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Offline ricky

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #70 on: March 20, 2011, 05:40:55 PM »
like your avatar.

who said it has to?
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2011, 07:26:16 PM »
I fail to see what that has to do with Jackie or her vagina.

Because it's not......... Shallow?
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #72 on: March 20, 2011, 07:55:19 PM »
The best part of this is that it reminds me of a banned user on the other forum I frequent and moderate. We think she was either just an epic troll or someone with a lot of psychological and behavioral issues.

Anyway, she would often post about things she'd shove up her vagina, like chocolate and popcorn. Like, that's seriously what she'd talk about. I'm not kidding/exaggerating/trolling.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #73 on: March 20, 2011, 07:56:29 PM »
Sounds like a classy lady.
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #74 on: March 20, 2011, 10:47:21 PM »
Vagina stuffing. Now that's some class.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #75 on: March 20, 2011, 11:29:03 PM »
Oh, you guys.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #76 on: March 20, 2011, 11:29:35 PM »
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #77 on: March 20, 2011, 11:29:49 PM »
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Seriously though, I'm so smart! Also, hiya Jacks! How ya been?
« Reply #78 on: March 20, 2011, 11:50:12 PM »
I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!

I kept on saying that if we as a forum became chauvinistic enough, we'd collapse in on ourselves and turn into a black hole powerful enough to suck Jackie back to chastise us, and it worked! I'm a genius!

I'm gonna go Photoshop some pictures of Steve Irwin getting assfucked by kangaroos and see if I can get Blob back here, too! BRB, mates!
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #79 on: March 20, 2011, 11:57:43 PM »
Glad to see you make an appearance Jackie. :)
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #80 on: March 21, 2011, 12:21:23 AM »
Wrong quote.  :facepalm:

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #81 on: March 21, 2011, 12:29:32 AM »
The above post makes absolutely no sense at all.
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #82 on: March 21, 2011, 07:07:13 AM »
Did they find the money in a beaver skinned ham wallet?
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Re: Seriously though, I'm so smart! Also, hiya Jacks! How ya been?
« Reply #83 on: March 21, 2011, 07:29:43 AM »
I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!

I kept on saying that if we as a forum became chauvinistic enough, we'd collapse in on ourselves and turn into a black hole powerful enough to suck Jackie back to chastise us, and it worked! I'm a genius!

I'm gonna go Photoshop some pictures of Steve Irwin getting assfucked by kangaroos and see if I can get Blob back here, too! BRB, mates!

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #84 on: March 21, 2011, 07:31:36 AM »
And if you do, for God's sake, don't start a thread about it, because everyone will come in just to say "trololol, I h8 blob, he likes Jordan".  It got really irritating the last time I posted a blob thread.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #85 on: March 21, 2011, 07:42:20 AM »
as are all the threads about people who've left and may or may not be coming back.
Best just to leave it all alone.

back to the giant cat talk.
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #86 on: March 21, 2011, 08:08:52 AM »
Oh, you guys.

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #87 on: March 21, 2011, 08:25:15 AM »
You said vagina.
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #88 on: March 21, 2011, 08:57:56 AM »
Oh, you guys.

Don't tease us! Are you back?

not sure we can take her back.......though...Vadar was able to be turned back from the Darkside....
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #89 on: March 21, 2011, 05:28:24 PM »
Oh, you guys.
OH. HELL. YES.

Please stay, and save us from our chauvanistic, immatuer selves. :heart

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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #90 on: March 21, 2011, 05:32:10 PM »
Sweet, I knew Jackie couldn't possibly stray away from a discussion about her vagina, WINNING!
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #91 on: March 21, 2011, 05:34:18 PM »
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Re: That's quite a vagina you have there.
« Reply #92 on: March 21, 2011, 07:43:30 PM »
The above post makes absolutely no sense at all.

see last post on 2nd page and a post or 2 above it.