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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #385 on: June 22, 2011, 11:29:35 AM »
Alright, being the metal head that you are, I was surprised to see that no Metallica has come up yet. I know you have become disillusioned with them over the years, but not seeing RtL, MoP, or AJFA is shocking. I remember me asking you back when I would annoy the shit out of you on AIM if you still dug any Metallica, and I remember you saying that the only album you still dug, and the album that is by far Metallica's best is Ride the Lightning. That was my pick. I doubt it will be there after you've put Seasons up, but not having it in your top 50 is shocking.

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« Reply #386 on: June 22, 2011, 11:57:05 AM »
Your whole list is great, love it ;)
Deadwing  :tup
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #387 on: June 22, 2011, 11:58:02 AM »
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #388 on: June 22, 2011, 12:28:58 PM »
Alright, being the metal head that you are, I was surprised to see that no Metallica has come up yet. I know you have become disillusioned with them over the years, but not seeing RtL, MoP, or AJFA is shocking. I remember me asking you back when I would annoy the shit out of you on AIM if you still dug any Metallica, and I remember you saying that the only album you still dug, and the album that is by far Metallica's best is Ride the Lightning. That was my pick. I doubt it will be there after you've put Seasons up, but not having it in your top 50 is shocking.
There will be an honorable mentions list after #1 is revealed. I'm sure RTL will be mentioned one way or another.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #389 on: June 22, 2011, 02:26:08 PM »
Deadwing is a masterpiece! Slayer I'm not so keen on.

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« Reply #390 on: June 22, 2011, 02:42:30 PM »
I'm not big on Slayer either.  As a personal preference, I tend to gravitate towards music with notes. 

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« Reply #391 on: June 22, 2011, 04:15:20 PM »
6. maudlin of the Well - Bath


This is one of the most varied, unique albums I've ever heard in my life. Apart from the standard death metal instrumentation, we've got 3 different types of saxophone, trumpets, pipe organ, and even some avant-garde percussion created from what I believe to be dropping rocks into water. And yes, I said death metal instrumentation. While the opening track is rather soothing up until the end, with the saxophone solo meandering over the lush guitar melodies, all hell breaks lose with They Aren't All Beautiful. Tortured vocals, blast beats, and overly distorted guitars litter the music. Just as abruptly as the chaos started, it ends. The rest of the album pretty much follows a similar pattern. From jaw-dropping beauty to ass-kicking brutality, the album never lets the listener get comfortable. And yet, it flows beautifully. Like Deadwing, one of the most varied albums in the world manages to be the most cohesive at the same time. I can't explain it. Anyone who's bored with normal music needs to check this album out, post haste.

Recommended tracks: Heaven and Weak, The Ferryman, Birth Pains of Astral Projection

5. Dream Theater - Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes From a Memory


This is the ultimate concept album, right here, and the story is the weakest aspect. From start to finish, this album is a complete and total proggasm. Albums like these have the capability to turn top 40 listeners into prog elitists within 2 listens (I've done the research to prove it). Guitar solos, keyboard solos, bass solos, guitar/keyboard unisons, acrobatic vocals, odd time signatures, catchy choruses, and it still manages to be pretty heavy. Albums like these don't just happen. They are meticulously crafted to cater to every aspect of a prog fan's desire. If you're on this board and you haven't heard it, go away.

Recommended tracks: The entire thing.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #392 on: June 22, 2011, 04:18:41 PM »
Glad to see some maudlin in there! Haven't heard the other band though.

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« Reply #393 on: June 22, 2011, 04:33:39 PM »
Bath is a pretty cool album.

However, Pictures from Something that Happened rearry Rong Ago is a horrible album and Hallucination Theatre is the worst band ever.

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« Reply #394 on: June 22, 2011, 04:39:06 PM »
good stuff

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« Reply #395 on: June 22, 2011, 04:42:38 PM »
I love Bath!  Hell yes! 


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« Reply #396 on: June 22, 2011, 05:02:56 PM »
I haven't heard that Bath thingy. Scenes is good though.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #397 on: June 22, 2011, 05:14:01 PM »
Bath is great, but I prefer Leaving Your Body Map and Part the Second. SFaM is :hefdaddy

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #398 on: June 22, 2011, 06:05:37 PM »
Girl With a Watering Can not in your top tracks = fail
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« Reply #399 on: June 22, 2011, 06:17:02 PM »
Girl With a Watering Can not in your top tracks = fail
Just missed the cut.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #400 on: June 22, 2011, 08:40:38 PM »
Scenes! :tup

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« Reply #401 on: June 23, 2011, 03:28:24 AM »
SFAM is one of the best albums ever :hefdaddy
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #402 on: June 23, 2011, 10:12:53 AM »
My guess at the Top 4:

4. Devin Townsend - Terria
3. Strapping Young Lad - City
2. Devin Townsend Project - Addicted
1. Devin Townsend Project - Deconstruction
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #403 on: June 23, 2011, 10:32:26 AM »
My guess at the Top 4:

