I think Wiener could have won if he had gone to the press conference and had said "Thank you, the American people and the news media for being so interested in my marriage. I'm sure you have such a genuine, heartfelt interest in my marriage. In a country where 60% of marriages fail, i'm sure one more added to that would be just great. I would also like to thank the news media who ignored America's failing education system, the horrible economy, the fact that most, if not all, of America's politicians are bought by big corporations and are working against your best interests to make America more profitable for a corporation while your dollar is getting stretched thinner and thinner, I am so glad that we are focusing on the real pressing issue facing this country, my dick. Lastly i want to thank you America for having a sense of priority, thanks for having your heads on straight, it feels good to be raising my children in a country where it is falling apart top to bottom, but the only thing we can talk about is my dick."