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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #140 on: March 07, 2011, 11:04:56 AM »
I heard Charlie: chipped a warlock fang taking down a Great White.

I find him highly amusing.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #141 on: March 07, 2011, 11:26:30 AM »
Behind Chuck Norris' Beard isnt his chin, it is Charlie Sheen.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #142 on: March 07, 2011, 11:30:18 AM »
Charlie Sheen shoots up with the Adrenalin from Chuck Norris' body.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #143 on: March 07, 2011, 12:04:32 PM »
Quote from: EPICVIEW on March 07, 2011, 11:04:56 AM
I heard Charlie: chipped a warlock fang taking down a Great White.

I find him highly amusing.

Seems he used this quote referring to an argument he had with one of his 'goddesses' , she supposedly left the house friday for a few hours
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #144 on: March 07, 2011, 12:49:15 PM »
Quote from: wkiml on March 07, 2011, 12:04:32 PM
Quote from: EPICVIEW on March 07, 2011, 11:04:56 AM
I heard Charlie: chipped a warlock fang taking down a Great White.

I find him highly amusing.

Seems he used this quote referring to an argument he had with one of his 'goddesses' , she supposedly left the house friday for a few hours

I heard...she is so smoking hot, I left my door open hoping she would wander into my house..LOL
Charlie said he took out his frustrations at the Great White on her, and that he was wrong, she is now safely back at the Sheen compound..LOL
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #145 on: March 07, 2011, 01:03:40 PM »
There used to be a street called Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives... Except for Charlie Sheen's white lines.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #146 on: March 07, 2011, 02:47:35 PM »
It's official.  Charlie Sheen fired.  Winning!

https://www.comingsoon.net/news/tvnews.php?id=75007
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #147 on: March 07, 2011, 03:08:22 PM »
Also official. Charlie Sheen is hiring an intern:

https://cs.internships.com/charlie-sheen-internship/?adly_id=1373351728
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #148 on: March 07, 2011, 03:11:49 PM »
I just applied.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #149 on: March 07, 2011, 03:20:48 PM »
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #150 on: March 07, 2011, 07:31:43 PM »
LOL @ Jason Alexander's long tweet about Charlie today.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #151 on: March 07, 2011, 07:36:03 PM »
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #152 on: March 07, 2011, 07:42:05 PM »
Take the quiz.  Do you party like charlie Sheen?!

https://www.chacha.com/topic/charlie-sheen/quiz/117/do-you-party-like-charlie-sheen


And my results?    You're a 'Sheen' Fiend! 

Didn't I know it. :lol
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #153 on: March 07, 2011, 07:58:56 PM »
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #154 on: March 07, 2011, 08:05:50 PM »
I can't get this song out of my head. These guys are the best...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #155 on: March 07, 2011, 08:07:40 PM »
Hollywood make up = Winning. God, Sheen looks really old without it! :lol
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #156 on: March 07, 2011, 08:42:22 PM »
Hopefully he'll keep up the antics for as long as possible.  I need more lulz.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #157 on: March 08, 2011, 10:56:58 AM »
I think the guy is awesome.

We need more people like Sheen.

I'd rather have a conversation with this guy than that robot who did the interview with him. I hate people who have no opinion. On TV or not.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #158 on: March 08, 2011, 12:03:56 PM »
i wouldn't go so far as to say he's awesome. He's an Anti semite. That's not cool at all. He said he wanted to kill his "Jew Pig" manager. I don't know many people who use the words "Jew pig" who are awesome.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #159 on: March 08, 2011, 12:13:28 PM »
Quote from: tjanuranus on March 08, 2011, 12:03:56 PM
i wouldn't go so far as to say he's awesome. He's an Anti semite. That's not cool at all. He said he wanted to kill his "Jew Pig" manager. I don't know many people who use the words "Jew pig" who are awesome.
He does deny that (obviously). Not saying I believe him, but here's his defense.

https://www.thewrap.com/tv/column-post/charlie-sheen-loses-custody-twins-after-ex-gets-restraining-order-25165
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #160 on: March 08, 2011, 12:21:39 PM »
well of course he's going to deny it but my ex wife did it? Pretty lame.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #161 on: March 08, 2011, 12:25:12 PM »
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #162 on: March 08, 2011, 02:23:14 PM »
So I just listened to a bunch of the interview for the very first time... Holy shit this guy is nuts. "Yeah I'm on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen".
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #163 on: March 08, 2011, 04:51:56 PM »
Yeah, he's out of his fucking mind.  Too bad, too, 'cause I really did think he was awesome for a while.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #164 on: March 08, 2011, 08:20:47 PM »
https://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

What the fuck is he doing?
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #165 on: March 08, 2011, 08:25:33 PM »
lol what is this??
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #166 on: March 08, 2011, 08:28:00 PM »
lol
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #167 on: March 08, 2011, 08:31:31 PM »
This is brilliant!
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #168 on: March 08, 2011, 08:35:05 PM »
CAN YOU SMELL THE ROTTING DOG SHIT? CAN YOU SMELL YOUR MOTHER'S TEARS? CAN YOU SMELL IT CHUCK? IT SMELLS LIKE MALARIA
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #169 on: March 08, 2011, 08:38:10 PM »
Just caught the end of that live stream;
What... the... flying... fuck?
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #170 on: March 08, 2011, 10:19:31 PM »
posting this again because it deserves a re post. I can't stop listening to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg

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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #171 on: March 08, 2011, 10:41:14 PM »
Quote from: tjanuranus on March 08, 2011, 10:19:31 PM
posting this again because it deserves a re post. I can't stop listening to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg



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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #172 on: March 08, 2011, 10:59:45 PM »
i think my favorite part is the picture of the dinosaurs.
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #173 on: March 08, 2011, 11:01:52 PM »
the chorus is great
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Re: Charlie Sheen: I'm Sick of Sitting Around and Pretending my Life Isn't Perfect.
« Reply #174 on: March 08, 2011, 11:14:47 PM »
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