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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2011, 02:05:02 PM »
Because you touch yourself at night.

daytime, too.
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #36 on: March 08, 2011, 02:07:14 PM »
Because you touch yourself at night.

daytime, too.

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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #37 on: March 08, 2011, 02:29:57 PM »
I've already gone a year without fapping just to see if I could, but hey, more power to ya.

Just no fapping, or no ejaculating?

Both.

There must've been a butt load of wet dreams that year.

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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #38 on: March 08, 2011, 02:45:03 PM »
No thank you.

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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #39 on: March 08, 2011, 03:36:02 PM »
I don't watch porn that much - at most, three times a week. Usually only once or twice a week. That's not so much that I feel the need to limit myself, so...whatever man.
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #40 on: March 08, 2011, 03:49:45 PM »
I think the people who would actually benefit from this thread are the people that won't admit that they would benefit from this thread. 

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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #41 on: March 08, 2011, 03:58:41 PM »
I've already gone a year without fapping just to see if I could, but hey, more power to ya.

Just no fapping, or no ejaculating?

Both.

How ferocious was the release when you finally did?
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2011, 03:59:22 PM »
Having a girlfriend is a good cure to become porn-free.


Unless she's into that. Which it would be cool.

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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2011, 04:01:42 PM »
I think the people who would actually benefit from this thread are the people that won't admit that they would benefit from this thread. 

I dont see the benefit of this thread for anyone anywhere ever.
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2011, 04:07:50 PM »
I think the people who would actually benefit from this thread are the people that won't admit that they would benefit from this thread.  

I dont see the benefit of this thread for anyone anywhere ever.

If Ted Bundy had a thread like this.... nevermind.
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Re: Or at least as much as can be consciously controlled, namean?
« Reply #45 on: March 08, 2011, 04:25:53 PM »
I've already gone a year without fapping just to see if I could, but hey, more power to ya.

Just no fapping, or no ejaculating?

Both.

WTF. Please elaborate. Why'd you choose to do this?

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Re: Yep
« Reply #46 on: March 08, 2011, 04:36:06 PM »
I've already gone a year without fapping just to see if I could, but hey, more power to ya.

Just no fapping, or no ejaculating?

Both.

How ferocious was the release when you finally did?
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Re: And by 'do something', I mean 'chicks'. Not really.....
« Reply #47 on: March 08, 2011, 04:40:49 PM »
I've already gone a year without fapping just to see if I could, but hey, more power to ya.

Just no fapping, or no ejaculating?

Both.

WTF. Please elaborate. Why'd you choose to do this?

To see if I could, really. Turns out I can. Haven't you ever challenged yourself just to see if you can do something?
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #48 on: March 08, 2011, 04:49:50 PM »
Sure, but wouldn't you rather challenge yourself to something more worthwhile? It's like challenging yourself to only doing right-turns when driving. It's hard,and sure it can be done, but what's the point?

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Re: Imagine that!
« Reply #49 on: March 08, 2011, 05:12:15 PM »
Well, I also wasn't in the best place emotionally at the time. Not gonna lie, there was also a fair bit of self-punishment involved.
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2011, 05:43:48 PM »
I just finished watching some porn, then stumbled into this thread.  :\
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2011, 05:48:07 PM »
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #52 on: March 08, 2011, 06:14:51 PM »
it must have sucked in the old days before internet porn.

magazines and VHS? ghey.

thats all i gotta say.
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #53 on: March 09, 2011, 01:37:44 AM »
I just finished watching some porn, then stumbled into this thread.  :\
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #54 on: March 09, 2011, 01:45:37 AM »
there is nothing wrong with a little ATM now and again. C'mon man.

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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #55 on: March 09, 2011, 01:47:06 AM »
I thought this thread was going to be about days that you forget to masturbate. 


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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #56 on: March 09, 2011, 01:48:09 AM »
I thought this thread was going to be about days that you forget to masturbate. 


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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #57 on: March 09, 2011, 02:40:05 AM »
Try not to masturbate for a month and then go have sex with a beautiful girl. Daaaaaamn...it feels like being virgin again! :hat
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #58 on: March 09, 2011, 03:54:14 AM »
I think the people who would actually benefit from this thread are the people that won't admit that they would benefit from this thread.  
That's what I think would be good.

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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #59 on: March 09, 2011, 04:01:34 AM »
Try not to masturbate for a month and then go have sex with a beautiful girl. Daaaaaamn...it feels like being virgin again! :hat

Yeah, and your load after that month makes you feel like Peter North!  :lol
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #60 on: March 09, 2011, 05:53:05 AM »
 :lol

Anyone remember the feeling when you first ejaculated? Daaaaamn...
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #61 on: March 09, 2011, 08:07:34 AM »
:lol

Anyone remember the feeling when you first ejaculated? Daaaaamn...
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #62 on: March 09, 2011, 08:11:50 AM »
This thread is going places...

...where I'd rather not go :|
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #63 on: March 09, 2011, 08:17:55 AM »
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #64 on: March 09, 2011, 08:25:16 AM »
:lol

Anyone remember the feeling when you first ejaculated? Daaaaamn...

I do, I was 12 years old. When I did it I had never watched porn before. I knew the concept of ejaculating, but never saw a video or pictures of anyone doing it. So when the time finally came I remember kinda freaking out. It was a feeling that made my knees buckle... literally.

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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #65 on: March 09, 2011, 08:38:43 AM »
:lol

Anyone remember the feeling when you first ejaculated? Daaaaamn...

I do, I was 12 years old. When I did it I had never watched porn before. I knew the concept of ejaculating, but never saw a video or pictures of anyone doing it. So when the time finally came I remember kinda freaking out. It was a feeling that made my knees buckle... literally.
I remember just going about, doing my business as usual when suddenly, I got something in my eye...and a straaaaaaange feeling in my boy parts.

...it was beautiful...
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #66 on: March 09, 2011, 08:49:26 AM »
It's for anybody not wanting to view porn. It's not about wank stories. Can this be kept on topic?

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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #67 on: March 09, 2011, 10:28:05 AM »
It's for anybody not wanting to view porn. It's not about wank stories. Can this be kept on topic?

The two go hand in hand.  (pun intended)
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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #68 on: March 09, 2011, 10:54:18 AM »
:lol

Anyone remember the feeling when you first ejaculated? Daaaaamn...

I do, I was 12 years old. When I did it I had never watched porn before. I knew the concept of ejaculating, but never saw a video or pictures of anyone doing it. So when the time finally came I remember kinda freaking out. It was a feeling that made my knees buckle... literally.

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Re: Days porn-free
« Reply #69 on: March 09, 2011, 12:10:48 PM »
Sure, but wouldn't you rather challenge yourself to something more worthwhile? It's like challenging yourself to only doing right-turns when driving. It's hard,and sure it can be done, but what's the point?

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