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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1085 on: January 27, 2013, 08:22:35 PM »
CM Punk just put together the Spanish Announce Table!! This is why he deserves to win!
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1086 on: January 27, 2013, 08:41:45 PM »
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1087 on: January 27, 2013, 08:43:03 PM »
I'm actually waiting for the restart


EDIT: right on cue
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1088 on: January 27, 2013, 08:43:13 PM »
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1089 on: January 27, 2013, 08:49:49 PM »
Well, can't say I'm shocked. 
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1090 on: January 27, 2013, 08:52:18 PM »
What a shame.

In Punk we Trust.

Team Part time wins the Gold... and it's all the casual fan's fault....

Can't wait until Saturday.... the very, very small fed that I book starts back up. I write better shit than this without even trying. But I don't have millions of dumbass fans to pander to. WWE = Business.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1091 on: January 27, 2013, 08:55:10 PM »
Yeah, business-wise Vince couldn't be more stoke. He's gonna line his pockets this year now.

By the way, losing to the People's Elbow is just as lame as losing to Hogan's leg drop.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1092 on: January 27, 2013, 08:57:17 PM »
^ Seriously. At least it could have been another Rock Bottom. Losing on account of an elbow drop = weak sauce.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1093 on: January 27, 2013, 09:43:40 PM »
Hasn't there been talk of a new WWE championship belt?  I seem to recall reading a rumor.  If so, maybe Rock wins at Wrestlemania and leaves, thus retiring the (non)spinner belt and opening the door for the new belt.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1094 on: January 28, 2013, 03:21:26 AM »
Orange County Choppers Rick Petko is rumored to have made a new one and they're just waiting for when to debut it. He tweeted a photo of it being made awhile ago.

https://distilleryimage9.instagram.com/13512a4eec8f11e1877122000a1e9e66_7.jpg

I'd say now would be the perfect time to debut it.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1095 on: January 28, 2013, 03:29:17 AM »
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1096 on: January 28, 2013, 09:20:09 AM »
Lame.  Predictable, but lame.

And I agree that the people's elbow is lame.  One of the most lame finishers ever, but the Rock does it, so most think it's awesome. 
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1097 on: January 28, 2013, 09:22:17 AM »
Quote from: KevShmev on January 28, 2013, 09:20:09 AM
Lame.  Predictable, but lame.

And I agree that the people's elbow is lame.  One of the most lame finishers ever, but the Rock does it, so most think it's awesome.

It should be a towards the end of the match move/spot like the Five Knuckle Shuffle.

I mean, spinebuster. People's Elbow, stalk opponent as he's getting up, Rock Bottom, profit.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1098 on: January 28, 2013, 10:37:43 AM »
So Punk dominates the match, but a people's elbow finishes him off? Ugh, I like The Rock, but that was a lame way for Punk to lose the belt.

So, I know youtube comments are braincell melters, but I read a few saying that that wasn't The Shield who interfered, with one saying it was Lesnar. Anyone think that's true?
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1099 on: January 28, 2013, 10:43:12 AM »
I didn't see any of last night's PPV (like I'd ever pay for a WWE PPV, and I was out all evening anyway), but I guess it's good that Punk dominated the match at least.  Putting someone over doesn't always mean just losing to them.  You can put someone over and still beat them.  Many forget that Hogan used to put people over left and right in the 80s.  Sure, he'd always "hulk up" and win the match, but he'd often make them look like a million bucks before that by getting dominated in the match.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1100 on: January 28, 2013, 11:21:38 AM »
It was The Shield.

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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1101 on: January 28, 2013, 11:25:02 AM »
Darn. It would have been cool if Heyman went super heel and betrayed Punk and went back to Managing Lesnar.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1102 on: January 28, 2013, 12:31:12 PM »
Oh, he'll still manage Lesnar when he begins appearing again (I have a feeling he will appear tonight), because Lesnar doesn't know how to do promos so he needs him.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1103 on: January 28, 2013, 12:36:03 PM »
I'm done with the WWE. Cena winning again rustled my jimmies beyond belief. Fuck them, I don't even care about who is champion now.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1104 on: January 28, 2013, 12:51:39 PM »
Quote from: toro on January 28, 2013, 12:36:03 PM
I'm done with the WWE. Cena winning again rustled my jimmies beyond belief. Fuck them, I don't even care about who is champion now.

Welcome to me about 4-5 years ago.  There hasn't been anything that's captivated my interest for a real long time.  Very few good characters, no good story lines, no new talent development.  Can't remember if there was any tipping point, but I pulled the ripcord on them a long time ago.  Not sure they'll ever be able to recapture the magic of the Monday Night wars, or the Attitude era.

