Wait, so, is Mike dad and John mom?
What does that make the other guys + original Kevin and Derek?
Derek is the crazy aunt with the stories and Kevin is grandpa. He was in Korea so he doesn't like to talk much.
Then there's JMX, Kevin LaBrie, Jordan, and MM; here's my best guesses for them:
K/J LaB is the handsome elder son.
Jordan is the nerdy genius.
JMX is the adopted Asian.
And MM is a Genie who lives in the empty bottle of MP's final beer that DT still has for whatever reason.
I see JMX as being the silent, creepy little sister with an unwavering gaze.
I wouldn't say creepy, but other than that, I agree with that assessment of JM... Silent definitely, and probably often forgotten (she's only the little sister because people keep forgetting to feed her, she's actually five years older than the other two children).
But yes, I have to say that I haven't checked the MP facebook page in a long while (I saw it some months ago and the comments there... put me off slightly), but yes, I read the LaBrie interview, and I personally didn't read anything into it as being a jab, but I did find it interesting, and it did give the impression that he and JM... stayed out the way of MP, shall we say? But yes, it does look like the band is much more functional now, and I've been wanting more Myung lyrics for a long time, so... yeah, I'm happy. Long live Myung... and the rest of DT... Especially Myung.