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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2011, 04:19:59 PM »
Quote from: slycordinator on May 29, 2011, 04:18:51 PM
Good thing the swimmer didn't pull him under...

WATCH THE SWIMMER DROWNING
GIVES NEW MEANING TO IT ALL
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2011, 05:00:45 PM »
Wizard Tales Pt. 1: The Miracle on Lake Huron
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #37 on: May 29, 2011, 05:01:19 PM »
He could've sailed by on the winds on silence, and maybe they wouldn't have noticed. But this time he though it'd be better if he swam.

Maybe not a good idea in hindsight.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2011, 05:06:53 PM »
Six Degrees of Swimming Turbulence

I. Over Here! (Help me!)
II. About to Drown
III. War Beneath My Feet
IV. The Wet Man had a Fall
V. Goodbye World
VI. Solitary Hell
VII. About to Drown (Save Me Rudes!)
VIII. Losing Touch / Grand Rapids
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2011, 05:14:21 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on May 29, 2011, 05:06:53 PM
Six Degrees of Swimming Turbulence

I. Over Here! (Help me!)
II. About to Drown
III. War Beneath My Feet
IV. The Wet Man had a Fall
V. Goodbye World
VI. Solitary Hell
VII. About to Drown (Save Me Rudes!)
VIII. Losing Touch / Grand Rapids

Encores:
Only a Matter of Tide
Learning to Swim
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2011, 05:19:35 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on May 29, 2011, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: slycordinator on May 29, 2011, 04:18:51 PM
Good thing the swimmer didn't pull him under...

WATCH THE SWIMMER DROWNING
GIVES NEW MEANING TO IT ALL

So meta bruv.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2011, 05:47:49 PM »
Quote from: Mebert78 on May 29, 2011, 05:14:21 PM
Encores:
Only a Matter of Tide
Learning to Swim
Caught in A Lake
Just Let Me Breathe
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2011, 05:48:29 PM »
Quote from: SystematicThought on May 29, 2011, 05:47:49 PM
Just Let Me Breathe

Winner, end thread. :lol
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2011, 05:49:03 PM »
I drown in hesitation...

Ok, I am done.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2011, 06:34:14 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on May 29, 2011, 05:49:03 PM
I drown in hesitation...

The waves come crashing down?
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2011, 06:54:02 PM »
Hmm, not the sort of thing I'd brag about tbh. It's definitely a good act, but to immediately post it on twitter after you come home? Seems like a bit of fishing for compliments.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2011, 07:05:09 PM »
Lake Huron borders both the US and Canada.

...

In a totally unrelated thought, I was just wondering... can James swim?
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2011, 07:17:19 PM »
So I'm kinda confused.  Is this a joke or something that really happened?
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2011, 07:17:57 PM »
Quote from: Ħ on May 29, 2011, 07:17:19 PM
So I'm kinda confused.  Is this a joke or something that really happened?
It really happened.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2011, 07:48:26 PM »
Quote from: JustJen on May 29, 2011, 07:05:09 PM
can James swim?

Yeah I learned when I was about 5 years old I think
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2011, 07:51:05 PM »
Quote from: Portrucci on May 29, 2011, 06:54:02 PM
Hmm, not the sort of thing I'd brag about tbh. It's definitely a good act, but to immediately post it on twitter after you come home? Seems like a bit of fishing for compliments.

He's obviously trying pretty hard to post at least once per day on Twitter.  When it's not about his music, it's often some mundane thing about his day, like "Took a walk today" or "Listened to Octavarium today", or shock of shocks, "played keyboards a lot today".  If he's gonna post that stuff, he's entitled to post about a relatively exciting boating incident.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #51 on: May 30, 2011, 12:51:32 AM »
Im glad everyone survived...
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2011, 12:56:50 AM »
Quote from: slycordinator on May 29, 2011, 04:18:51 PM
Good thing the swimmer didn't pull him under...
:rollin

Quote from: Mebert78 on May 29, 2011, 01:23:39 PM
Update from Jordan: "Dude fell over on his boat and couldn't swim. Pulled my boat up next to him and put him on my boat and brought him to shore."

Yeah, he is mighty. Well done Jordan.  :hefdaddy

This thread is full of win.  :metal
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2011, 01:53:47 AM »
There are still people who can't swim nowadays?
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2011, 01:54:52 AM »
Quote from: In The Name Of Rudess on May 30, 2011, 01:53:47 AM
There are still people who can't swim nowadays?



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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #55 on: May 30, 2011, 01:59:30 AM »
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2011, 02:22:41 AM »
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2011, 02:35:22 AM »
Me, although I can only swim frog-style...which anyway leads to my death when I'm in water  :biggrin:
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2011, 02:59:14 AM »
He walked them across the water and carried them to the shoreline
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2011, 03:14:08 AM »
Wow, I think i would be scared if I didn't know how to swim. In Australia, there is lots of water so everyone pretty much learns.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #60 on: May 30, 2011, 03:43:52 AM »
Quote from: Jirpo on May 30, 2011, 03:14:08 AM
Wow, I think i would be scared if I didn't know how to swim. In Australia, there is lots of water so everyone pretty much learns.

Same here (Netherlands). I don't think I'd even dare to go on a boat if I couldn't swim.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #61 on: May 30, 2011, 03:45:02 AM »
Just that thought across my mind... if we can't fly so why then we using planes?
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #62 on: May 30, 2011, 06:03:19 AM »
Quote from: In The Name Of Rudess on May 30, 2011, 01:53:47 AM
There are still people who can't swim that go into boats and don't wear life jackets nowadays?
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #63 on: May 30, 2011, 06:08:29 AM »
Quote from: Jamesman on May 29, 2011, 05:06:53 PM
Six Degrees of Swimming Turbulence

I. Over Here! (Help me!)
II. About to Drown
III. War Beneath My Feet
IV. The Wet Man had a Fall
V. Goodbye World
VI. Solitary Hell
VII. About to Drown (Save Me Rudes!)
VIII. Losing Touch / Grand Rapids
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #64 on: May 30, 2011, 06:47:46 AM »
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good thing it was not a fatal tragedy because jordan didn't take his time to save him form being surrounded in ice. that dude should have worn his space life vest. even if he would have been a silent man, he would have said to jordan, "In the name of god, thanks for saving this dying soul, I would have died as I am alone here. I will be learning to live  from now on".

Jordan said to him "you were lucky that you werent in in the presence of enemy pt.1 sharks". "yes." replied the man. "I was lucky I was not in the presence of enemy pt.2 sharks.
sorry, I had nothing better to do  :facepalm:
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #65 on: May 30, 2011, 08:04:37 AM »
That's quite a shame.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #66 on: May 30, 2011, 08:09:09 AM »
So that's the concept for the new album and this is a publicity stunt.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #67 on: May 30, 2011, 08:12:11 AM »
I love this thread  :lol
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #68 on: May 30, 2011, 08:13:31 AM »
I'm glad I can swim! :smiley:
Quote from: SystematicThought on May 29, 2011, 05:47:49 PM
Quote from: Mebert78 on May 29, 2011, 05:14:21 PM
Encores:
Only a Matter of Tide
Learning to Swim
Caught in A Lake
Just Let Me Breathe

The Ones Who Help to Save from Drowning
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #69 on: May 30, 2011, 08:14:45 AM »
I guess there was too much raining on the streets of New York City.
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