The Republican Debate Thead v. DT Parody

[Tick]

If the world was Dream Theater and all things in it encompassed Dream Theater, the Republican debate may have went like this....

"Mr Romney, what are your personal feelings on President Obama?"

Romney - "The boy is simply crazy. Suffering from delusions. We honestly think that maybe. He might need an institution
He lives in a world of fiction. And really could use some help. We have just the place to fix him
To save him from himself"

"Mr Gingrich, your thoughts on Obama?"

Gingrich - "Random urine testing. Pills red, pink and blue. Counseling and therapy.
Providing not a clue."

'Interesting thoughts. My Pawlenty, your thoughts please?"

Pawlenty - "We can't seem to find the answers. He seemed such a clear cut case. We cannot just let him leave here
And put all this work to waste."

"Well that is certainly a most humane response. Finally we will close with some thoughts from you Mr. Paul. What do you think can be done to get President Obama on the right track moving forward? If anything."

Paul - "Why don't we try shock treatment? It really might do some help? We have just the tools to fix him. To save him from himself"




Yeah, I know....fail.

[Perpetual Change]

fail

Pretty much 

[Tick]

fail

Pretty much 

Sorry man.

[William Wallace]

fail

Pretty much 

I can envision them dressed as LaBrie look-a-likes singing the song. I think, however, tick should have had candidates answer with the lyrics from "Nightmare to remember."

"For all the candidates, how did you react when President Obama was elected? In unison: "Screams of terror, Pain of fear, Sounds of sirens, Smoke in my eyes; Sudden stillness, Blackened silence, No more screaming, No more cries - Stunned and bewildered Cold and afraid Torn up and broken Frightened and dazed..."

[Nick]

I'm sorry, but without DT making a song that incorporates the lyric "sound money" this just ain't gonna work for Mr. Paul.

[Super Dude]

Edit: Nvm, posted off-topic in an off-topic thread.