Author Topic: Another girl across from me in the computer lab. (Read 13798 times)

Orbert · « **Reply #35 on:** March 16, 2011, 02:29:16 PM »

I'm not gonna lie, I usually prefer women without makeup to those with. Maybe a little light makeup to cover a flaw or two, but the whole "painted lady" bullshit does nothing for me. And once that shit starts running down her face, forget it. I just don't see what's attractive about someone who looks like they survived an explosion at a paint factory.

dethklok09 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 16, 2011, 02:56:31 PM »

"sorry to hear about your breakup and all but do you have the answer to number seven?"

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #37 on:** March 16, 2011, 03:21:44 PM »

Tap her on the shoulder lightly...

"Hey... hey... what's wrong?"

"*sniffle* my boyfriend just broke up-" "STOP FUCKING CRYING I AM TRYING TO LEARN, THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU"

Gadough · « **Reply #38 on:** March 16, 2011, 03:30:17 PM »

That's cruel.

dethklok09 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 16, 2011, 04:40:04 PM »

"Hey how's your relationship with so and so."

True Death of Life · « **Reply #40 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:35:02 PM »

IT'S SO EROTIC WHEN YOUR MAKEUP RUNS

Edit: Double ninja'd. A while ago.

TempusVox · « **Reply #41 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:37:18 PM »

*Girl on phone in computer lab* "This guy in my lab keeps staring at me. It's starting to really creep me out."
*Person she is talking too* "What's he doing now?"
*Girl* "It's like he's hanging on my every word. What should I do?"
*Person on phone* "Hang up and call your dad! Do it now!"
*Girl now crying on phone with dad* "Dad he keeps staring at me!"
*Girls dad* "Honey, I'm stuck at work, hang up and call your brother, he's closer to where you are at the moment!"
*Girl tries unsuccesfully to get her brother on the line, rings up dad again* "He didn't answer dad, and this guy is really freaking me out!"
*Dad* "Calm down honey. Give me the address . I'm on my way!"
*Girl recites address* "It's 112337 East 177th street" (which Chino mistakes for her recitation of a credit card)
*Dad* "What's he doing now?"
*Girl, actively weeping* "Still staring at me. I think I need to drop out of this school!"
*Dad* "He's obviously just some wierdo honey, it will be okay."
*Girl* He looks like a prog nerd dad!"
*Dad* "Awww fuck!" Hurry outside, and meet me out front. Call me as soon as you get out of the building, and I'll stay on the phone with you until I get there. In the meantime, I'm going to call the police. Go! Do it now, I'm on my way!"
*Girl grabs her belongings and escapes the freakish stares*

Could have happened that way.

j · « **Reply #42 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:45:20 PM »

Mystery solved, Chino!

-J

ricky · « **Reply #43 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:53:41 PM »

Quote from: El TiempoLaVoz on March 16, 2011, 07:37:18 PM

*Girl on phone in computer lab* "This guy in my lab keeps staring at me. It's starting to really creep me out."
*Person she is talking too* "What's he doing now?"
*Girl* "It's like he's hanging on my every word. What should I do?"
*Person on phone* "Hang up and call your dad! Do it now!"
*Girl now crying on phone with dad* "Dad he keeps staring at me!"
*Girls dad* "Honey, I'm stuck at work, hang up and call your brother, he's closer to where you are at the moment!"
*Girl tries unsuccesfully to get her brother on the line, rings up dad again* "He didn't answer dad, and this guy is really freaking me out!"
*Dad* "Calm down honey. Give me the address . I'm on my way!"
*Girl recites address* "It's 112337 East 177th street" (which Chino mistakes for her recitation of a credit card)
*Dad* "What's he doing now?"
*Girl, actively weeping* "Still staring at me. I think I need to drop out of this school!"
*Dad* "He's obviously just some wierdo honey, it will be okay."
*Girl* He looks like a prog nerd dad!"
*Dad* "Awww fuck!" Hurry outside, and meet me out front. Call me as soon as you get out of the building, and I'll stay on the phone with you until I get there. In the meantime, I'm going to call the police. Go! Do it now, I'm on my way!"
*Girl grabs her belongings and escapes the freakish stares*

Could have happened that way.

a purely hypothetical example?

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #44 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:29:30 PM »

"Hey, I noticed your relationship is falling apart. You may not remember, but I know a thing or two about falling..."

Gadough · « **Reply #45 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:50:20 PM »

fucking lol

Orbert · « **Reply #46 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:52:14 PM »

Quote from: El TiempoLaVoz on March 16, 2011, 07:37:18 PM

*Girl* He looks like a prog nerd dad!"
*Dad* "Awww fuck!" Hurry outside, and meet me out front. Call me as soon as you get out of the building, and I'll stay on the phone with you until I get there. In the meantime, I'm going to call the police.