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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1105 on: January 28, 2013, 05:13:12 PM »
Quote from: Destiny Of Chaos on January 28, 2013, 09:22:17 AM
I mean, spinebuster. People's Elbow, stalk opponent as he's getting up, Rock Bottom, profit.

Or just pin them after the spinebuster.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1106 on: January 28, 2013, 05:14:53 PM »
The Spinebuster isn't a finisher and Punk didn't take enough damage for that to finish him off.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1107 on: January 28, 2013, 05:16:34 PM »
Whereas giving him fifteen seconds to recover and then hitting him with an elbow was enough to finish him off? 
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1108 on: January 28, 2013, 05:20:08 PM »
No. Beating him with the elbow was retarded.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1109 on: January 28, 2013, 05:42:16 PM »
Can we make a list of the lamest way to lose a match?

I've got the People's Elbow, Hogan's leg drop and Dusty's bionic elbow at the top so far.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1110 on: January 28, 2013, 05:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Dimitrius on January 28, 2013, 05:42:16 PM
Can we make a list of the lamest way to lose a match?

I've got the People's Elbow, Hogan's leg drop and Dusty's bionic elbow at the top so far.

Bionic elbow is going to be tough to beat.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1111 on: January 28, 2013, 06:05:05 PM »
Quote from: Dimitrius on January 28, 2013, 05:42:16 PM
Can we make a list of the lamest way to lose a match?

I've got the People's Elbow, Hogan's leg drop and Dusty's bionic elbow at the top so far.

Don't forget Scotty 2 Hotty's The Worm.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1112 on: January 28, 2013, 06:13:58 PM »
Finger poke of doom.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1113 on: January 28, 2013, 06:15:44 PM »
That wasn't lame, that was an insult to fans.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1114 on: January 28, 2013, 06:16:56 PM »
Quote from: Dimitrius on January 28, 2013, 05:42:16 PM
Can we make a list of the lamest way to lose a match?

I've got the People's Elbow, Hogan's leg drop and Dusty's bionic elbow at the top so far.

Eh, at least Hogan's and Rhodes' finishers originated back in the early 80s, back when even a simple suplex or a body slam would often be a finishing move.  Finishers have come a long way since the 80s, so for the people's elbow to be the main finisher of The Rock (who got big in the late 90s/early 00s) was pretty weak. 

Personally, someone needs to bring back the Indian deathlock. :metal
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1115 on: January 28, 2013, 06:21:32 PM »
Quote from: KevShmev on January 28, 2013, 10:43:12 AM
Many forget that Hogan used to put people over left and right in the 80s.  Sure, he'd always "hulk up" and win the match, but he'd often make them look like a million bucks before that by getting dominated in the match.
I beg to differ.  He never put anyone over.  That was just his schtick, it was the same thing every match.  Come out like gangbusters, the bad guy would get in a cheap shot and dominate for 5 minutes, then HH would "hulk up" and win with a leg drop.  He didn't put anyone over, even when he lost.
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1116 on: January 28, 2013, 06:22:46 PM »
And the Texas cloverleaf!
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1117 on: January 28, 2013, 06:23:56 PM »
Did Sheamus stop doing that already?
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1118 on: January 28, 2013, 07:02:58 PM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on January 28, 2013, 06:21:32 PM
Quote from: KevShmev on January 28, 2013, 10:43:12 AM
Many forget that Hogan used to put people over left and right in the 80s.  Sure, he'd always "hulk up" and win the match, but he'd often make them look like a million bucks before that by getting dominated in the match.
I beg to differ.  He never put anyone over.  That was just his schtick, it was the same thing every match.  Come out like gangbusters, the bad guy would get in a cheap shot and dominate for 5 minutes, then HH would "hulk up" and win with a leg drop.  He didn't put anyone over, even when he lost.

I disagree. 

Are you gonna tell me he didn't put The Ultimate Warrior over?  Or The Undertaker (who was still kind of a weird heel until he beat Hogan for the title and became a bigger star)?

What about Randy Savage at WM V?  Everyone in the world knew that Hogan was gonna win that match, but Savage came out of it looking as good as an ex-champion can possibly look. 

He also worked programs, for example, with up-and-comers like Big Boss Man and Curt Hennig (who went on to have two long I-C title reigns after his feud with Hogan), instantly elevating them in stature in the WWF. 
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Re: Wrestling - Road to Wrestlemania 29
« Reply #1119 on: January 28, 2013, 07:33:24 PM »
Speaking of Undertaker and Hogan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWCT7rawj04


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Quote from: Dimitrius on January 28, 2013, 05:42:16 PM
Can we make a list of the lamest way to lose a match?

I've got the People's Elbow, Hogan's leg drop and Dusty's bionic elbow at the top so far.

Bionic elbow is going to be tough to beat.

Dropping the Dime is pretty terrible.
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