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I just have this to say:
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Wait, Two and a Half Men got cancelled?

Where's that one smiley thats cheering and throws his fist in the air or something?

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This interview may represent the best use of 18 minutes in my life ever.

I'm not ashamed to say I've listened to it several times already.  I want an mp3 of it, it's a comedy gold mine of the likes we haven't seen in a long time.  I have hundreds of GB on my compute HD...might as well use some of it.
     

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All you, "OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME!" people in this thread represent what is so FUCKED UP with our society.  What the hell is wrong with you people?  I mean, seriously.  Charlie Sheen isn't someone you should be looking up to.  This isn't the real Charlie Sheen, it's what's happening to someone who is about to fall - and, fall very hard.  I really feel bad for the guy.  Even his own father is saying how sad it is. 

Honestly, anyone who thinks this whole situation is "funny" should be downright ashamed of themself. 
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Who said anything about looking up to him? He's an adult and if he wants to do all that self destructive shit and clearly not care why should anyone care? It has absolutely no bearing on my life whatsoever.

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Who said anything about looking up to him? He's an adult and if he wants to do all that self destructive shit and clearly not care why should anyone care? It has absolutely no bearing on my life whatsoever.

Did you miss page one of this thread?  Secondly - "why should anyone care?"  Because he's a human being?
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Did you miss page one? Just because people are laughing and not minding doesn't mean they look up to him. No one on here is that dumb, come on.

And unless I interact with someone on a regular basis in my life I don't really care if they engage in self destructive behavior. Plus like I said, he's an adult. He can make his own choices.

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I in no way look up to Charlie Sheen, but that radio bit was funny as hell.
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Okay, I apologize for my rant.  But, I just don't see anything funny about this.  I think it's easy for people on the outside to look at this stuff and laugh, but I can GUARANTEE you that if this were [random DTF member].... Nick's brother (or whoever's brother), none of you people would be laughing about it.  You'd be going off about how "sad" it is and how, "he's in your prayers."  That's all I'm saying. 

But, I'll stop.  Carry on. 
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Most people would have the same amount of apathy, they'd just appear like they really give a shit.

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Okay, I apologize for my rant.  But, I just don't see anything funny about this.  I think it's easy for people on the outside to look at this stuff and laugh, but I can GUARANTEE you that if this were [random DTF member].... Nick's brother (or whoever's brother), none of you people would be laughing about it.  You'd be going off about how "sad" it is and how, "he's in your prayers."  That's all I'm saying. 

But, I'll stop.  Carry on. 

I don't think anyone is laughing at the fact that the man is losing a battle with drug addiction and fame. I think it's the phrases he would use, and the things he said, despite his circumstance.
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Okay, I apologize for my rant.  But, I just don't see anything funny about this.  I think it's easy for people on the outside to look at this stuff and laugh, but I can GUARANTEE you that if this were [random DTF member].... Nick's brother (or whoever's brother), none of you people would be laughing about it.  You'd be going off about how "sad" it is and how, "he's in your prayers."  That's all I'm saying. 

But, I'll stop.  Carry on. 

I don't think anyone is laughing at the fact that the man is losing a battle with drug addiction and fame. I think it's the phrases he would use, and the things he said, despite his circumstance.

This. Some of the stuff he says is hilarious... it just so happens to be he is on drugs.  :lol

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https://www.popeater.com/2011/02/27/charlie-sheen-taking-drug-tests/?icid=maing|main5|dl1|sec3_lnk1|46957

Passed his drug tests, apparently. The problem with that is how little coke takes to get out of your system. He could have sobered up just to take the tests quite easily.
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All you, "OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME!" people in this thread represent what is so FUCKED UP with our society.  What the hell is wrong with you people?  I mean, seriously.  Charlie Sheen isn't someone you should be looking up to.  This isn't the real Charlie Sheen, it's what's happening to someone who is about to fall - and, fall very hard.  I really feel bad for the guy.  Even his own father is saying how sad it is. 

Honestly, anyone who thinks this whole situation is "funny" should be downright ashamed of themself. 

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Here's the way I look at it:  Charlie Sheen is an entertainer.  He just entertained me.  I'd say he's doing his job.
     

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He's gonna be on Good Morning America tomorrow :caffeine:

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He's gonna be on Good Morning America tomorrow :caffeine:

I do not think he will be acting in a similar fashion. In the radio bit, he seemed to making a lot of inside jokes that seemed weird to us because we weren't in on them. I have a feeling he is not as far gone as we all might believe. I hope, for his sake that he is not. :)
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They showed excerpts, I think he will be. He said he's on a drug called Charlie Sheen and nobody else could take it because it would melt their faces off.

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He's gonna be on Good Morning America tomorrow :caffeine:

I do not think he will be acting in a similar fashion. In the radio bit, he seemed to making a lot of inside jokes that seemed weird to us because we weren't in on them. I have a feeling he is not as far gone as we all might believe. I hope, for his sake that he is not. :)

It's not just the radio segment.  When he tells his boss that he's a maggot after the production of his show is suspended, something is clearly wrong.
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Could be with anything though. Obviously it might be just two egos clashing but you can't tell me you've never had a shitty boss before.

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Sometimes I can't help but think that I would love to be Charlie Sheen. Not because I would love to do what he does, but because he doesn't seem to have a worry in the world. He doesn't bang porn stars and strippers then ask, "What kind of effect will this have on my children?" He just goes and does it. And he never gets stressed about it.

It's 100% wrong, sure. But it's probably easier than actually, you know, being caring and competent. :lol

Yeah, except the porn stars say he CAN'T screw them because he's too high or jacked up all the time. Sounds pretty pathetic to me.

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Wait, Two and a Half Men got cancelled?

Where's that one smiley thats cheering and throws his fist in the air or something?

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"Look at that," a passer-by said to a friend. "That guy is really lucky."
"Oh, he's not so lucky," the friend replied. "I'll tell you who's lucky: Charlie Sheen is lucky!"


After a while luck runs out. This guy is a dumbassed joke. 
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If Two and a Half Men is canceled, can someone please give Charlie a reality show?

Brilliant idea. I'd watch that.
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So far folks.  They only canceled the rest of this season.  But the way Charlie is talking, it doesn't sound good.

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So far folks.  They only canceled the rest of this season.

Which is a shame, really; I was quite fond of the story arc they were playing out.
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Could be with anything though. Obviously it might be just two egos clashing but you can't tell me you've never had a shitty boss before.

"I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong."

I think you're giving Charlie Sheen WAAAYYYY too much benefit of the doubt on this one.
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You make me want to be a better person SE.  All your posts have opened my eyes.

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Here's a story and videos from his morning show interviews
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/28/charlie-sheen-on-today-de_n_828993.html


"I am on a drug," Sheen said. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

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"I am on a drug," Sheen said. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
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Charlie a Raiders of the Lost Ark fan I see.
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This is more entertaining than that show ever was :lol