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I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
« on: May 14, 2011, 09:04:52 PM »
Basically, I just use a load of profanity and complain about movies:

https://ifuckinghatemovies.blogspot.com/
« Last Edit: May 20, 2011, 06:20:39 PM by AcidRainLTE »
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2011, 09:08:40 PM »
In your case, then, never has this been more accurate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2LpJAD5AqQ
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2011, 09:09:49 PM »
I haven't even read it yet, but I already like it
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2011, 09:10:02 PM »
It didn't take working in a movie theater (NOT a cinema) for very long to ruin them for you. :lol
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2011, 09:13:51 PM »
I like how, for Limitless, you called the guy Douche2 and never mentioned him again. :lol
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2011, 09:19:06 PM »
:lol

Posted a new blog :neverusethis:
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2011, 09:19:45 PM »
best review blog ever???? yes
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2011, 09:26:03 PM »
:clap:
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2011, 09:27:18 PM »
I love it already
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2011, 09:29:16 PM »
I should probably stop writing blogs and go to bed. I keep noticing typos all over the place :lol
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2011, 09:32:03 PM »
Quote from: AcidRainLTE on May 14, 2011, 09:29:16 PM
I should probably stop writing blogs and go to bed. I keep noticing typos all over the place :lol

I started reading it without paying much attention to who started the thread, I noticed some british words and saw that it was you, I then finished reading it in Sean Connery's voice.
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Re: But a really pissed off Ricky Gervais, is what I'm saying
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2011, 09:34:10 PM »
Quote from: Adami on May 14, 2011, 09:32:03 PM
Quote from: AcidRainLTE on May 14, 2011, 09:29:16 PM
I should probably stop writing blogs and go to bed. I keep noticing typos all over the place :lol

I started reading it without paying much attention to who started the thread, I noticed some british words and saw that it was you, I then finished reading it in Sean Connery's voice.

Ricky Gervais, here.
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2011, 09:34:49 PM »
Pros:
I threw some sweets at a girl in the cinema who wouldn't shut up and she didn't know it was me

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Re: But a really pissed off Ricky Gervais, is what I'm saying
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2011, 09:38:06 PM »
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 14, 2011, 09:34:10 PM
Quote from: Adami on May 14, 2011, 09:32:03 PM
Quote from: AcidRainLTE on May 14, 2011, 09:29:16 PM
I should probably stop writing blogs and go to bed. I keep noticing typos all over the place :lol

I started reading it without paying much attention to who started the thread, I noticed some british words and saw that it was you, I then finished reading it in Sean Connery's voice.

Ricky Gervais, here.

Trying that now.


EDIT: Ricky works fine, but Patrick Stewart in a very calm almost provocative voice is better.
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2011, 09:38:36 PM »
Quote from: ZBomber on May 14, 2011, 09:34:49 PM
Pros:
I threw some sweets at a girl in the cinema who wouldn't shut up and she didn't know it was me

 :lol

That's brilliant. :rollin
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2011, 09:39:10 PM »
That actually happened.

"WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT?!"
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Re: Sorry for keeping you up, God, but you need to insult Vin Diesel some more!
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2011, 09:42:15 PM »
Quote from: Adami on May 14, 2011, 09:38:06 PM
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 14, 2011, 09:34:10 PM
Quote from: Adami on May 14, 2011, 09:32:03 PM
Quote from: AcidRainLTE on May 14, 2011, 09:29:16 PM
I should probably stop writing blogs and go to bed. I keep noticing typos all over the place :lol

I started reading it without paying much attention to who started the thread, I noticed some british words and saw that it was you, I then finished reading it in Sean Connery's voice.

Ricky Gervais, here.

Trying that now.


EDIT: Ricky works fine, but Patrick Stewart in a very calm almost provocative voice is better.

Every time I try that, I always lapse into a tired and cranky Morgan Freeman.
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2011, 10:50:50 PM »
Every pro is going to include "i didn't pay for it"
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2011, 01:11:20 AM »
The first thing that came to mind was this: "Everybody loves a cinematic adventure. You never ask someone if they want to go see a movie and they say, 'Fuck that and fuck you.'" - Dane Cook


Will you also be doing old movies?
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2011, 02:43:09 AM »
Best blog yet. Looking forward to more entries!
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2011, 03:37:33 AM »
Meh, not personally a fan of fillling a blog with profanity; mildly amusing at first but it'll get old quickly.
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2011, 03:52:38 AM »
Quote from: blackngold29 on May 15, 2011, 01:11:20 AM
Will you also be doing old movies?
I will be! I will probably be doing more new films than old though. That's just because I work in a cinema and get to see free films when ever I want though.

Quote from: ariich on May 15, 2011, 03:37:33 AM
Meh, not personally a fan of fillling a blog with profanity; mildly amusing at first but it'll get old quickly.
Shut the fuck up.
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2011, 04:02:48 AM »
Im loving this blog  :lol
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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2011, 04:03:56 AM »
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2011, 04:08:40 AM »
Since I don't have a huge amount of material right now, I'm going to use my day off on Wednesday to see all the bad films that are showing at the cinema.
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2011, 05:01:29 AM »
I love the title. Regardless of anything else, that is my new favourite title. I have decided, based on the title, that I will subscribe to it even if it turns out to be complete horseshit.

That is how to sell a blog in four words.
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« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2011, 05:07:22 AM »
"Pros:     I had my phone so I could play Robot Unicorn Attack every now and again"
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2011, 05:29:19 AM »
Quote from: ariich on May 15, 2011, 03:37:33 AM
Meh, not personally a fan of fillling a blog with profanity; mildly amusing at first but it'll get old quickly.
This, not for me personally, but good luck with it.  :tup
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2011, 10:38:15 AM »
Quote from: ariich on May 15, 2011, 03:37:33 AM
Meh, not personally a fan of fillling a blog with profanity; mildly amusing at first but it'll get old quickly.

What kind of British person are you?!
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2011, 11:29:37 AM »
Quote from: ariich on May 15, 2011, 03:37:33 AM
Meh, not personally a fan of fillling a blog with profanity; mildly amusing at first but it'll get old quickly.

Tell us what you really think, Rich :lol
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2011, 06:13:07 PM »
Quote from: ariich on May 15, 2011, 03:37:33 AM
it'll get old quickly.

We'll make sure it won't.
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2011, 06:21:40 PM »
Rich is going to get old quickly.

Anyway, I'm going to the cinema to watch a bunch of films on Wednesday so I'm going to make sure I see a bad one.

I'm going to try and watch a film that I own before then but I'm not promising anything (SO MUCH WORK RIGHT NOW!).
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« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2011, 06:36:10 PM »
Quote from: AcidRainLTE on May 15, 2011, 06:21:40 PM
Rich is going to get old quickly.

Anyway, I'm going to the cinema to watch a bunch of films on Wednesday so I'm going to make sure I see a bad one.

I'm going to try and watch a film that I own before then but I'm not promising anything (SO MUCH WORK RIGHT NOW!).

A lengthy Transformers 2 review would be nice.
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #33 on: May 15, 2011, 06:43:12 PM »
I still haven't seen that film so I'll try and watch it some time this week! Thanks for the suggestion.

I'm going to start taking notes while I'm watching the films so I can remember everything that made them suck after the film has finished.
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« Reply #34 on: May 15, 2011, 09:28:58 PM »
I love this! :lol
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