Does it involve time travel and adventure?
That shit is boring.
Anyway, the story goes like this:
One day, I went to go make a sandwich and I discovered there was only one slice of my seeded bread left. I felt like killing myself and taking everyone else with me. Thankfully, I discovered half a baguette and an idea popped into my head. I thought to myself: "WHAT IF I GO DOWN TO THE SHOP AND BUY SOME MORE BREAD?!". The end.