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Who would win in a fight?

John Petrucci
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Russell Allen
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John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« on: February 27, 2011, 03:25:07 PM »


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Who would win this bear fight? :metal
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2011, 03:27:33 PM »
The one with the largest salmon.
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2011, 03:28:01 PM »
I think Rus would win. He's been bearshaped for much longer. Plus I get the impression he's been in a lotta more fights than JP. JP would sit at home practicing instead
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2011, 03:28:02 PM »
Finally someone spelled his damn name correctly!
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2011, 03:39:55 PM »
Yeah, Allen would win.  He just has so much more natural aggression to him.  Petrucci is arguably more built, but Allen can channel rage too easily to lose a bearfight.
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2011, 03:44:43 PM »
No one would win. It would create a new universe with the clash of such powah.
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2011, 05:02:59 AM »
Allen.
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2011, 05:12:10 AM »
Don't forget JP has an axe to work with :)
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2011, 05:30:01 AM »
Quote from: jsem on February 27, 2011, 03:28:01 PM
I think Rus would win. He's been bearshaped for much longer. Plus I get the impression he's been in a lotta more fights than JP. JP would sit at home practicing instead

If anyone can argue with this logic, I'll be very surprised.
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2011, 05:34:03 AM »
I sat next to Russ at a DT show. He seemed like a nice guy. He would kick Johns ass. Its all about eye of the tiger, baby!
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2011, 05:58:46 AM »
Bear Grylls/Kevin Moore
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2011, 07:05:46 AM »
Nah, one lightspeed guitar lick from the Bear and Allen's head would explode.


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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2011, 08:26:12 AM »
They would destroy every forest of the world before we get to know which one wins.

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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2011, 09:39:33 AM »
JP, easy.
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2011, 09:47:22 AM »
This guy

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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2011, 10:35:15 AM »
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I think Allen would win. Hands down
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2011, 11:06:14 AM »
Love this topic.

Just remember, Petrucci is quick with the fingers.  He'd use his speedy appendages to manhandle Allen before the dude even realized they were in a fight.
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2011, 11:12:36 AM »
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They would destroy every forest of the world before we get to know which one wins.

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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2011, 11:00:58 AM »
Depends. Is Allen actually muscular or is there just a lot to him?
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Re: John Petrucci vs. Russell Allen
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2011, 11:27:05 AM »
  I think Petrucci's arm is about the same size as Russell's head.  I'm sure Petrucci would probably break anybody if he hit them hard.
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