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Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
« on: March 04, 2011, 07:52:05 AM »
STARING AT BREASTS IS HEALTHY!

I cannot link it (I'm on my phone), but I was on the Fox 25 Boston website and apparently there's a study!

Someone link please!
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2011, 07:55:49 AM »
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 08:09:41 AM »
I'd like to issue a decree:

That in this thread, we endeavor to post "site legal" pictures that help all the males of this forum live long healthy lives. Lowering our chances for heart disease is an important initiative for DTF.  Denise Milani agrees.


Begin the healthy please!
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 08:10:51 AM »
No, really, if that's the case, I will live forever.  I'm very fortunate that Mrs. Cozmo is blessed in this way.  I'm thinking of buying her a shirt that has two big eyes on it, so that I can honestly say I'm looking her in the eyes when I talk to her.


*brilliance*

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

of bewbs.  I second the notion, but it may be difficult to mod.  I think it's worth the effort though, if the mods approve.

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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2011, 08:12:32 AM »


A healthy day to all!
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2011, 08:14:27 AM »
Yes..Sir Cozbreast...difficult to mod indeed.
We are not 5/8 but still even the best intended boob threads don't last long.

but for our hearts boys....our hearts......stay true!
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2011, 08:21:48 AM »
tick, I'm a little confused, the file name says Christina Aguilera.  Who is it?

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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2011, 08:26:52 AM »
And all of a sudden, I feel young and healthy.  :lol
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2011, 08:27:12 AM »
tick, I'm a little confused, the file name says Christina Aguilera.  Who is it?
I have no idea, it was on a Christina Aguilera page.
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2011, 08:29:14 AM »
:lol  Good enough for me.

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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2011, 08:30:11 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Dr. Cozmo's Prescription
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2011, 11:43:42 AM »
On with the healing:


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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2011, 12:27:04 PM »
whoa...that was uplifting.
I feel like a bananna.....
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2011, 12:43:35 PM »
Sure your heart's going to be healthier, but what about all those red hand marks across your face?

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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2011, 12:49:27 PM »
Sure your heart's going to be healthier, but what about all those red hand marks across your face?

You take your chances.




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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2011, 12:49:44 PM »
"Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily."

Am I the only one to see the flaw in this? How many of you guys would stop looking at breasts for five years just because you were part of a "study?" As much as I like the outcome...
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2011, 12:50:43 PM »
Exactly.  Never gonna happen.

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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2011, 12:50:56 PM »
Sure your heart's going to be healthier, but what about all those red hand marks across your face?

You can't get slapped in front of your computer :eyebrows:
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2011, 01:18:45 PM »
This thread makes me feel better.
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2011, 03:30:06 PM »
They call me Doctor Coz
They call me Doctor Coz
(Calling Doctor Coz)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of
(Calling Doctor Coz)

And even though I'm full of sin
In the end you'll let me in
You'll let me through, there's nothin' you can do
You need my lovin' don't you know it's true
So will you please get on your knees
There are no bills, there are no fees
Baby I know what your problem is
The first step of the cure is some boobs... :lol
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2011, 03:59:07 PM »
So very, very true.

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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2011, 01:23:31 AM »
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« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2011, 01:29:47 AM »
Jonno, I cropped the URL so you can use one that won't get you banned. Use this link. https://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t87/Guitarded101/webgirledit.jpg
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« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2011, 01:41:36 AM »
I changed it...But why would I get banned? Is there porn on that site? I didn't really peruse to find out lol

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« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2011, 01:59:46 AM »
Yeah, there is. I checked it out of curiosity, and welp... plenty of naughty-isms going on.
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« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2011, 06:54:47 AM »
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The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.

I'm on it! Well...I've been doing that every day since I was 13 or 14...but I shall continue!
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2011, 07:24:05 AM »
Today I'll probably go to a nice party which will eventually become a boob-fest. Such a healthy event.
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« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2011, 07:57:07 AM »
Take two boobs and call me in the morning.
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« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2011, 08:43:56 AM »
Interesting that they're reporting on this now; I could have sworn that I read this a few months back. Awesome news, though.
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2011, 12:13:50 PM »
my birthday party is a boob event.
I dont' ask for gifts, I simply ask all females who will attend (married, single, boyfriended) to have the "girls" on display. I want them pushed up, and spilling out. The dudes, spouses, boyfriends eagerly encourage their women to display their wares and it's a free for all of teet. And well....owning a hot tub helps to further such shenanigans along after hours.
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2011, 02:40:35 PM »
my birthday party is a boob event.
I dont' ask for gifts, I simply ask all females who will attend (married, single, boyfriended) to have the "girls" on display. I want them pushed up, and spilling out. The dudes, spouses, boyfriends eagerly encourage their women to display their wares and it's a free for all of teet. And well....owning a hot tub helps to further such shenanigans along after hours.
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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2011, 02:57:19 PM »
Although El-J is the only one that would have crossed the line do we need to go over the use of NSWF tags?

Unless the thread title has NSFW in it you can NOT post pictures that are NSFW. You could post a link to the picture and say the link is NSFW, or you could message the topic starter and ask them to include the tags and then post your picture.

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Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2011, 01:27:53 AM »
Bored at work lol