Author Topic: That's quite a vagina you have there. (Read 15592 times)

hefdaddy42 · « **on:** March 19, 2011, 02:55:10 PM »

https://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/womans_remarkable_vagina_hid_5.html

Dimitrius · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2011, 02:57:36 PM »

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Mackaliunas was searched and police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change

pogoowner · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2011, 02:57:58 PM »

Amazing.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2011, 02:58:18 PM »

Well...that's...quite the story you got there.

My god she has got to be fucking loose as hell.

ZBomber · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2011, 02:58:27 PM »

How much heroin was in each bag, though?

Gadough · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2011, 02:59:16 PM »

The word "remarkable" totally makes that headline.

juice · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2011, 02:59:40 PM »

Fiery Winds · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:00:11 PM »

Quote from: ZBomber on March 19, 2011, 02:58:27 PM

How much heroin was in each bag, though?

Depends on the size of the vag, I mean, bag.

Algo Fonix · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:02:13 PM »

Eww, she put money there.

pogoowner · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:03:11 PM »

Looked at her Facebook profile. Her appearance does not surprise me.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:03:30 PM »

This is an appropriate time to say she shoulda stuck it in the pooper

Gadough · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:04:19 PM »

Quote from: pogoowner on March 19, 2011, 03:03:11 PM

Looked at her Facebook profile. Her appearance does not surprise me.

I wonder how many friend requests she'll get in the next few days.

TempusVox · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:05:30 PM »

Does anyone else find that the most disturbing part of that story is that she bothered to cram the twenty-two cents up there? I mean was it two dimes and 2 pennies? Four nickels and two pennies? One dime, two nickels and two pennies? Or how about 2 nickels and 12 pennies? That would impress me the most I think. Oooooo...Better still....one nickel and 17 pennies! Holy Shit!

"What's that Karin?! You got one nickel and 17 pennies up there too?!?! Why you must got some kinda Superpussy!!"

And who was the lucky cop that counted that loose coin into evidence?

lonestar · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:06:06 PM »

Quote from: Algo Fonix on March 19, 2011, 03:02:13 PM

Eww, she put money there.

I always wondered how heroin got on twenty dollar bills, now I know.

Gadough · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:06:57 PM »

Quote from: El TiempoLaVoz on March 19, 2011, 03:05:30 PM

And who was the lucky cop that counted that loose coin into evidence?

...lucky?

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:07:15 PM »

The worst part was, after I shot up with a 55th bag, my veins smelled like fish for days!

icysk8r · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:15:20 PM »

It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

lonestar · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:16:49 PM »

Hey, you guys watch how you talk about my ex-wife, okay.

Sigz · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:18:02 PM »

Quote from: icysk8r on March 19, 2011, 03:15:20 PM

It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

No, it's more like inserting my penis into an average vagina.

glaurung · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:19:11 PM »

Quote from: Sigz on March 19, 2011, 03:18:02 PM

Quote from: icysk8r on March 19, 2011, 03:15:20 PM
It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

No, it's more like inserting my penis into an average vagina.

If that's average I'd love to know what below average is.

inb4 a link to blue waffle

Gadough · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:23:41 PM »

Blue Waffle isn't that bad. It was being passed around my high school for a while, with everyone saying it was the grossest thing they've ever seen. I looked it up and didn't even flinch. I was like, shiiiiiiit, go on *that site we can't mention by name for some inexplicable reason* and on the first page you'll see 10 separate images that are all much worse than Blue Waffle.

Nick · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:27:10 PM »

Heh, Pennsylvania represent.

Volk9 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:29:27 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on March 19, 2011, 03:23:41 PM

Blue Waffle isn't that bad. It was being passed around my high school for a while, with everyone saying it was the grossest thing they've ever seen. I looked it up and didn't even flinch. I was like, shiiiiiiit, go on *that site we can't mention by name for some inexplicable reason* and on the first page you'll see 10 separate images that are all much worse than Blue Waffle.

Never heard of it but now im going to my waffle house to see if they have any.

73109 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:32:27 PM »

Oh shit!!! I am right by here!!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:52:36 PM »

I'd try yodeling for shits and giggles.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #25 on:** March 19, 2011, 04:07:23 PM »

Super Dude · « **Reply #26 on:** March 19, 2011, 04:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 19, 2011, 04:07:23 PM

PlaysLikeMyung · « **Reply #27 on:** March 19, 2011, 04:09:36 PM »

Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2011, 03:27:10 PM

Heh, Pennsylvania represent.

She's closer to you than me

orcus116 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 19, 2011, 04:10:47 PM »

Quote from: El TiempoLaVoz on March 19, 2011, 03:05:30 PM

Does anyone else find that the most disturbing part of that story is that she bothered to cram the twenty-two cents up there? I mean was it two dimes and 2 pennies? Four nickels and two pennies? One dime, two nickels and two pennies? Or how about 2 nickels and 12 pennies? That would impress me the most I think. Oooooo...Better still....one nickel and 17 pennies! Holy Shit!

"What's that Karin?! You got one nickel and 17 pennies up there too?!?! Why you must got some kinda Superpussy!!"

And who was the lucky cop that counted that loose coin into evidence?

They were probably snickering and saying something like "bet I find the remote next".

ricky · « **Reply #29 on:** March 19, 2011, 05:23:30 PM »

um ew?

blackngold29 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 19, 2011, 05:29:23 PM »

I knew a girl in high school who had to go the hospital to get a hot dog removed from her... you get the picture. She was known as "hot dog" after that. Apparently she was quite an amateur.

TheMadgician · « **Reply #31 on:** March 19, 2011, 06:06:04 PM »

Quote from: blackngold29 on March 19, 2011, 05:29:23 PM

I knew a girl in high school who had to go the hospital to get a hot dog removed from her... you get the picture. She was known as "hot dog" after that. Apparently she was quite an amateur.

Did it just generally get stuck? Or did she try to use a frozen one and get her cooter frozen shut?

blackngold29 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 19, 2011, 06:12:27 PM »

Quote from: TheMadgician on March 19, 2011, 06:06:04 PM

Quote from: blackngold29 on March 19, 2011, 05:29:23 PM
I knew a girl in high school who had to go the hospital to get a hot dog removed from her... you get the picture. She was known as "hot dog" after that. Apparently she was quite an amateur.

Did it just generally get stuck? Or did she try to use a frozen one and get her cooter frozen shut?

From what I was told I think it was the first one, she just went too deep. Couldn't say for sure though, thankfully I was not there.

I always wondered what her dad was thinking when they hopped in the car to drive to the hospital.

TheMadgician · « **Reply #33 on:** March 19, 2011, 06:16:12 PM »

She should have just grabbed some chopsticks. Reach in and yank it out. Ain't nothin' but a thing.

Fluffy Lothario · « **Reply #34 on:** March 19, 2011, 06:44:54 PM »

I remember a story when I was at school about a girl who stuck a test tube up there in science class, then sat back down and the glass broke. Had to go to hospital to get the shards removed.

Was probably just one of those stories that goes around, but yeah.

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