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On My Way To Work....
« on: April 25, 2011, 01:34:28 PM »
I was waiting at a stoplight, and a BMW pulled up next to me with a well dressed middle aged couple in it.  The wife was in the passenger seat, and clearly in her hand was a pamphlet with a scantily clad woman on it advertising for the Gold Club, a well known strip bar in San Fransisco.

So DTF, what I ask of you, is, speculate on what was going on...
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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2011, 01:47:23 PM »
dropping the wife at work?
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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2011, 01:50:00 PM »
She was checking out the brochure to determine whether or not it would be a worthwhile part-time job, since they can barely afford their BMW She's an attention whore?
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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2011, 02:08:55 PM »
Trust me, she wouldn't have made much money in that occupation.
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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2011, 02:48:20 PM »
was she reading it? or wildly swinging it wanting to know why her husband had it in the car to begin with
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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2011, 02:55:36 PM »
She had it casually in her hand, and wasn't even looking at it.  If it was facing the other way, I wouldn't have even noticed it.


(pretty funny image, though...."Goddammit you fucking piece of shit, am I not enough for you!!!")
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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2011, 03:04:06 PM »
Golf Digest, Cigar Aficionado, Penthouse, why don't you ever have my magazines on hand?
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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2011, 02:50:27 PM »
investment opportunity.
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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2011, 03:01:37 PM »
looking for their run-away slut of a daughter
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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2011, 03:08:53 PM »
Quote from: DTVT on April 28, 2011, 03:01:37 PM
looking for their run-away slut of a daughter

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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2011, 03:21:06 PM »
She's the graphic designer who made the brochure.
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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2011, 03:22:35 PM »
Quote from: DTVT on April 28, 2011, 03:01:37 PM
looking for their run-away slut of a daughter

"Glitter, honey, come down off of that pole this instant!"
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Re: Poor baby...
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2011, 03:30:20 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on April 28, 2011, 03:22:35 PM
Quote from: DTVT on April 28, 2011, 03:01:37 PM
looking for their run-away slut of a daughter

"Glitter, honey, come down off of that pole this instant!"

"Mo-o-m! You never let me strip for strange men! And while I'm working here, my name is Glitter, it's Amy!"
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Re: On My Way To Work....
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2011, 03:36:36 PM »
Quote from: DTVT on April 28, 2011, 03:01:37 PM
looking for their run-away slut of a daughter
Nice.
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