Here's one by MY BRUTHA!!!
Most triumphant!
Now this is the story all about how
Portnoy tried to join back, but they turned him down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the drummer of Dream Thea-tair
In Berklee college, born and raised
Teaching music is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And blasting those drum fills throughout the school
When a couple of guys, rang and said I was good
Invited me to join their prog-metal hood
I packed my bags and was right over there
They said "Mangini, welcome, to Dream Thea-tair