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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #105 on: April 17, 2011, 02:30:16 PM »
Guess who's traveling 2 and half hours (each way) tonight to go see a certain movie with his friends  ;D
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #106 on: April 17, 2011, 02:34:18 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-8FJ5D7UEo

(especially from 1:30 on)

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #107 on: April 17, 2011, 06:26:10 PM »
My votes :

1.Freddy Got Fingered

2.American Pie 3


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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #108 on: April 17, 2011, 06:34:55 PM »
My votes :

1.Freddy Got Fingered

2.American Pie 3



American Wedding is far from the worse movie. It's not even the worse movie in the American Pie series.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #109 on: April 17, 2011, 06:39:39 PM »
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #110 on: April 17, 2011, 06:44:45 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-8FJ5D7UEo

(especially from 1:30 on)

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #111 on: April 19, 2011, 09:01:53 AM »
I saw Megashark vs Giant octopus, and I gotta say... I was really disappointed.  It was just bad.  Not even the funny bad.  Just boring and bad.
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« Reply #112 on: April 19, 2011, 09:04:17 AM »
Are you telling me that seeing the soldier on duty with the plastic shades and popped collar didn't entertain you? Because, I mean it's details like that which really make the film utterly brilliant.






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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #113 on: April 19, 2011, 09:46:52 AM »
If by "worst" you meant "best" then yes  :tup

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« Reply #114 on: April 19, 2011, 10:55:08 AM »
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #115 on: April 19, 2011, 02:17:38 PM »
lol hey now!  I got a few laughs out of it for sure.  But if you are going to name a move Megashark vs Giant Octupus, that shit has to be incredible.  I did enjoy how easily the Asian guy got into blondie's pants though. 

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #116 on: April 19, 2011, 04:46:38 PM »
Are you implying that the Megashark taking a bite of an Airplane at cruising height wasn't incredible? And are you also implying that the Sean Connery wannabe's constantly changing accent wasn't the best voice acting of all time?
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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« Reply #117 on: April 19, 2011, 05:08:29 PM »
You have to understand.  That movie was trying too hard to be a bad movie.  Movies you laugh at because they are so bad that make them good, should be a natural thing.  Like The Room.  Wiseau tried so F'n hard to make a good film.  He was totally serious about it.  And because he tried so hard and was so serious, we find it extremely funny. 

Megashark was trying too hard.  It was so over the top outrageous.  Like the shark taking out that airplane.  Like outrageously bad and funny would be the scene in Piranha (the original) when the fish jumps out of the lake and latches onto the guys nose.  Or when you can see the wires and sticks attached to them.

Megashark was funnily bad, but you could tell that's exactly how they were trying to make the movie.   
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« Reply #118 on: April 19, 2011, 05:10:39 PM »
It's hard to enjoy a film that is trying to be bad, because it just feels so calculated and crass.  Whereas with a film like The Room, the obvious passion and personal investment makes its utter failure truly compelling.  And hilarious.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #119 on: April 19, 2011, 05:12:54 PM »
Or Birdemic, where every interview with the director instantly disproves everyone's immediate "no, there's no way this guy is serious" reaction.

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« Reply #120 on: April 19, 2011, 05:15:10 PM »
Birdemic's another great example.  The guy tries so hard to make a movie that brings up serious (albeit, a little skewed) points about a cause he's passionate about.  But it's executed terribly.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #121 on: April 19, 2011, 07:22:56 PM »
I have to see this movie.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #122 on: April 19, 2011, 08:20:32 PM »
Anyone seen Thankskilling?

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #123 on: April 19, 2011, 10:04:55 PM »
I get almost all of my bad movies from mst3k. Mostly because I could never make it through one of them without the commentary.

Unless it's just a so-bad-it's-hilarious type like The Room. Or, from the sound of it, Thankskilling.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #124 on: April 20, 2011, 02:04:32 AM »
Birdemic's another great example.  The guy tries so hard to make a movie that brings up serious (albeit, a little skewed) points about a cause he's passionate about.  But it's executed terribly.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #125 on: April 20, 2011, 02:06:40 AM »
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #126 on: April 21, 2011, 11:53:30 AM »
At work today I thought about that scene where they're shooting directly at the bus and completely lost it.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #127 on: April 21, 2011, 12:48:38 PM »
I love that scene. The bit where they "die" from having acid spat on them is just amazing.