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Offline Kotowboy

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MICHAEL PORTNOY
« on: February 13, 2011, 12:32:20 PM »
29 quite interesting facts about the Grammys
Bob Dylan's 1998 performance was interrupted by a half naked moron called Michael Portnoy during his set. The dancing weirdo explained his slogan thus: "Soy represents dense nutritional life. Bomb is, obviously, an explosive destructive force. So, soy bomb is what I think art should be: dense, transformational, explosive life.
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Re: MICHAEL PORTNOY
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2011, 12:34:18 PM »
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Re: MICHAEL PORTNOY
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2011, 12:38:13 PM »
I lol'd.
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Re: MICHAEL PORTNOY
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2011, 12:45:51 PM »
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Re: MICHAEL PORTNOY
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2011, 12:56:33 PM »
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Re: MICHAEL PORTNOY
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2011, 12:59:47 PM »
So?
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Re: MICHAEL PORTNOY
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2011, 01:13:37 PM »
haha

isnt this technically off topic?
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Re: MICHAEL PORTNOY
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2011, 02:43:49 PM »
dat soy bomb
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Re: MICHAEL PORTNOY
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2011, 03:16:57 PM »
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Re: MICHAEL PORTNOY
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2011, 03:17:39 PM »
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Re: MICHAEL PORTNOY
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2011, 04:48:14 PM »
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