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Jordan just saved someones life
« on: May 29, 2011, 10:20:49 AM »
From his facebook:

Just saved someones life on Lake Huron

Huh?!

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2011, 10:21:24 AM »
The Baron of Lake Huron will be their best album yet.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2011, 10:22:11 AM »
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2011, 10:23:08 AM »
Like I posted on FB.  He saved the person with his Continuum.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2011, 10:24:02 AM »
Like I posted on FB.  He saved the person with his Continuum.

Ha yeah I saw that. My favourite was this one : Did he grab on to your beard and you pulled him to safety?

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2011, 10:24:59 AM »
That is funny. :lol
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2011, 10:29:01 AM »
Hold on does the Pirate live near Lake Huron? In Penetanguishine? Or is that somewhere else?

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2011, 10:41:04 AM »
He walked on water to drag someone up?
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2011, 10:49:38 AM »
I can see the song now...

Several months ago
In an American town
Pretty close to home
i save the life of some young guy


Later on

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MY BEARD
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2011, 10:51:03 AM »
His apps just keep getting better and better.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2011, 10:55:34 AM »
Take The Time... To Save A Life  :millahhhh

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2011, 11:00:37 AM »
Daybreak, at the bottom of the lake.  The name of that song is "Lie," my friends.  Maybe Jordan is making it up!  :P




Just kidding.  Btw, good one about using the beard to pull someone to safety, lol.
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2011, 11:10:29 AM »
Jordan is just one incredible human being. He's not just one of the best keyboardist, or musicians in general, but he's also one of the nicest people you'd ever meet! :metal :metal :metal

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2011, 12:55:38 PM »
I can see the song now...

Several months ago
In an American town
Pretty close to home
i save the life of some young guy


Later on

Let me introduce....
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It'll help you out
THE FREEZING LAKE


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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2011, 01:02:07 PM »
He found him "swimming in a lake of fire"!
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2011, 01:23:39 PM »
Update from Jordan: "Dude fell over on his boat and couldn't swim. Pulled my boat up next to him and put him on my boat and brought him to shore."
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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2011, 01:25:07 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2011, 01:26:30 PM »
Jordan Rudess... absolute champion  :hefdaddy

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« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2011, 01:34:44 PM »
Hopefully this doesn't spawn would-be copy-cats who put their lives in danger around Jordan in the hopes that he will save them... :lol

I wonder if said "dude" knows who Jordan is, or is a fan of DT? If not, will he be now? Hmmm... :lol

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2011, 01:41:16 PM »
Jordan is a class act.

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« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2011, 01:54:30 PM »
Jordan for President

Mike for Vice President
James for Secretary of State
John M for President of the Supreme Court
John P for Minister of Lost Souls
« Last Edit: May 29, 2011, 02:23:52 PM by JediKnight1969 »
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2011, 02:00:12 PM »
Jordan for President

Mike for Vice President
James for Secretary of State
John M for Presiden of the Supreme Court
John P for Minister of Lost Souls
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2011, 02:06:23 PM »
Hopefully this doesn't spawn would-be copy-cats who put their lives in danger around Jordan in the hopes that he will save them... :lol

I wonder if said "dude" knows who Jordan is, or is a fan of DT? If not, will he be now? Hmmm... :lol

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I can just see JR going around, saving lives to promote the band and the new album.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2011, 02:18:28 PM »
I can just see JR going around, saving lives to promote the band and the new album.

And, of course, his almighty apps  ;D

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2011, 02:24:47 PM »
Hopefully this doesn't spawn would-be copy-cats who put their lives in danger around Jordan in the hopes that he will save them... :lol

I wonder if said "dude" knows who Jordan is, or is a fan of DT? If not, will he be now? Hmmm... :lol

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I can just see JR going around, saving lives to promote the band and the new album.

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« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2011, 02:34:35 PM »
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2011, 02:39:20 PM »
He poured his soul into the water just to save him

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« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2011, 02:40:51 PM »
That rules... so much. Wish I could go a' boatin'.

But I wouldn't go on a boat alone if I couldn't swim.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2011, 02:47:09 PM »
Cool story.  Cool fan reactions. 

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2011, 03:02:58 PM »
The real question is,  Was that person swimming in a lake of fire?

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« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2011, 03:05:34 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2011, 03:16:56 PM »
The real question is,  Was that person swimming in a lake of fire?

Too late pal...

He found him "swimming in a lake of fire"!
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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2011, 03:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Charlie Dominici on FB
‎..from the Huron Daily Tribune; It has now been discovered that Mr Rudess had been playing a solo on his Morphwiz and the notes were being played so fast that they caused a vortex in the water that nearly swallowed up and capsized a nearby boater.Mr Rudess would have been charged with "wreckless keyboard playing" if not for the fact that he saved the boater from drowning. Compete story on the next DT album.

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Re: Jordan just saved someones life
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2011, 03:41:05 PM »
JR used his beard to pull the drowning person to safety.

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« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2011, 04:18:51 PM »
Good thing the swimmer didn't pull him under...