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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #70 on: May 30, 2011, 09:37:03 AM »
But you still swim to save me
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #71 on: May 30, 2011, 09:40:36 AM »
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #72 on: May 30, 2011, 10:16:18 AM »
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #73 on: May 30, 2011, 10:49:10 AM »
This near drowning sounds like a liquid tension experiment gone wrong.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #74 on: May 30, 2011, 10:56:28 AM »
This near drowning sounds like a liquid tension experiment gone wrong.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #75 on: May 30, 2011, 10:56:45 AM »
This near drowning sounds like a liquid tension experiment gone wrong.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #76 on: May 30, 2011, 11:17:48 AM »
I wonder if Jordan tossed him a space-dye life vest.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #77 on: May 30, 2011, 11:33:03 AM »
Psh, maybe he was just bathing in beautiful agony.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #78 on: May 30, 2011, 11:44:07 AM »
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #79 on: May 30, 2011, 12:04:58 PM »
And not forgetting the obligatory "I don't like saving people much but I had a boat and a lifejacket so what the fuck"

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #80 on: May 30, 2011, 03:11:14 PM »
Carry me to the shoreline
Bury me in the sand
(Into the waves)
Walk me across the water
And maybe you'll understand

I know JP wrote this... maybe he read the future?  :P
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #81 on: May 30, 2011, 04:16:20 PM »
And not forgetting the obligatory "I don't like saving people much but I had a boat and a lifejacket so what the fuck"

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #82 on: May 30, 2011, 10:23:48 PM »
Oh yeah, well I heard that when KevMo saved some dude from drowning, he did it with taste and with more feeling.  Also, rumor has it that when Sherinian rescues struggling swimmers, they're almost always sexy Japanese hotties whom he subsequently bones.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #83 on: May 31, 2011, 01:47:09 AM »
I wonder if John Myung tried to save the guy, but then Jordan cut in and did it with his left hand....
Now that Obama has closed Gitmo, when will he turn his attention to the abuses and torturing of the onions that are used to make the angry whopper?

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #84 on: May 31, 2011, 05:28:02 AM »
And not forgetting the obligatory "I don't like saving people much but I had a boat and a lifejacket so what the fuck"
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #85 on: May 31, 2011, 06:00:52 AM »
THE SAVING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #86 on: May 31, 2011, 06:34:51 AM »
You can feel the waves coming on
It's time to taaakeee myyy haaaannnddd!

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #87 on: May 31, 2011, 07:46:21 AM »
Jordan Rudderess - When Beard and Boat Unite.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #88 on: May 31, 2011, 11:32:24 AM »
I wonder if John Myung tried to save the guy, but then Jordan cut in and did it with his left hand....
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #89 on: May 31, 2011, 12:30:14 PM »
I wonder if John Myung tried to save the guy, but then Jordan cut in and did it with his left hand....

Ok, you win this thread. That was amazing.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #90 on: May 31, 2011, 10:15:30 PM »
:)
Now that Obama has closed Gitmo, when will he turn his attention to the abuses and torturing of the onions that are used to make the angry whopper?

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #91 on: May 31, 2011, 10:21:42 PM »
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #92 on: May 31, 2011, 10:49:40 PM »
What the...?

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #93 on: May 31, 2011, 11:00:14 PM »
I wonder if John Myung tried to save the guy, but then Jordan cut in and did it with his left hand....

Nah, I am pretty sure Myung would tackle Rudess if he tried that.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #94 on: May 31, 2011, 11:32:26 PM »
I don't know.... I don't think he'd say anything. 
Now that Obama has closed Gitmo, when will he turn his attention to the abuses and torturing of the onions that are used to make the angry whopper?

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #95 on: May 31, 2011, 11:43:55 PM »
I wonder if John Myung tried to save the guy, but then Jordan cut in and did it with his left hand....
Nah, I am pretty sure Myung would tackle Rudess if he tried that.
I don't know.... I don't think he'd say anything. 
But he might write some lyrics about it: "lifting drowners from a stream once broken."

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #96 on: June 01, 2011, 07:32:46 AM »
I thought I'd just leave this here.

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It was done by some one on another forum.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #97 on: June 01, 2011, 08:54:35 AM »
I thought I'd just leave this here.

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It was done by some one on another forum.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #98 on: June 01, 2011, 10:03:00 AM »
I thought I'd just leave this here.

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It was done by some one on another forum.

Epic!

Pretty funny lol
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #99 on: June 03, 2011, 06:16:54 AM »
I thought I'd just leave this here.

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It was done by some one on another forum.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #100 on: June 03, 2011, 06:26:07 AM »
I thought I'd just leave this here.

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It was done by some one on another forum.
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