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Offline tjanuranus

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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2011, 12:34:40 AM »
Ok this is great. Infallible proof they say! LAWL.

https://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/proof/proof.html
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2011, 03:21:40 AM »
Quote from: tjanuranus on May 20, 2011, 12:34:40 AM
Ok this is great. Infallible proof they say! LAWL.

https://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/proof/proof.html

And people think I'm crazy for believing in pesher...that was some good stuff.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2011, 05:08:37 AM »
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We are laying my mom's remains to rest.  A very sad day for me, but it will give our family closure.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2011, 05:35:36 AM »
Studying for an exam on the 24th.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2011, 07:31:42 AM »
i think i will watch me some hockey.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2011, 12:45:22 PM »
Yardwork pretty much all day or until my body has no more energy.   Then I will be making my kid clean his room and study for finals.  My wife will be at Hershey Park riding roller coasters.  How did I agree to that.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2011, 12:55:03 PM »
Quote from: Durg on May 20, 2011, 12:45:22 PM
Yardwork pretty much all day or until my body has no more energy.   Then I will be making my kid clean his room and study for finals.  My wife will be at Hershey Park riding roller coasters.  How did I agree to that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2011, 12:58:31 PM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on May 20, 2011, 12:55:03 PM
Quote from: Durg on May 20, 2011, 12:45:22 PM
Yardwork pretty much all day or until my body has no more energy.   Then I will be making my kid clean his room and study for finals.  My wife will be at Hershey Park riding roller coasters.  How did I agree to that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo

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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2011, 12:59:47 PM »
House cleaning and yardwork  :tdwn
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2011, 01:18:31 PM »
There is a part of me that does think it could happen tomorrow. But it's really borne from the fact that I believe it could happen at any time, if it were to happen (undecided if the Rapture is biblical).
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #45 on: May 20, 2011, 01:39:15 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on May 20, 2011, 01:18:31 PM
There is a part of me that does think it could happen tomorrow. But it's really borne from the fact that I believe it could happen at any time, if it were to happen (undecided if the Rapture is biblical).

I know what you mean.  I'm ready.  I'm really glad my riding lawn mower shuts off when no weight is on the seat. 
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2011, 04:28:01 PM »
He must be a DT fan. To look so deeply into nothing and come out with something. That's a great achievement.

I don't like how the guy takes donations and stuff and profiting from religion. He mustn't have read into the Bible that deep after all it does say that no man knows such time.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2011, 08:50:24 PM »
Seeing Symphony X.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2011, 10:32:05 PM »
Filling some blow up dolls with helium and releasing at the appropriate moment.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #49 on: May 20, 2011, 11:34:28 PM »
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #50 on: May 20, 2011, 11:53:08 PM »
I'm going to be working in the morning/early afternoon and then drinking with some friends to celebrate. Going to be fun.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2011, 02:17:17 AM »
I listened to Blackened a few times.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2011, 02:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Durg on May 20, 2011, 01:39:15 PM
Quote from: Jamesman on May 20, 2011, 01:18:31 PM
There is a part of me that does think it could happen tomorrow. But it's really borne from the fact that I believe it could happen at any time, if it were to happen (undecided if the Rapture is biblical).
I'm really glad my riding lawn mower shuts off when no weight is on the seat. 
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2011, 02:28:13 AM »
Planning to sacrifice a goat to satan and some pagan gods.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #54 on: May 21, 2011, 02:54:06 AM »
So, any sight of Jesus yet?
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #55 on: May 21, 2011, 04:26:11 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on May 21, 2011, 02:54:06 AM
So, any sight of Jesus yet?

Yeah, he brought me some mexican takeout last night after I got off work.

What I wanna know is who this "hayzuse" guy is that I keep hearing about.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #56 on: May 21, 2011, 05:34:13 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on May 19, 2011, 04:54:11 AM
I'm playing a show at a Christian coffee house Saturday night, so if the end really does happen, I'll be in good shape.  :tup
In the spirit of the day, we've decided to open our show tonight with R.E.M.'s "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #57 on: May 21, 2011, 06:08:24 AM »
I masturbated on judgment day.  Well, that counts me out. :lol
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #58 on: May 21, 2011, 09:16:08 AM »
Are we dead yet?
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #59 on: May 21, 2011, 09:23:17 AM »
AAAAH IT BURNS!

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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #60 on: May 21, 2011, 09:26:40 AM »
So I guess this means that emin is... dead?

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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #61 on: May 21, 2011, 10:46:08 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on May 21, 2011, 05:34:13 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on May 19, 2011, 04:54:11 AM
I'm playing a show at a Christian coffee house Saturday night, so if the end really does happen, I'll be in good shape.  :tup
In the spirit of the day, we've decided to open our show tonight with R.E.M.'s "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"

I have a question, how does one make Christian coffee?
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #62 on: May 21, 2011, 10:46:56 AM »
Quote from: sonatafanica on May 21, 2011, 10:46:08 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on May 21, 2011, 05:34:13 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on May 19, 2011, 04:54:11 AM
I'm playing a show at a Christian coffee house Saturday night, so if the end really does happen, I'll be in good shape.  :tup
In the spirit of the day, we've decided to open our show tonight with R.E.M.'s "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"

I have a question, how does one make Christian coffee?

...holy water.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #63 on: May 21, 2011, 11:02:03 AM »
lol
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #64 on: May 21, 2011, 11:02:26 AM »
ahhhhhhh


but srs today i am drawing a bunch of demons for a project so that will be cool
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #65 on: May 21, 2011, 11:16:40 AM »
Quote from: sonatafanica on May 21, 2011, 10:46:08 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on May 21, 2011, 05:34:13 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on May 19, 2011, 04:54:11 AM
I'm playing a show at a Christian coffee house Saturday night, so if the end really does happen, I'll be in good shape.  :tup
In the spirit of the day, we've decided to open our show tonight with R.E.M.'s "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"

I have a question, how does one make Christian coffee?
The use, "Chock full of nuts"
Its the heavenly coffee. "better coffee a millionaires, money can't buy". :angel:
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #66 on: May 21, 2011, 01:38:12 PM »
Justifying violence, citing from the holy book...I'm listening to that song.
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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #67 on: May 21, 2011, 01:45:41 PM »
Posting this from heaven, I got raptured suckas.

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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #68 on: May 21, 2011, 01:45:52 PM »
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/21/rapture-2011-may-21-doomsday-predictions_n_865007.html#s281519&title=1806_

Doomsday predictions from around the world. First one is totally fucked up, pushing an egg back into a chicken, wtf.

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Re: What are you doing on judgement day?
« Reply #69 on: May 21, 2011, 01:46:20 PM »
Quote from: tjanuranus on May 20, 2011, 12:34:40 AM
Ok this is great. Infallible proof they say! LAWL.

https://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/proof/proof.html

I like how this site is now offline. :lol
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