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Offline Volk9

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My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« on: March 17, 2011, 10:19:51 AM »
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2011, 10:24:47 AM »
 :lol :clap:
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2011, 11:13:25 AM »
Oh Volk :lol

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2011, 11:38:29 AM »
Careful, this could become a meme  :lol

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2011, 11:44:05 AM »
Best thread ever
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2011, 12:08:39 PM »
Did she like grandpa's snake?  :p
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2011, 01:11:49 PM »
Did she like grandpa's snake?  :p

He's dead :'(

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2011, 01:24:53 PM »
Did she like grandpa's snake?  :p

He's dead :'(


*cough* Awkwaaard...  :\

Just trolling you dub (But yeah, he's dead :'()




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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2011, 01:53:37 PM »
Well, "did" = past tense, so it still works.
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2011, 04:36:18 PM »
Good man, Volk. You're terrifying your Grandmother in order to entertain your friends on the internet. I can't say I disapprove. :lol
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2011, 05:29:51 PM »
I hid a toy snake in my grandmas fridge once.
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2011, 06:57:37 PM »
Don't let her watch Snakes on a Plane.
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2011, 07:11:29 PM »
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2011, 07:38:11 PM »
Don't let her watch Snakes on a Plane.
This is good advice, no matter what your views on snakes are.

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2011, 07:48:48 PM »
Snakes on a Plane is such a great movie. Because it's so bad. Also, dad and I tried to watch SoaP. We were both laughing, enjoying it. Mom, who was sitting there playing solitaire, starts freaking out because there's snakes. We had to stop watching about 40 minutes in.

Fortunately, I saw it opening day in the theater.

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2011, 07:49:15 PM »
 :lol Nice.

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2011, 08:58:44 PM »
SOAP is fucking amazing.

OP video is cool too.

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2011, 08:59:38 PM »
SOAP is fucking amazing.
Yeah it gets rid of so many germs and you are left squeaky clean

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2011, 09:01:47 PM »
ha.




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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2011, 09:13:26 PM »
Snakes on a Plane is such a great movie. Because it's so bad. Also, dad and I tried to watch SoaP. We were both laughing, enjoying it. Mom, who was sitting there playing solitaire, starts freaking out because there's snakes. We had to stop watching about 40 minutes in.

Fortunately, I saw it opening day in the theater.
The entire film can be summed up simply by the version played on TV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2011, 09:22:59 PM »
I love that edit, haha
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2011, 10:18:52 PM »
Without Further Delay...........................


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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2011, 11:39:55 PM »
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2011, 11:43:18 PM »
just wait until she goes to the toilet  :lol

on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2011, 11:57:10 PM »
^^^That...is utterly fucking terrifying.
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2011, 05:07:20 AM »
It looks shooped. I'm not saying it is; it just has that appearance.
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2011, 05:41:07 AM »
Not sure. I don't think it's that uncommon to find a snake in a toilet (though I live in australia). and if you did find one, you might take a pic. seems more likely then someone taking a pic of a normal toilet, then painstakingly shoop all those snake details in.
on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2011, 11:32:42 AM »
Did she like grandpa's snake?  :p

He's dead :'(



Stop crying, you didn't even MEET the guy.....  :\



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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2011, 12:19:52 PM »
Snakes on a Plane is such a great movie. Because it's so bad. Also, dad and I tried to watch SoaP. We were both laughing, enjoying it. Mom, who was sitting there playing solitaire, starts freaking out because there's snakes. We had to stop watching about 40 minutes in.

Fortunately, I saw it opening day in the theater.
The entire film can be summed up simply by the version played on TV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2011, 11:15:50 PM »
One of my old managers had someone come into the theater she was working at and honestly ask her "What's this movie 'Snakes on a Plane' about?"

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2011, 07:38:59 AM »
 :facepalm:
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2011, 09:08:30 AM »
It looks shooped. I'm not saying it is; it just has that appearance.
Uhh, I'm pretty damn sure that's shooped.

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Re: My Grandma Doesnt Like Snakes...
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2011, 12:32:23 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ntn8yfOmIA  :)

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