38 PM »
No, the chain snapped clean off the flusher handle thing. It needs a new part to connect the handle to the innards.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2011, 08:51:44 PM »
that sucks, but you can reach into the tank and pull the chain with your hand, can't you?
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2011, 08:55:23 PM »
Yeah did that, but for fear of any sort of leaking, I placed a cup under the arm to keep water from running, since the water kept going.

Landlord tomorrow, definitely!
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2011, 08:57:56 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 11, 2011, 08:55:23 PM
Yeah did that, but for fear of any sort of leaking, I placed a cup under the arm to keep water from running, since the water kept going.

Landlord tomorrow, definitely!

That's pretty shitty, man.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2011, 08:59:48 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 11, 2011, 08:55:23 PM
Yeah did that, but for fear of any sort of leaking, I placed a cup under the arm to keep water from running, since the water kept going.

Landlord tomorrow, definitely!

You know you can reach in and pull the plug to flush and just wash your arm after if the poop piles up in the bum too much.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2011, 09:01:37 PM »
2nd toilet in the apartment, you jelly?
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2011, 09:10:42 PM »
Get a Furgeson.






(bonus points to anyone IDing the reference)
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2011, 09:14:37 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 11, 2011, 09:01:37 PM
2nd toilet in the apartment, you jelly?

No jelly.  I'd rather get my arm wet.  I'm all about catching something.  BTW, the plot twist came out of nowhere.  2nd toilet you bastard.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2011, 09:35:20 PM »
The game of thrones. You win or you die don't poop.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2011, 09:39:32 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on July 11, 2011, 09:10:42 PM
Get a Furgeson.






(bonus points to anyone IDing the reference)

This? :neverusethis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN6rjLcpBnI
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2011, 10:07:41 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 11, 2011, 08:55:23 PM
Yeah did that, but for fear of any sort of leaking, I placed a cup under the arm to keep water from running, since the water kept going.

Landlord tomorrow, definitely!
The chain probably got caught under the flapper after you pulled on it, preventing a tight seal. Make sure when you pull on the chain that the flapper goes down all the way before you let go.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2011, 10:12:01 PM »
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2011, 11:42:17 AM »
Jamesman just got the home version of this popular Japanese gameshow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCx7CQ94Omo
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2011, 11:53:47 AM »
you're shit out of luck my friend.
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2011, 12:00:01 PM »
you could probably ghetto rig it temporarily till you get the part. it happened to me a while back, and i used a rubber band and a paper clip for a couple days. worked ok. 
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2011, 12:21:12 PM »
Did your toilet decide to go on a diet?
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2011, 12:39:16 PM »
Shit Happens
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Re: My toilet just broke so I can't use it til it's fixed
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2011, 04:48:40 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 11, 2011, 07:56:00 PM
My throne has been compromised and DTF needs to know



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