4. Devin Townsend - Terria
3. Strapping Young Lad - City
2. Devin Townsend Project - Addicted
1. Devin Townsend Project - Deconstruction
Ooh that's not a bad guess I'd say. Maybe swap Addicted and Decon, and get rid of Terria

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« Reply #404 on: June 23, 2011, 10:35:11 AM »
Glad to see some maudlin in there! Haven't heard the other band though.
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« Reply #405 on: June 23, 2011, 10:58:52 AM »
4. Devin Townsend Project - Ki


As beautiful an introduction to a four-album project as one can get. Those four notes say so much, even though it's probably the most simple part of the entire series. A calm start, followed by a building intensity that never really lets loose until the third song, and even then it's less of an explosion than anyone expects. This album is a mass of ebb and flow. Right when it seems like all hell's about to break loose, everything calms down and you're left wanting the release. This would seem annoying to pretty much any listener, but for fans who understand the concept, this album can be extremely powerful. When put into context with the rest of the project, it makes perfect sense. By the album's most chaotic moment (the climax of the title track, arguably one of the most incredible musical moments ever committed to recording), the satisfaction from the first quarter of the journey is so strong that it feels like it could have ended right there. However, it has 2 more songs left to calm down before the real heaviness kicks in with the second album. This is a truly amazing piece of music that won't be loved by everyone, but the people who do enjoy it will enjoy it until the end of time.

Recommended tracks: Everything

3. Strapping Young Lad - City


Every time I think about this album, I start drooling. If you ever want a collection of nine songs that will fuck your mind into brain-flavored pudding, this is the album to go to. From the opening clicks of Velvet Kevorkian to the ending grind of Spirituality, this album is a trip through the mind of a deranged, borderline homicidal maniac. The lyrics and overall concept of the album almost sounds a bit emo (big on the whole "nobody can fuck with me, I'm forging my own path, and if you don't like it, fuck you" attitude), but it's told with such ferocity that it evokes an image. This image isn't of a young Scottish emo straightening his hair, but of a late teen sitting in his room, reflecting on all the bullshit he's had to wade through. Bullshit that most people would never have to endure: drugs, people who always seem stupider than you and can't grasp that fact, everyone telling you what to do and how to act. I completely understand Devin's frame of mind with this album, and finding someone else who thinks the same way is just...comforting. This album is pretty much the only reason I made it through high school. Now that we've covered half of the reason why I adore this album, let's look at the actual music. This is the second most intense album I've ever heard. Even at what would seem like the heaviest moment (The chorus of Oh My Fucking God), it gets even heavier. It's a complete auditory assault from the beginning to the end. Barely controlled, fitting perfectly with the lyrical theme of losing control. This album completely changed my life, and I will forever hold it in high regard.

Recommended tracks: All Hail The New Flesh, Oh My Fucking God, Detox, Home Nucleonics, AAA
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #406 on: June 23, 2011, 11:03:28 AM »
a young Scottish emo
eh?

Great albums though. I prefer Alien to City, but that's just me

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #408 on: June 23, 2011, 11:07:47 AM »
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« Reply #409 on: June 23, 2011, 11:13:56 AM »
Ah. Masterful!

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #410 on: June 23, 2011, 11:36:35 AM »
You guys are just jealous.

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« Reply #411 on: June 23, 2011, 12:30:08 PM »
2-Addicted
1-Decon

I win.

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« Reply #412 on: June 23, 2011, 03:07:00 PM »
My guess at the Top 4:

3. Strapping Young Lad - City

3. Strapping Young Lad - City

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #413 on: June 23, 2011, 03:16:02 PM »
Alright, being the metal head that you are, I was surprised to see that no Metallica has come up yet. I know you have become disillusioned with them over the years, but not seeing RtL, MoP, or AJFA is shocking. I remember me asking you back when I would annoy the shit out of you on AIM if you still dug any Metallica, and I remember you saying that the only album you still dug, and the album that is by far Metallica's best is Ride the Lightning. That was my pick. I doubt it will be there after you've put Seasons up, but not having it in your top 50 is shocking.
Not even I would consider any Metallica albums to be up there in my top 50. Maybe top 100.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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« Reply #414 on: June 23, 2011, 03:17:25 PM »
Possibly top 1000 if it's Christmas and I'm feeling particularly generous

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« Reply #415 on: June 23, 2011, 03:31:19 PM »
I don't like Metallica.

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« Reply #417 on: June 23, 2011, 07:10:56 PM »
I am also a massive metal head, and I don't think a Metallica album would make my top 100.

EDIT:  Actually, I think I'd fill a list of 500 before even thinking of Metallica.
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« Reply #418 on: June 23, 2011, 07:12:55 PM »
Yep, nowhere near my top whatevs.

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« Reply #419 on: June 23, 2011, 08:58:05 PM »
You guys are crazy. Ride the Lightning deserves a spot in every metalhead's Top 50.
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