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Offline Jamesman42

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My leg is asleep
« on: March 28, 2011, 07:51:44 PM »
I hate that feeling

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 07:53:50 PM »
Terrible feeling. My sister loves it for some reason...
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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 07:54:47 PM »
my leg is asleep too


and by leg i mean dick








wait a second that didnt even make any sense

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2011, 07:55:17 PM »
1. Sit on your arm 'till it falls asleep
2. Give yourself "The Stranger"
3. ? ? ?
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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2011, 07:58:25 PM »
Yeah this scene kid back in high school loved it, too.


What is "The Stranger"?

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2011, 08:03:09 PM »
Think about all the things you could do with a hand you can't feel. It's called the stranger. :lol
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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2011, 08:03:52 PM »
Annoying as hell.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2011, 08:04:08 PM »
Do awesome things with your leg.

Like running a marathon.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2011, 08:05:17 PM »
Irritating, but not as bad as that feeling when your foot cramps up when you curl it and it hurts and it won't stop. Am I the only person this happens to?
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Re: It's basically the Inception of handjobs
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2011, 08:06:23 PM »
The "Stranger" is when you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you jack off, so it feels like a handjob from someone else.

"Stranger on the rocks" is the same thing, but you numb your hand in ice, so it's all cold on your Johnson.

My favorite, the "Strangers on the rocks in the night", is when you and a friend do a stranger on the rocks to each other, so it's like getting a handjob from someone else from someone else.
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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2011, 08:06:57 PM »
Irritating, but not as bad as that feeling when your foot cramps up when you curl it and it hurts and it won't stop. Am I the only person this happens to?
Happens to me all the time on both feet on the instep of the sole.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2011, 08:08:38 PM »
I don't really mind the feeling that much.  Though I do typically try to avoid it.

Irritating, but not as bad as that feeling when your foot cramps up when you curl it and it hurts and it won't stop. Am I the only person this happens to?

Nope, though I find that grabbing your toes and bending them back into normal position and holding them there fixes the problem the majority of the time.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2011, 08:08:54 PM »
Every time I sit indian style on the floor with my friends kids I lose the feeling in both legs.  I flop like the fish in the Faith No More video.
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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2011, 08:11:01 PM »
Irritating, but not as bad as that feeling when your foot cramps up when you curl it and it hurts and it won't stop. Am I the only person this happens to?
Fucking hell. That has to be one of the most ungodly painful things I've ever experienced. It doesn't go away for several minutes.
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Re: It's basically the Inception of handjobs
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2011, 08:11:21 PM »
The "Stranger" is when you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you jack off, so it feels like a handjob from someone else.

"Stranger on the rocks" is the same thing, but you numb your hand in ice, so it's all cold on your Johnson.

My favorite, the "Strangers on the rocks in the night", is when you and a friend do a stranger on the rocks to each other, so it's like getting a handjob from someone else from someone else.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2011, 08:11:52 PM »
 I flop like the fish in the Faith No More video.
I found that insanely funny for some reason.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2011, 08:11:58 PM »
Irritating, but not as bad as that feeling when your foot cramps up when you curl it and it hurts and it won't stop. Am I the only person this happens to?

This happened when I saw Limitless last week. With a girl. Ugh.
The "Stranger" is when you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you jack off, so it feels like a handjob from someone else.

"Stranger on the rocks" is the same thing, but you numb your hand in ice, so it's all cold on your Johnson.

My favorite, the "Strangers on the rocks in the night", is when you and a friend do a stranger on the rocks to each other, so it's like getting a handjob from someone else from someone else.

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Re: It's basically the Inception of handjobs
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2011, 08:12:24 PM »
The "Stranger" is when you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you jack off, so it feels like a handjob from someone else.

"Stranger on the rocks" is the same thing, but you numb your hand in ice, so it's all cold on your Johnson.

My favorite, the "Strangers on the rocks in the night", is when you and a friend do a stranger on the rocks to each other, so it's like getting a handjob from someone else from someone else.

My POTY nomination

Seconded.
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Re: I usually hit a POTY nomination by March 25!
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2011, 08:22:01 PM »
The "Stranger" is when you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you jack off, so it feels like a handjob from someone else.

"Stranger on the rocks" is the same thing, but you numb your hand in ice, so it's all cold on your Johnson.

My favorite, the "Strangers on the rocks in the night", is when you and a friend do a stranger on the rocks to each other, so it's like getting a handjob from someone else from someone else.

My POTY nomination

Seconded.

March 28th? Fucking Hell, I must be losing my touch.
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Re: I usually hit a POTY nomination by March 25!
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2011, 08:22:56 PM »
The "Stranger" is when you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you jack off, so it feels like a handjob from someone else.

"Stranger on the rocks" is the same thing, but you numb your hand in ice, so it's all cold on your Johnson.

My favorite, the "Strangers on the rocks in the night", is when you and a friend do a stranger on the rocks to each other, so it's like getting a handjob from someone else from someone else.

My POTY nomination

Seconded.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2011, 08:40:12 PM »
Irritating, but not as bad as that feeling when your foot cramps up when you curl it and it hurts and it won't stop. Am I the only person this happens to?
Fucking hell. That has to be one of the most ungodly painful things I've ever experienced. It doesn't go away for several minutes.

I've also had that in my neck couple time. Once in my back as well. It sucked.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2011, 08:54:31 PM »
I really wanna try The Stranger while reading a LHK post.

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« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2011, 09:01:12 PM »
I really wanna try The Stranger while reading a LHK post.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2011, 09:37:00 PM »
1. Sit on your arm 'till it falls asleep
2. Give yourself "The Stranger"
3. ? ? ?
4. PROFIT

OMG, I can't believe I've never thought of this.  I guess it's because the only time my arm is asleep is after I wake up after sleeping on it all night.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2011, 12:06:12 AM »
There are worse feelings, but I definitely don't love it.
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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2011, 12:17:48 AM »
Sometimes it just downright hurts. Not good.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2011, 12:18:56 AM »
I always thought it was a pretty cool feeling. I dont intentionally do it, but its fun when it happens.
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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2011, 12:29:49 AM »
I think it tickles. I sometimes make my foot/leg fall asleep.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2011, 12:33:42 AM »
I think it tickles. I sometimes make my foot/leg fall asleep.

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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2011, 08:19:20 AM »
Try and scare your leg my yelling...WAKE UP!!! This will usually do the...oh wait...that's the hiccups....nevermind.
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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2011, 09:20:28 AM »
My 3rd leg is taking a nap at the moment.  :neverusethis:
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Re: My leg is asleep
« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2011, 09:42:20 AM »
My leg is asleep
You'd better wake it up now, or it will be up all night.
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