SnakeEyes · « **Reply #47 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:30:26 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on March 16, 2011, 12:43:05 PM

I still don't understand what she was doing in the computer lab and out of the kitchen to begin with.

Looking for recipes online, hopefully.

edit..

Or, better yet - taking some HOME EC.

Xanthul · « **Reply #48 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:06:09 AM »

Chino, we know you *love* Avatar but you really don't need to start a thread just because she's got the blues.

Gadough · « **Reply #49 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:16:16 PM »

Chino · « **Reply #50 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:21:08 PM »

Quote from: Xanthul on March 17, 2011, 02:06:09 AM

Chino, we know you *love* Avatar but you really don't need to start a thread just because she's got the blues.

Who told you that joke? The Situation?

Gadough · « **Reply #51 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:27:53 PM »

True Death of Life · « **Reply #52 on:** March 17, 2011, 06:52:36 PM »

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 17, 2011, 07:35:39 PM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 16, 2011, 09:29:30 PM

"Hey, I noticed your relationship is falling apart. You may not remember, but I know a thing or two about falling..."

Oh Lord

LCArenas · « **Reply #54 on:** March 17, 2011, 07:42:04 PM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 16, 2011, 09:29:30 PM

"Hey, I noticed your relationship is falling apart. You may not remember, but I know a thing or two about falling..."

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #55 on:** March 17, 2011, 07:51:12 PM »

The most important question has still not been answered:

Quote from: Orbert on March 16, 2011, 11:43:54 AM

So, was she hot?

bosk1 · « **Reply #56 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:00:25 PM »

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on March 17, 2011, 07:35:39 PM

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 16, 2011, 09:29:30 PM
"Hey, I noticed your relationship is falling apart. You may not remember, but I know a thing or two about falling..."
Oh Lord

I just now got that.

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #57 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:38:53 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on March 17, 2011, 08:00:25 PM

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on March 17, 2011, 07:35:39 PM
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 16, 2011, 09:29:30 PM
"Hey, I noticed your relationship is falling apart. You may not remember, but I know a thing or two about falling..."
Oh Lord

I just now got that.

Yeah, I'm good with those stealth puns.

Speaking of, have you given any thought to making me an emote?

bosk1 · « **Reply #58 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:46:59 PM »

Didn't I do that already?

EDIT: I guess I didn't. Okay, fixed. Sometimes, I just don't know where my head is.

wait for it...

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #59 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:07:13 PM »

It's ironic*, bosk. You've made me the happiest guy on the face of the earth, but I can't seem to find a pun for this occasion to use my newfound emote.

*Any chance I could get an Alanis Morrisette emote?

bosk1 · « **Reply #60 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:10:14 PM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 17, 2011, 09:07:13 PM

*Any chance I could get an Alanis Morrisette emote?

Do you know where I can find one? I'd look myself, but I figure you oughta know.

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #61 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:13:27 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on March 17, 2011, 09:10:14 PM

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 17, 2011, 09:07:13 PM
*Any chance I could get an Alanis Morrisette emote?

Do you know where I can find one? I'd look myself, but I figure you oughta know.

And that's why you're the mod.

bosk1 · « **Reply #62 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:17:13 PM »

I'm honored. I don't always get it with both hands. Was it the post, the title, or both?

EDIT: Okay, I'll give you back your identity now.

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #63 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:20:00 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on March 17, 2011, 09:17:13 PM

I'm honored. I don't always get it with both hands. Was it the post, the title, or both?

EDIT: Okay, I'll give you back your identity now.

It was the post. It's always your post, bosk.

bosk1 · « **Reply #64 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:21:40 PM »

lateralus88 · « **Reply #65 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:30:23 PM »

Somebody say my name?

The Degenerate · « **Reply #66 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:49:00 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on March 17, 2011, 09:10:14 PM

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 17, 2011, 09:07:13 PM
*Any chance I could get an Alanis Morrisette emote?

Do you know where I can find one? I'd look myself, but I figure you oughta know.

Alright, that was excellent.

ricky · « **Reply #67 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:50:00 PM »

bösky, i must say you are on a total posting spree.

edit bosky to bösky

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #68 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:57:31 PM »

Bosk1 and LHK should have their own comedy hour which would get stopped after season 1 due to

ZBomber · « **Reply #69 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:11:02 PM »

...herpes.

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Author Topic: Another girl across from me in the computer lab. (Read 13798 times)