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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #105 on: February 02, 2011, 03:20:43 PM »
A choir of rasta's begin to sing "I don't like bacon, oh no. I love it"

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #106 on: February 02, 2011, 03:21:17 PM »
Ke$ha is scalped and then buried alive while Steven Wilson plays a funeral dirge on the mellotron.  






was that a bit too dark?

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #107 on: February 02, 2011, 03:21:41 PM »
Mikael akerfeldt joins him with a bass
Kipfilet is het borstdeel van de kip. Kenmerk van kipfilet is dat deze vetarm en lichtverteerbaar is.
I assume it's because you're awesome.
And JBP is yet again drunk  :lol

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #108 on: February 02, 2011, 03:22:48 PM »
Ke$ha is scalped and then buried alive while Steven Wilson plays a funeral dirge on the mellotron.  






was that a bit too dark?
Nice  :lol

Mikael Akerfeldt's cat then begins to sing Mozart's famous hit I Will Survive

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #109 on: February 02, 2011, 03:25:12 PM »
gloria gaynor sews mikaels cat and starts a musical
Kipfilet is het borstdeel van de kip. Kenmerk van kipfilet is dat deze vetarm en lichtverteerbaar is.
I assume it's because you're awesome.
And JBP is yet again drunk  :lol

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #110 on: February 02, 2011, 03:58:13 PM »
Black Sabbath start a bar room brawl in D Minor whilst Geezer Butler kneels before a cop who has a gun to his head and exclaims "Go on!!  I'd die for Aston Villa!"

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #111 on: February 02, 2011, 04:31:25 PM »
Hansi Kursch and Jon Schaffer spin around on stage in tutus singing ''Kiss Me'' while Russell Allen and John Petrucci saw down a tree and fart in harmony.

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #112 on: February 02, 2011, 06:33:22 PM »
Jon Shaffer begins to play that same chuggy riff he's been playing since the 80s. He does so for 24 minutes, when suddenly Matt Barlow smashes into the room in a cop car, drunk, knocking Shaffer unconscious. The crowd cheers.

Matt Barlow then lets out a drunken shout, the lights dim.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #113 on: February 03, 2011, 03:35:38 AM »
Desires of the Unknown

*unaccompanied guitar solo*

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #114 on: February 03, 2011, 05:07:58 AM »
the guitar turns out to be a melodic raccoon
Kipfilet is het borstdeel van de kip. Kenmerk van kipfilet is dat deze vetarm en lichtverteerbaar is.
I assume it's because you're awesome.
And JBP is yet again drunk  :lol

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #115 on: February 03, 2011, 10:55:34 AM »
Kevin Moore blows his nose in the mic

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #116 on: February 03, 2011, 12:46:28 PM »
100 trumpet players play an E note for 12 consecutive hours
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And JBP is yet again drunk  :lol

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #117 on: February 03, 2011, 04:24:26 PM »
"Part the Fifteenth:  Why Does this Wound Smell of Cheese?"

Steven Wilson swallows a cornish game hen.  In E flat.

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #118 on: February 03, 2011, 08:32:24 PM »
Didgeridoo solo.

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« Reply #119 on: February 03, 2011, 08:44:59 PM »
Gildenlöw starts to do a beatbox while you can hear Geddy Lee's steps coming closer and closer.

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #120 on: February 03, 2011, 09:27:28 PM »
Kirk Hammett runs onstage screaming
"OHNO OHNO

THEY'VE TAKEN IT

THE'VE TAKEN MY WAH-WAH PEDAL :dangerwillrobinson:"

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #121 on: February 03, 2011, 10:05:05 PM »
Steve Howe does an interlude on a ukelele.

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« Reply #122 on: February 03, 2011, 11:06:40 PM »
keith moon does a violin battle with John Bonham
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I assume it's because you're awesome.
And JBP is yet again drunk  :lol

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #123 on: February 04, 2011, 02:30:28 AM »
'Bacon' leitmotif (B-A-C-A-G) played fff on 4 trumpets, 3 trombones and tuba

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #124 on: February 04, 2011, 04:06:13 AM »
Mike Portnoy eats an apple in 5/8.

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #125 on: February 04, 2011, 04:09:41 AM »
John Petrucci eats a 70 pound tuna in 11/16,

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #126 on: February 04, 2011, 04:14:49 AM »
John Myung drinks a Starbucks in 21/8

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #127 on: February 04, 2011, 03:00:55 PM »
the New york Philharmonic covers Ace Of Spades in 19/6
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Kipfilet is het borstdeel van de kip. Kenmerk van kipfilet is dat deze vetarm en lichtverteerbaar is.
I assume it's because you're awesome.
And JBP is yet again drunk  :lol

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #128 on: February 04, 2011, 03:09:30 PM »
Madonna and Britney Spears makeout and Janet Jackson flashes a boob. Armageddon ensues....... In 5/8

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #129 on: February 04, 2011, 04:19:35 PM »
Apocalypse ensues....... In 9/8

Genesis'd for you.

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #130 on: February 04, 2011, 07:58:37 PM »
Suddenly...


A two day-long Mellotron Solo!

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #131 on: February 04, 2011, 08:36:17 PM »
Rest.

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #132 on: February 05, 2011, 05:16:21 AM »
a piano comes in and gently plays undertow by POS
Kipfilet is het borstdeel van de kip. Kenmerk van kipfilet is dat deze vetarm en lichtverteerbaar is.
I assume it's because you're awesome.
And JBP is yet again drunk  :lol

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #133 on: February 05, 2011, 05:29:22 AM »
a piano comes in and gently plays undertow by POS
This would actually be epic

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« Reply #134 on: February 05, 2011, 05:50:28 AM »
which goes right into Undertow by Mr. Big

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« Reply #135 on: February 05, 2011, 05:54:15 AM »
followed by the tool song
Kipfilet is het borstdeel van de kip. Kenmerk van kipfilet is dat deze vetarm en lichtverteerbaar is.
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And JBP is yet again drunk  :lol

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Re: Create a DTF epic!
« Reply #136 on: February 05, 2011, 06:58:19 AM »
The Producer (a bass-baritone) cuts the tool song and sings an aria (What's with all the covers?) bemoaning the lack of originality in this part of the epic.

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« Reply #137 on: February 05, 2011, 07:00:34 AM »
And then Tony Kakko joins the epic via yodeling.

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« Reply #138 on: February 05, 2011, 07:09:18 AM »
Kakko is gradually joined by a choir of 150 yodellers, split into 10 groups situated around the concert hall. They build up an almighty crescendo...

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« Reply #139 on: February 05, 2011, 07:43:09 AM »
Myung tackles everyone on stage.


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