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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #35 on: April 08, 2011, 10:37:25 PM »
You can all laugh, but you don't know how close we came to being the official Thundersword forums on 4/1.  RB just won out by a nose in the voting.
We can still do it!
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« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2011, 10:43:56 PM »
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« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2011, 10:44:33 PM »
You can all laugh, but you don't know how close we came to being the official Thundersword forums on 4/1.  RB just won out by a nose in the voting.
We can still do it!
Yes! It's not too late!

Two years of KrotchRaut with nothing but hate towards it, and then this horse shit emerges and nothing but praise galore. I know it's some inside joke, but fuck, what am I doing wrong here?

You're taking this way too seriously.
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« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2011, 10:48:05 PM »
KROTCHRAUT IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS YOU ASS FACE! RORORORO

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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2011, 10:49:13 PM »
KrotchRaut sucks.
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« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2011, 10:51:31 PM »
KROTCHRAUT IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS YOU ASS FACE! RORORORO

MAYBE IF YOU'D HURRY UP AND WRITE THAT SONG ABOUT YOUR DREAM WITH AKERFELDT'S CAT I COULD LOVE YOU AGAIN
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« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2011, 10:51:46 PM »
Protest The Hero sucks harder.

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« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2011, 10:52:39 PM »
I know right? Scurrilous is hardly the album of the year so far.
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« Reply #43 on: April 08, 2011, 10:53:06 PM »
20 MINUTE GRINDCORE SONGS ARE HARD TO WRITE WHEN THE GUITARIST IS NEVER AROUND

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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2011, 10:57:55 PM »
I played this song for an old man who had not spoken to his children in years and had a heart hardened by the terrors of war.


He wept at the sheer emotion of this song and immediately called his children to tell them he loved them.



God bless Thundersword.

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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2011, 11:29:43 PM »
You can all laugh, but you don't know how close we came to being the official Thundersword forums on 4/1.  RB just won out by a nose in the voting.
Can't we just move time backwards and have this be the 4/1 theme. It seems pretty simple, right?
Great idea!

brb inventing time travel

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« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2011, 11:41:23 PM »
Ariich, I think that clock you bought would look great above your toilet.

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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2011, 02:38:07 AM »
WOAH! HUGAR HELLINGSTONE IS THE GREATEST VOCALIST EVER  :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal

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« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2011, 03:00:33 AM »
You guys suck.
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« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2011, 03:02:36 AM »
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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2011, 03:34:57 AM »
I played this song for an old man who had not spoken to his children in years and had a heart hardened by the terrors of war.


He wept at the sheer emotion of this song and immediately called his children to tell them he loved them.

God bless Thundersword.

*Zeus bless Thundersword, you mean. 



But I told Hugar of this, and he was so touched by your story that he decided to place the man's children on the preordering list for the special edition box set of the upcoming album, featuring a Vinyl version, a 5 ft replica of the Thunder Sword itself, and a playset of Hugar Hellingstone action figures. 


Godspeed, Hugar.

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« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2011, 03:36:15 AM »
Ay ay ay
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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2011, 04:07:35 AM »
This is amazing. I'm still sad my Thundersword survivor got locked for no apparant reason.

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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #54 on: April 09, 2011, 04:58:15 AM »
Why isn't this band the most famous band in the world yet? It is amazing  :metal :metal :metal

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« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2011, 05:21:19 AM »
THE HELL IS THIS?
I imagined the story to go more like this.

I was sitting a traffic light blaring Space Dye Vest and next to me in another car was Kevin Moore. And I'll never be open again.

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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2011, 06:35:24 AM »
THE HELL IS THIS?
Just a new song by the best band ever.

I think Harry has the lyrics typed out somewhere, maybe he can post them. They are so amazing, really deep and profound yet fitting the dragon theme they have going on.

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« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2011, 06:39:04 AM »
Because of the latest attempts by ex-Dragonforce Singer ZP Theart to introduce Wyverns into Power Metal lyrics, Hugar had to write some epic Dragon lyrics to show what mythical creature is boss.

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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2011, 07:29:32 AM »
This is amazing. I'm still sad my Thundersword survivor got locked for no apparant reason.

You knew it was spam when you posted it and yet you say it was locked for no apparent reason...

That aside the annoying thing was that the spam was leaking out into the rest of the forum, and that's when the lock came in, and the same will happen to this if I see the spam elsewhere again, but for now carry on.
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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2011, 07:37:05 AM »
That was...amazing.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT AHHHHHH

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« Reply #60 on: April 09, 2011, 09:23:36 AM »
That song touched me in places that even my uncle could not get to.

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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #61 on: April 09, 2011, 09:48:42 AM »
This is amazing. I'm still sad my Thundersword survivor got locked for no apparant reason.

You knew it was spam when you posted it and yet you say it was locked for no apparent reason...

That aside the annoying thing was that the spam was leaking out into the rest of the forum, and that's when the lock came in, and the same will happen to this if I see the spam elsewhere again, but for now carry on.

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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #62 on: April 09, 2011, 10:07:54 AM »
Some people in this thread really need to lighten up.

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« Reply #63 on: April 09, 2011, 11:17:08 AM »
That was fucking fantastic. :lol

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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #64 on: April 09, 2011, 01:37:12 PM »
Bloody hell.

Finally tried listening to it, couldn't even make it through a minute. :lol

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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #65 on: April 09, 2011, 01:54:15 PM »
What are you talking about? How did you not like it?!?!?
I AM A GUY
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« Reply #66 on: April 09, 2011, 01:58:54 PM »
Well, he only made it a minute, so he didn't get to hear the legendary piano/accordion interlude.

Listen to the rest of it!
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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #67 on: April 09, 2011, 02:03:01 PM »
what a loser

er, i mean, thundersword sucks!

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« Reply #68 on: April 09, 2011, 02:07:31 PM »
This song is amazing! I can't wait till they release another new song...in 8 years!
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Re: The Thundersword Thread v. New Single out!
« Reply #69 on: April 09, 2011, 02:36:30 PM »
I don't know what makes me a bigger geek, the fact that I belong to a prog forum whose members invent mythical bands and go to the lengths to create songs of those mythical bands, or the fact that the chorus of said song gets stuck in my head for the duration of the night.