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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #350 on: June 20, 2011, 06:19:36 PM »
I've listened to Agalloch a few times, and they're alright.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #351 on: June 20, 2011, 06:24:42 PM »
Agalloch are amazing. The Mantle is their best album, if you're motivated enough to give a full album a listen.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #352 on: June 20, 2011, 06:31:03 PM »
Agalloch are amazing. Ashes Against the Grain is their best album, if you're not a noob like Zander.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #353 on: June 20, 2011, 06:31:53 PM »
Ashes is good, but it has nowhere near the atmosphere, poignancy, somber elegance, and poetic subtlety that is perfectly captured on The Mantle.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #354 on: June 20, 2011, 06:32:21 PM »
But you're a noob at liking good music.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #355 on: June 20, 2011, 06:34:25 PM »
Says the guy who put Riverside above Agalloch.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #356 on: June 20, 2011, 06:42:28 PM »
Agalloch are amazing. The Mantle is their best album, if you're motivated enough to give a full album a listen.
The Mantle is one of the best albums ever. Great atmosphere, great music, great everything.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #357 on: June 20, 2011, 06:43:54 PM »
Agalloch are amazing. The Mantle is their best album, if you're motivated enough to give a full album a listen.
The Mantle is one of the best albums ever. Great atmosphere, great music, great everything.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #358 on: June 20, 2011, 07:58:20 PM »
<3 BWP

lol at putting an album that literally just came out in your top ten though.  Seems a bit premature, IMO, but whatevs, its your list and its a good album, so what the hell.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #359 on: June 20, 2011, 08:59:12 PM »
BWP is great! Never listened to ghost though.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #360 on: June 20, 2011, 09:00:07 PM »
BWP is great! Never listened to ghost though.

Probably because you didn't have a legal chance to until this morning.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #361 on: June 20, 2011, 09:05:48 PM »
BWP is great! Never listened to ghost though.

Probably because you didn't have a legal chance to until this morning.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #362 on: June 21, 2011, 02:33:06 PM »
8. Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss


This is far and away Slayer's best album. It's got the fast and furious madness from Reign in Blood, mixed together with the slow, trudging metal from South of Heaven. This is blended together to make metal bliss. The blistering opener, War Ensemble, re-establishes that Slayer are still the best at playing fast music. The next few tracks, including classics Expendable Youth and Dead Skin Mask, are more mid-tempo, but just as heavy, and even a little bit catchy. The lyrics are disturbing and evil enough to make the true metal heads in the room sing along. The real treat of this album is the epic title track. The 6 minute song is easily Slayer's crowning achievement. The chorus actually has a bit of a hook, and the music still has the Slayer name scribbled all over it. This album is better than Reign in Blood because of its variety. Because each song isn't full-on thrash, listeners get a chance to breathe. This of course means the album is more accessible too, and a lot of the elements that Slayer haters (coughidiotscough) are not present. This is the ultimate introduction to Slayer, and comes highly recommended by one of the 2 Slayer authorities of the board.

Recommended tracks: War Ensemble, Expendable Youth, Dead Skin Mask, Skeletons of Society, Seasons in the Abyss

7. Porcupine Tree - Deadwing


This album is an underrated gem among the immensely strong Porcupine Tree catalog. The true fans get it, obviously, but a lot of PT fans like to blow their loads all over In Absentia or Lightbulb Sun, but Deadwing is the ultimate Porcupine Tree album, and your life will get better as soon as you admit it. The concept of the album is somewhat of a mystery, but the consensus is that it's a bit of a ghost story. The whole album has a very ghostly and ethereal atmosphere, even during the pleasant lullaby, Lazarus. There's a fair share of heavy moments as well, mainly in the two shorter songs, Shallow and Open Car. The sometimes abrupt transitions give the album its flow. This was the first PT album to have a "centerpiece", and it's a contender for PT's best song ever. Arriving Somewhere But Not Here is what I'd consider a condensed form of the album. The soft, haunting parts duel with the heavy parts and it's fucking tasty. Every song is a winner here though, and you're doing yourself a huge disservice if you don't explore it further.

Recommended tracks: Deadwing, Lazarus, Arriving Somewhere But Not Here, The Start of Something Beautiful

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #363 on: June 21, 2011, 02:47:32 PM »
You mean you actually have a good music taste?

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #364 on: June 21, 2011, 03:00:18 PM »
I would hardly call Deadwing underrated.  Fan-fucking-tastic album though, just finished listening to it FWIW.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #365 on: June 21, 2011, 03:08:36 PM »
The sometimes abrupt transitions give the album its flow.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #367 on: June 21, 2011, 03:19:31 PM »
The sometimes abrupt transitions give the album its flow.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #368 on: June 21, 2011, 03:30:00 PM »
Seasons and Deadwing. Fantastic choices.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #369 on: June 21, 2011, 03:33:18 PM »
Deadwing, like every album PT has made after TSMS, is 5/5 stars fanfuckingtastic.  LBS, however, is better. :P

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #370 on: June 21, 2011, 03:38:02 PM »
Deadwing :tup :tup

Slayer, not so much.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #371 on: June 21, 2011, 03:41:43 PM »
Neither of you have listened to Seasons in the Abyss (the song). Go rectify that.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #372 on: June 21, 2011, 03:42:50 PM »
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #373 on: June 21, 2011, 03:43:47 PM »
Neither of you have listened to Seasons in the Abyss (the song). Go rectify that.

I have for a long time.  In high school and I worked with a buddy for 12+ years that played them like I play Rush.  Just not my cup of tea unless the tea is alcohol and I'm at a party.  Then I shall enjoy.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #374 on: June 21, 2011, 03:46:36 PM »
Yeah, Seasons is an incredible album.


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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #375 on: June 21, 2011, 03:51:22 PM »
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #376 on: June 21, 2011, 04:13:45 PM »
I have an extreme darkhorse that just might be in here. I doubt it, but it's possible.

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« Reply #377 on: June 21, 2011, 04:21:44 PM »
I always thought Deadwing was one of the most loved PT albums, at least on here. "True fans" is a bit of an unnecessary remark, but it's a great album. Probably my 3rd fave by PT.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #378 on: June 21, 2011, 05:08:57 PM »
I have an extreme darkhorse that just might be in here. I doubt it, but it's possible.
Care to share?
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #379 on: June 21, 2011, 05:20:45 PM »
Seasons is amazing.  Great record, possibly their best.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #380 on: June 21, 2011, 08:23:46 PM »
Seasons is my fave by Slayer too, fantastic record, same with Deadwing by PT. Good choices!

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #381 on: June 21, 2011, 10:03:04 PM »
I can't get in to either of these bands.  PT I've tried a lot, no clickle ma nizzle. I will try these songs.

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« Reply #382 on: June 21, 2011, 11:37:13 PM »
I have an extreme darkhorse that just might be in here. I doubt it, but it's possible.
Care to share?

I really don't want to, because now that Seasons in the Abyss is out, I doubt my pick will be there.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #383 on: June 22, 2011, 08:24:17 AM »
I have an extreme darkhorse that just might be in here. I doubt it, but it's possible.
Care to share?

I really don't want to, because now that Seasons in the Abyss is out, I doubt my pick will be there.
Just say it. You've peeked my interests. :neverusethis:
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #384 on: June 22, 2011, 08:26:44 AM »
Seasons and Deadwing. Fantastic choices.
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