The day is Tuesday. You are sitting at a picnic table in the middle of a large park. Few families are around. Not many people go outside anymore. You've been making plans to have a nice lunch in the park with your girlfriend, Aranka Moonflower. She's been talking to you for a while about this "Minecraft" thing that everybody's been hooked on. She's obviously trying to get you to play too, but you know better. You like to think you're a bit too smart for that whole "computer game" shtick. You see her walking towards you, and you become happy.
She sits down with a picnic basket that would make Yogi Bear's stomach growl. It's full of sandwiches, chips, and other assorted goodies.
"Did you make all of this yourself?" You ask.
"Nah, Subway did." She responds, with a sly smirk.
"Cute." You say, amused. You dig in to a fabulous meatball sub. As your tastebuds are awash with magnificent glory, Aranka speaks again.
"So, about this Minecraft thing..."
'not again.....' you think.
"It really is a great way to connect with people. We could be together all the time, building, tearing down, building..."
"Look, babe. I know you're really into it, but it's just not my style," You respond.
"I knew you'd respond in this way," she says in her normal, playful tone. "Good thing I came prepared" Her voice progressively becomes more threatening before she transforms before your eyes into a hulking behemoth! She's armed with a club with a single, albeit huge, spike on the end of it. She brings the club crashing down upon the table, crushing it to pieces and knocking you back onto your ass. Your mind instantly rushes into a few different directions. One keeps screaming 'WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK', another is wondering if this is a dream, but a third is preparing itself for battle. You grab one of the boards from the picnic table, and assume the battle position.
ARANKA MOONFLOWER
HP: 100/100
MP: 20/20
STRENGTHS: UNKNOWN
WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN
A) Attack (State where)
B) Defend
C) Attempt Escape
D) Use item
YOU
HP: 25/25
MP: 0/0
INVENTORY! (ANALYSIS!)
Half of a meatball sub
Keys
Wallet (State ID)
If you guys think I should switch anything about the battle layout, let me know