A few years ago, a friend bought me a pair of Petrucci's pants which I keep framed on my wall. Last year I actually got Petrucci to autograph them. I could sell them to you but I won't accept anything less than $350 plus something that holds some kind of substantial sentimental value to you (no stuffed animals from childhood, please). It evens out that way, you see.
So if you're interested, please let me know and we'll work out a deal.